Hi Everyone! This is my first fanfiction. I haven't read the manga, so this does not contain any season 5 spoilers. I hope you enjoy reading this.

A Lunch with the League

Chapter 1: How it all happened

Nejire had only just finished dressing up Eri for lunch at Midoriya's place. Inko had been persisting Midoriya, time and again to bring Eri over so she could meet the person her little hero had saved. Principal Nezu, had granted Midoriya permission to take Eri to his house for a few hours only on one condition: They must be under Aizawa-sensei's surveillance at all times.

Midoriya had started looking for Shinso hoping he would help him fulfill this condition. He knew that a brainwashing quirk was the only way he could get Aizawa to come but he proved himself wrong when he was struck with another great idea – Hizashi. He got Hizashi to shout in Aizawa's ear until he gave up and accepted the lunch invitation.

Nejire walked Eri to the door of class A-1's dorm.

"Thank you Senpai. Sorry for the trouble." Said Midoriya who was already standing there when they arrived.

"Oh, don't mention it."

"Let's get going, now that everyone's here." The ground spoke.

The three of them jumped up, then looked down. Nejire and Midoriya – who had seen this questionable sight many a time – were just as shocked as Eri – who was seeing this for the first time – to see an iffy old man lying on the ground inside his sleeping bag in his usual cocoon form.

"Since when have you been lying there?" Midoriya asked.

"I heard the last parts of the conversation you were having with your mother over your cell—something about cake for dessert."

"You are here since then!?"

"No, I was here before that; I just fell asleep" Aizawa said rising and stepping out of his sleeping bag. "I even erased your quirk for a few seconds to see if you'd notice… You didn't."

After getting the wind of the fact that Aizawa wasn't going to realize how creepy all of this was, Midoriya gathered himself and they left for his house.

His mother was waiting for their arrival outside her house.

"IZUKU!" she cried as she ran towards him and gave him a hug. "And this must be Eri. I am so happy I finally got to meet you."

Midoriya buffed his chest proudly looking at Eri give his mother a smile—a gesture she had recently learned to perform.

Inko – who was only some inches taller than Eri – was about to give her a hug too when—

"I AM HERE…" said a familiar voice. Everyone, although surprised, already knew who it was before they turned around to see deflated All Might standing there flexing the muscles he didn't have while spitting out blood at the same time.

"EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T INVITED BUT I COULDN'T RESIST MYSELF WHEN I OVERHEARD YOU WERE HAVING CAKE FOR DESSERT"

He was there too? Midoriya thought, finding himself starting to think less of UA teachers with every word they spoke.

"I am also here" said another familiar voice belonging to a young man with blue hair. He was wearing all black clothes and for some reason, a hand on his face. "and I have absolutely no explanation to offer."

There was a pause.

"SHIGARAKI!" everyone shouted.

"Oh, don't worry. I won't do anything. I'm taking a break today. I really needed one. I'm so tired of the League of Villains members. I tried to escape them without them noticing—

—flashback—

"I'M ESCAPING Y'ALL BECAUSE I'M TIREd OF Y'ALL! DON'T YA DARE FOLLOW ME YA BUNCH OF ANNOYING PSYCHOPATHS!"

—end of flashback—

"but unfortunately, they found out I was leaving and followed me here."

"Oh." Everyone said.

"WHAT!?" everyone shouted.

Standing behind Shigaraki was a tall guy, fresh out of the sewing machine and another tall guy wearing a bodysuit and posing.

Midoriya felt uncomfortable "It's been a while hasn't it, Midoriya?" he heard Toga say, as she creeped up his leg.

Aizawa covered Eri's eyes.

Shigaraki sighed. "I apologize for her behavior" He said, sincerely bowing before Inko.

"It's alright." Inko said still processing the fact that All Might was about to taste her fruitcake. "Why don't you all come on in?"

XXX

So far, the lunch had been pretty… absurd. Inko only simply wanted to meet Eri over lunch but she had been joined by Aizawa and his sleeping bag, then intruded by deflated All Might who had suspiciously eavesdropped on the conversation she had with her son, then further intruded by the LEAGUE OF VILLAINS who claimed they were on a break and apparently couldn't think of a better place to go to other than their rival's house for lunch. Our broccoli got harassed as Inko worried there wouldn't be enough fruitcake for everyone while the League of Villains made themselves at home at Midoriya's dining table.

~Aizawa'sApprentice