"No matter what, she's still my little girl. You hurt her, I have to kill you. It's the law."

Jack grinned, but not for long because something in his soon-to-be father in law's eyes read like murder.

"Yes sir," he winced.

Jacob looked down, when he looked up again, Selmac spoke.

"Don't listen to Jacob. He tends to be overly dramatic where Samantha is concerned."

Jack nodded at the symbiote's assurance, but was not convinced. He adjusted his tux and turned to Daniel and Teal'c, his best men. Daniel shrugged as if to be freed from any responsibility, Teal'c merely cocked an ominous eyebrow.

Yepp.

He was dead meat.