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A/N: This is a chapter containing what Russell's normal life in the Baki and Kengan universe. Happy Halloween folks. Shall we start?
Niko's training with Russell and Ohma.
"No, no, you're doing it wrong!" Niko said before fixing Russell's posture. "You're supposed to clench your muscles."
"He looks like he's trying to take a dump," Ohma said while practicing his Katas.
"Hey, it's not easy as it looks!" Russell said in frustration even with his skills his body can't keep up with the technique. Russell tries again, but it ends with his farting.
Niko was laughing out loud while holding his sides. "Just admit it, you suck in Adamantine Kata." Ohma taunted while snickering.
"Says the guy who always trips when using Flame Kata. How do you even trip when there's nothing but grass?"
"Okay, that's enough. How about a spar? You two, use everything at your disposal but no maiming."
The two glared at each other before giving a nod to their sensei. Minutes later Russell and Ohma were only on their pants, still glaring at each other. Amused by the two, Niko shakes his head and raises his arms.
"BEGIN!"
Ohma rushes in only for Russell to throw a bag of groceries and tackles Ohma to the ground. The child then pulls his friend's hair and biting his arm.
The future Asura seethes before punching Russell and chokes him from behind. Russell grabs a can but discards it, instead he grabs a plastic bottle before escaping the hold and begins hitting Ohma with the bottle.
Niko who was watching only laughs at how the two fought, hey they only learned Niko Style three weeks ago. Niko watched as Ohma gives Russell a loogie while the younger student tries to getaway.
Yeah, he's going to enjoy teaching these two.
Why Ohma hates Russell's cooking and tomatoes? Part 1.
Russell had just finished cooking their meals, but something was missing. It wasn't shiny, where's the flare? He did everything the book said, so where is it!? Maybe he missed something? Nope, he did everything.
"Oh yeah, it needs cheese!" He then sighs before leaving and went to grab something and starts spraying on the meal.
Ohma and Niko were sitting on a makeshift chair and table waiting for their meal. It's been a while since they had a proper meal, and now it was Russell's turn. They still didn't know why he was against it, but Ohma made it a challenge.
Russell comes out holding a plate of Spaghetti. Except it was glowing with such magnificence. "Okay, here you go, guys." He then hands them their meal. The smell was so good that the two ate it in seconds.
"Oh man, that was... good..." Niko then tumbles down and groans. "Shit, Niko. You alright-" Hearing something falling, he turns and saw Ohma was in the same state as Niko.
"What the hell did you put in our food!?"
"I don't understand I did everything the book said."
"Just what did you last put?"
"Oh, this one." Russell then looks down and pales.
"YOU FUCKING PLACED GLITTERS IN OUR FOOD!?" Ohma yelled and tries to strangle Russell but falls back to the floor.
Hours later, Russell watched as his teacher and friend were taken away to the hospital. "Are they going to make it?" Russell said.
They did.
Why Ohma hates Russell's cooking and tomatoes? Part 2
Russell had spent weeks alone, trying to improve his cooking and also making sure not to use anime logic ever again. Hey if you're in anime where weird shit pops in and out, you think logic is still there?
The door opens, and Russell goes to check. There in the doorway was Ohma and Niko both were silent and Russell knew he screwed up.
"Hey guys, welcome home... Why did you lock the door? Why do you have that rope? WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT!?"
Screams and sounds of struggle erupted in the rundown house while those from the INSIDE stayed away.
"Ohma, Niko c'mon guys were all friends, right?" Russell said in fear. "We were friends," Ohma said. "Until you tried to poison us!"
"That was an accident! I swear I didn't mean it."
"Oh, we forgive you after you get a taste of your own medicine." Niko then shows a spaghetti that was glowing. "Open wide." He said, but Russell moves his head. They heard something falling in the kitchen. Niko told Ohma to check.
"Oh shit," Russell said, surprising Niko.
"What?"
"I forgot to turn off the stove."
Niko's eyes widen in horror and tries to stop his other student, but it was too late. An enormous explosion covered the district, covering the area with tomato juice. Ohma falls to the floor, passed out while covered by the juice. The same thing with Niko, who also falls to the floor.
Only Russell was fine, minus his hair, with Niko taking the full brunt of the blast.
That day they forbid Russell to do anything related to cooking. And if he is, you run!
Russell learning from the Kaioh's part 1.
Russell stretches his body for the upcoming test. The Kaiohs will take him in, provided they beat one of their best. He agreed and now he was facing said warrior monk. He didn't recognize this man, so he must be an offscreen character.
"BEGIN!"
The monk then shows off his moves before stopping. To their confusion, Russell vanished, the monk kept his guard up but fails notice Russell from behind. The fight ends with Russell hitting him with a stick to the back.
"That was easy."
Russell learning from the Kaioh's part 2.
Russell was with Kaku Kaioh, who was walking with him to a secluded room. The old man was carrying a box, but he didn't or want to know what's inside "So you wish to learn the Shaori?"
"Yes, sifu."
