Hey, Zombie221 here, I'm not dead (yay!) so I decided to make a Leson. Requests are welcome and I am in love with all you awesome nerds so, here you go~
Jason was always confused that he woke up next to a girl claiming to be his girlfriend when he knew he was gay- closet of course- but he knew something was up he second he woke up; he would never have gone out with a girl- he hates stringing them along.
That's what he tells himself, anyway, until he catches a glimpse of a curly, raggedy mop of brown hair situated in front of him, who is, inevitably, the girl's extremely funny, extremely straight best friend.
Leo- she calls him, and all he has to do is laugh, an adorable, tinkling sound that makes Jason weak at the knees and bow low, saying, "Well thank you, thank you very much," and Jason knows he's fallen already.
And so, he figures he has to stay near the girl in order to be close to this boy, and so he does all the necessary flirting and while she's talking, not that he doesn't find it interesting, he just can't focus when there's that gorgeous human being just sitting there looking delectable.
When he gets the quest, the prophecy says the forge, and Jason can't help but remember that flaming hammer that had chased Leo around earlier, while he yelped and screamed and he feels a flicker of hope. Maybe they'll get to be alone.
But this is not the case. At the mention of the dove, Jason's thoughts immediately jump to the girl- Pier was she called? Poper? Ah, Piper, he thinks, and can't help but sigh a sigh of annoyance that he has to keep this act up for as long as the quest takes; possibly longer.
When he sees the dragon, he freaks out: just a little though- after all, it's a freaking dragon. After that, he just feels admiration, envy and also a whole lot of awe. After all: it's a freaking dragon.
And of course, Leo dishes out all of these nicknames for himself- and Jason can't help but think that he's insecure underneath all of the show.
They get to the end of the quest, and Jason finds that he can't keep lying to Piper; they're good friends after all, and it's clear she likes him. However, he underestimated the powers of an Aphrodite child (the ability to tell who a person likes) and he overestimated his ego, which she wounds when she laughs, saying, "Jason, you do know you stare at Leo all the time? If I didn't know you were gay, I'd have to be blind and deaf- you murmur his name in your sleep, you know. And besides, I got over you a loooonnnggg time ago. Annabeth is looking extremely cute though- I'm bi, haven't you noticed?"
And once again, as Jason is confused by the wit of a woman, he thinks to himself, Thank God I'm gay.
Then there's a whirlwind of days, trying to discover where Camp Jupiter is, and Jason spends most of his days in Bunker Nine, watching Leo work. Jason gets taller and more handsome with each passing day, and the girls definitely notice, giggling every time he even looks in their direction- yet the only person Jason wants to notice him sees him as his 'best buddy' and definitely not at all as a romantic interest.
Leo tries again and again to gain the acknowledgement of girls- hence the 'All Da Ladies Luv Leo', which particularly hurt Jason, as he viewed the look of disappointment on Leo's face when all the girls he asks out turn him down. Jason can't believe that they don't see how lucky they would be to go out with such a funny, cute, gorgeous, amazing, hot- ok, now he's rambling.
You get the point.
Besides, Jason had no way to confess to Leo anyway- best case scenario, Leo liked- no, loved- him too. Worst case- Leo was repulsed by him and never talked to him again. Jason couldn't bring himself to risk that.
So, he carried on with the straight charade and politely turned down the eager girls who worshiped the ground he walked on, embarrassed.
He can tell Leo suspects something when he still doesn't have a girlfriend after the Argo II lifts off from Camp Jupiter, Piper and Annabeth happily in love, Frank and Hazel shyly talking in his room and Percy going out of his mind trying to find Nico, and one day pulls him into his room, asking him what was up.
Jason freezes, blushing, staring into Leo's laughing brown eyes and his adorable freckles speckled all over his thin face, obscuring anything else from his vision and gets up, grabbing Leo and pushing him up against the shut door. He hears Leo draw in a sharp breath, his eyelashes fanning his surprised brown eyes as he took in his arms pinned behind him by one of Jason's calloused, warm ones and Jason's blue, blue eyes and strong muscles forcing him against his door, another lightly resting on his cheek. He smirked.
"Took you long enough," he remarked, the smirk still residing on his mischievous features. "Shut up," Jason murmured, shoving his lips roughly against Leo's in a fiery storm of withheld passion and love, Jason's tongue sliding over his in an exotic, erotic dance of push and pull, graceful yet destructive, pulling down barrier after barrier in a poetic turn of events.
The six sneaky spies outside the door crept away, giggling.
And as heaven knows what was going on behind that door (by the sounds of it, more than kissing) Annabeth turned to Percy and whispered, "You owe me 10 drachmas," and Piper was busy telling everyone that would listen that she told them so.
Phew! Took ME long enough, if you ask me! No hate. You have a problem with LGBTQ, you got a problem with me. #ProbablyBisexualAndProud!
Bye y'all. See ya next decade!