DISORDER IN THE COURT
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Inside a courtroom Lindsay placed her hand on a bible and rose her right hand in the air. The clerk asked her quickly and rather indistinctly,
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"I do," she answered quietly, she then sat down on the witness stand. The district attorney walked to her,
"What is your name?" He asked,
"Lindsay Bailey," Lindsay answered,
"What is your occupation?" He asked,
"I'm a dancer," the blonde girl answered,
"On the night of February the 13th, were you working at the Black Bottom Café the night the murder was committed?"
"Yes," she answered quickly and panicky "But I didn't do it!"
"Then WHO killed Kirk Robin!" The DA said raising his voice and wagging his finger threateningly.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Lindsay cried, the district attorney got extremely angry and yelled back.
"DIDN'T YOU KILL KIRK ROBIN!?" the defense attorney stood up almost immediately from his chair and spoke up.
"I object, your honor!" The judge looked alarmed, "and ask that the last question be stricken off the records. It is merely an attempt to influence this intelligent, broad-minded and most intellectual jury." The jury apparently was in a daze and was muttering and mumbling indistinctly, the judge nodded his head in agreement.
"Objective sustained."
"Thank you, Your Honor." The defense attorney said, and the district attorney turned back in Lindsay who looked unamused.
"That is all," and Lindsay stood up and walked away from the witness stand. Just then there was a parrot squawking,
"Awk! Find the letter!"
"Quiet Polly!" The defense attorney said, shushing the parrot and turned to the judge. "If it pleases the court your honor I'd like to introduced you to my three main witnesses: Anderson, McGrady and McCord." He turned around and to his shock and surprise, instead of them there was writing on the bench in white chalk in cursive. Gone to lunch— Cody, Harold, Owen. He turned around and spluttered, "They were here a minute ago. Will you pardon me, Your Honor? I'll be right back." He exited the courtroom and entered another room. He notices a crowd of people hovering over, he pushes two people aside and sees Cody, Harold and Owen playing different games. Harold and Cody were playing tic-tac-toe and Owen was playing jacks by himself. Just then Owen inadvertently spread his jacks all over Cody's and Harold's game and completely ruined their game.
"Hey!" Cody barked, "What's the big idea spoilin' that's game!?"
"I was for onesies!" Owen complained, Cody got cross and said,
"Well here's twosies" he poked Owen in the eyes causing to yelp in pain, Harold tried to explain to Cody by pointing at the game to no avail,
"He was for onesies, you give him two..." he noticed Cody scowling at him,
"Here's fivesies!" And smacked Harold across the face,
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen!" The defense attorney shouted, causing the men to look over. "Don't you realize Ms. Lindsay Bailey's life is at stake!?" This promptly got their attention and they forgot all about their games and ran to courtroom, accidentally knocking over an innocent bystander while whooping.
They all ran into the courtroom hitting the court officer in the face, their shoes making loud clomping sounds this caused the spectators to look to see what was the noise. Cody swung the gate and swung it back accidentally hitting Harold in the legs. Harold swung the gate back too, narrowly hitting Owen if he hadn't jumping out of the way. He stuck his tongue out at the gate, the defense attorney pushed him aside and tried to open the gate but to his surprise, it was locked! He simply jumped over it with ease with Owen watching with sheer fantastication. Owen jiggled the gate, it was still locked. Feeling confident Owen tried to jump over it, but he landed on the floor causing the spectators to laugh uproariously as Cody and Harold helped Owen back up. The judge banged on his gavel,
"Will you gentlemen try to be a little more quiet in the court?" He asked firmly,
"Soitenly judgy! The gate is locked!" Owen complained, the defense attorney walked over to him.
"Will you please step forward?" He asked, and Owen did just that. "No, no, no..." he said annoyed, "prepare yourself for the witness box!" Owen brushed himself off and aimed his cane at the defense attorney and using his derby hat to knock on his head several time to make it appear his was shooting him. Cody angrily smacked Owen on the back of his head. The judge again banged his gavel, as the court clerk walked over to Owen.
"Take off your hat," he said, and Owen did just that. "And raise your right hand," Owen put his hat on and rose his right hand, "now put your left hand here." He said pointing to a bible and Owen switched his cane in his left hand to his right hand.
"Take off your hat," droned the Judge and Owen did it again,
"Now raise your right hand," said the clerk and Owen once again put his hat back on and rose his hand, "now put your left hand here." Again pointing to a bible and Owen switched the location of the cane with his hands.
"Please take off your hat." The judge said, Owen did it again, however the clerk was getting impatient
"Raise your right hand!" He said gritting his teeth, Owen was also getting mildly frustrated and did the same charade, "now put your left hand here!" and the same thing happened again,
"Will you please take off your hat!?" The judge yelled, and Owen did it again. The clerk was clenching his teeth irritably,
"RAISE your right hand!" And the same thing happened, "NOW PUT YOUR LEFT HAND HERE!"
"TAKE OFF YOUR HAT!!" The judge boomed, Owen put his hat on his cane, the clerk was absolutely livid,
"RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND!" He barked, and Owen raised it. Cane and hat and all, this made the clerk very cross. "Will you get rid of this hat?!" Owen and the clerk struggled a bit and Owen managed to place his hat on the clerk,
"Raise your right hand!" Owen said in his most serious voice, and the clerk did just that before realizing that he's been duped. He took the hat and place it underneath the bible. And barked at Owen,
"Raise your right hand!" Owen did it was with no problems whatsoever. "Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" He asked too quickly,
"Huh?" Owen said cluelessly,
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" The clerk repeated again a bit slower,
"Are you trying to give me the double-talk?" Owen asked, the clerk looked like he was going to explode.
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" He repeated angrily,
"Why don't you answer him?" The judge asked annoyed,
"He's talkin' Pig Latin and I dunno what he's sayin'!" Owen whined,
"He's asking if you swear..." The judge before being interrupted by Owen,
"No... but I know at the words!" said Owen. The judge clarified,
"He's asking if you'll tell the truth!" He said firmly,
"Truth is stranger than fiction, judgy-wudgy" giggled Owen before noticing the judge's serious face.
"Kindly address this court as 'Your Honor'! And take the oath." Owen waved his hand to the side, The clerk asked again.
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"Soitenly! What have I got to lose?" Owen said cheerfully,
"Take the stand," The judge said lowly, and Owen walked to witness stand and picked up the chair,
"Where do I put it?" He asked,
"No, no." The judge said while trying to not to chuckle himself, "take the stand!" But Owen was still clueless,
"I got it, now what'll I do what it?" The clerk got so fed up, he slammed Owen's hat on the judge's desk and snatched the chair from Owen and placed it down and barked,
"SIT DOWN!" Owen sat down and the chair tipped over and fell backwards with a loud CRASH! Nearly everyone in the courtroom howled with laughter as Cody and Harold rushed over to help Owen who was flailing his arms and legs like an upside down hermit crab. As soon he was up on his two legs, Cody angrily conked him on the head.
"What the matter with you?" He muttered fiercely to Owen, and spoke severely to him "You're in a court, not in Clancy's pool room!" He delivered another conk on the head, "sit down!"
"I'm a victim of circumstance!" Owen whined, he became to sit back down until he got smacked on the head by Harold.
"Sit down," Harold said, trying to be tough. Cody grabbed Harold by his hair and said severely,
"Who're you hitting?" And poked him in the eyes, causing Harold to run off. Owen chuckled about this until Cody slapped him across the face. "Get outta here! Be quiet!" He snapped, and went off the same direction as Harold. Owen quickly reclaimed his derby hat as the judge banged his gavel to get order.
"Proceed with the case!" He announced firmly.