"We're not naming them "Homer" and "Marge", so just stop."
She kisses his cheek gently and turns on her heel, heading for the shower. Before he can open his mouth to speak again, she yells over her shoulder.
"And not "Bart" and "Lisa" either, so don't even try me!"
He slams the air with his fist and mutters to himself.
"D'oh!"
Marriage was gonna be tricky.