"Why is that? Surely you have enough."
"No, it's not. Someone out there is stronger than me. I need more power, without power, I can't defend myself let alone my pride."
Kaku chuckles the boy reminded him of his youth. "Very well then." He then hands him something. "But remember the journey you seek is one of patience, sacrifice, and patience."
"And you want me to hit flies with this thing?" Russell asked.
"Not flies. Bees."
Kaku then drops the box and bolts off, locking the door from the other side. Russell tried to open it, but the door won't budge. The sound of the buzzing bees and Russell screaming echoes while Kaku sips his tea calmly.
Russell learning Karate~
The young man had returned to Japan and was eager to learn the way of Karate. Katsumi accepted him with open arms.
Now he was learning from one of his senior Kato by sparring.
"Now remember you must attack your opponent while their guard is down."
With no hesitation, Russell kicks him in the nuts. "Lesson learned. What's next?" He asked while the man was down.
That day everyone who taught Russell learned a valuable lesson. Russell always took his lessons seriously.
Russell and the Supernatural
Slit-mouthed woman
Russell was walking back to his home after a long hour of training and drinking when one of his friends from the Shishinkai Karate Dojo invited him to his birthday. He turns to a corner and comes across a woman with a medical mask. She stopped the young man.
"Am I pretty?"
"Maybe? I mean, I can't tell with the mask on." Russell said.
The woman then removed her mask. "How about now?"
"Ask your mother."
A giant scissor drops from her hands while Russell left for his home. Still drunk and too tired to even remember this encounter.
To this day the slit mouthed woman still stood on that spot unresponsive.
Hachisaku-sama
Russell was running for his dear life. Why? Cause he accidentally drank laxatives. How it got into his drink, he'll never know, except it had to do something with his luck. As he ran for the nearest bathroom he was blocked by a woman standing 8 ft tall.
"Po. Po. Po."
Annoyed by this and combined by the call of nature, Russell throws caution to the bin, runs between her legs, and slips through while the woman released an embarrassing yelp. When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Later that same day, Russell was fast asleep in his bed while the woman towered over him. She leans in close as Russell opens his eyes. "Pretty, wait, this is a dream. That means I have no consequences." He then pulls her into his bed and hugs her. "Hello, deary." He then yawns and goes back to sleep, unfortunate his body was still willing while the spirit was weak and took off on autopilot.
They can hear sounds of moans, but not one guard dared to enter when they saw the woman by the window.
That day, the police found all the missing children, all claiming that a tall woman took them to a nearby park. When asked why, all of them told them her tummy looked big and also said to say thanks to a man with black and white hair.
Those who knew the woman pales and yet confused how do you get spirit pregnant!? In the spirit realm, the woman was caressing her stomach, which was bulging, nearly tearing her dress. She smiles proudly. "Po~" she said in melodic tune.
Of course, Russell categorized it as a weird dream, a very weird dream.
Aka Manto/Red Cape
Russell sighed as he took his business in the toilet. To his surprise, someone then hangs red and blue cape on each side. Before he could voice his complaints, someone then asked to choose between each color.
Having wearing red his entire life, he chose blue, then the door opens. "What the hell man don't you know I'm still using this, close that door."
Yet the man only entered, Russell frowns and glares at the man. "We can do this the easy way or the hard way."
The man however strangles Russell and raises him. "Easy way it is." Russell then grabs a light bulb and smashes it into the man's face. It took the spirit by surprise, the sensation of pain long forgotten until this day. What happens next was a beat down.
"You think it's funny, huh!? You think it's funny!?" Russell asked. "What the HELL!?" The spirit yelled in pain. "It doesn't sound funny now, is it?" Russell then breaks one of its legs and starts beating its ribs before throwing it to the floor.
"Yeah, that's what happens when you mess with someone doing their business." He then kicks it. "Kami-sama!" It screamed, but Russell ignores this and kicks three more times before pummels it. "Say you're sorry!" He said after each punch before dragging him to the toilet.
"Are you sorry yet!? Are you!?" He yelled. He then grabs one handle and tears it off the wall. It can only scream in pain as Russell uses his makeshift weapon. "Are you sorry yet!? Does this still look funny!?" he asked before dragging it to the toilet and dunks its head in, then flushing it.
"Where's my sorry man!? Where's the sorry!?"
Having enough, he throws the spirit away. "You got until five o'clock you hear me!?" He yelled. "You psychopath!" the spirit yelled. "Whatever, clean yourself up, you filthy animal." Russell then throws a tissue.
Later in the spirit realm.
"Oh my, what happened to you!?" One evil spirit said. Red cape was going to answer, but the sensation of a dark being looking at him changed his mind. "Had an... accident."
"We're spirits we can't have accidents."
"A spiritual accident."
The spirit later had a phobia of toilets, and anything related to black and white. He also apologized through a letter.
A/N: That's all for now folks, what do you think of Russell's definition of a normal day? Let me know in the comments below. Wait this isn't youtube. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!