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Maybe he woke up at the wrong side of the bed today.

Maybe he set the bomb later than usual that Hijikata managed to get away with it.

Maybe he should have picked the banana peel on the floor that made Kondou slipped and became unconscious.

Maybe he could get away with it by blaming the innocent Yamazaki swinging his badminton racket outside and put a banana near him.

Maybe he's just tired and should sleep again but this time, maybe he'll wake up in the right position on the bench.

Maybe two weeks without them has made everyone feel a little different.

Lost.

... Maybe he'll arrest them when they are back, just for the sake of it.

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Not that the bed on the ship wasn't comfy or nice.

She had her fill with various delicious foreign foods.

Every day was fun with the guy who's always laughing and puking and kept spouting 'trade'.

And she rather felt pleasant whenever that lieutenant always wearing a sedge hat she'd call Mucchi is there.

Yes, they're having fun - Gintoki's voice is hoarse correcting Sakamoto, Shinpachi is dragged around by Mutsu, and Sadaharu has bitten 10 or so heads.

It's just that...

She misses everyone in Edo.

"Kagura-chan, are you sleepy?" Kagura looked at Shinpachi, her expression unchanging. Shinpachi thought the redhead inherited Gintoki's dead eyes. Why are the bad ones the only thing she gets from him?

"I'm bored, yes."

An extra character hoping to get some screen time suddenly butted in. "Then you should watch the tv! Look at those idiot police forces!"

"They're causing trouble again, huh."

Gintoki squinted his clouded eyes at the navy blue coats of people who look like they're playing around inside the screen. He scoffed and pointed his beer mug towards the television. "What're thoze moronz doin'? 'Suppozed ta defend our houzez... Che!"

Kagura nodded in agreement. Shinpachi resigned with a sigh.

The reporter says the police have caught a Jouishishi inconspicuously walking down the streets and had been pursuing them ever since. She screeched when a blade was swung, cutting some of her pigtails. The culprit tossed his cigarette then shouted, frustratingly so, to someone at the back. The cameraman turned and focused on a lone male officer with a bazooka, an evil smile on his childish face. Apparently, it was directed to the ones they've been chasing but the officer slipped, unintentionally pulling the trigger directed at the reporter and co.

Everyone inside the room paused as they watch the camera blur, in and out of service. Another second and they heard another Kaboom!, as if the bazooka was again fired off and everyone from the other side of the screen screamed.

Meanwhile, those in Sakamoto's ship were startled by the buzz of the intercom.

"Capt'n we're nearly landing so prepare for- Eh, what's that- GAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BALL, IT'S HEADING TOWARDS US! CAPTAIN!"

While panic and shouts and 'gurrh, give me paper bag, blurgh' and 'oi that's my kimono' rang through each person's ears, Kagura thought one thing that she'll thank that brat for, not that she acknowledges his keen eyes and his good reflexes. When the ship accelerated towards its downfall, the girl smiled.

Ah, nothing feels like home.

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Bingo.

Maybe he really was suited more to be a sniper than a swordsman.

To think he'd actually hit a jackpot with that slip (courtesy of Hijibaka and his mayo powers) and now they're here.

Though he's pretty sure Katsura Koutarou have already escaped, there's Sakata Gintoki and Sakamoto Tatsuma to compensate, two big fish they've yet to catch.

Before he can stand up, his view of two idiot men is blocked by that girl with the fiery hair and scrutinizing eyes.

To his surprise, she suddenly aimed her umbrella at him and said, "Zura~ Don't miss this chance~".

"The hell are you yapping-"

Just like that, Katsura's bomb fell on his lap. His reaction time isn't in a good condition, he can justify that, but he can't do anything when the girl in front of him cheekily smiled and fired.

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All in all, Katsura aided the Yorozuya in their escape and Shinsengumi thinks they're cursed.

September 1 - Good to be back

Hopefully I can update weekly again

I was wondering how they went home from ep 23

Also anyone saw that collab with Monster Hunt? Forever grateful they started a mini series

Chunchun