Hey! So, I recently noticed we never really found out how Grover and Juniper got together and thus, this was born. Enjoy!
Grover frowned. He had a huge crush on a dryad named Juniper for ages, but had no idea how to ask her out. What did she even like? Flowers?
Day #1
Grover picked some flowers for her, and was promptly slapped around the head for 'picking poor Julie's tulips right off her grass patch'.
Nope-definitely not. Chocolates?
Day #2
Grover bought her some chocolates, and she burst into tears for those 'poor, poor cows who were tortured for their milk everyday.'
Mental Note: Juniper is a vegan. Surely nothing could go wrong with a bit of romantic music?
Day #3
Romantic songs do not work if the other person starts crying over the lyrics because they reminded her of her cheating ex-boyfriend, Barry the Boulder.
Eventually Grover just decided to ask what she liked.
Day #4
"What do you like Juniper?" "I have a special fondness for birds." So he gave her 10 birds, who she immediately let free and then scolded Grover for 3 hours on why animals have rights too.
Getting frustrated, he decided to just come out as ask her upfront.
Day #5
"Hey Juniper?" "Yeah?" "Want to go out with me?" "Uh huh, sure!"
Grover just rubbed the back of his neck in disbelief that it was that easy.
Sometimes it seemed the only thing she actually liked was him.
Crap, I know, but whatever. It's 12:41 am anyway.
Toodle-oo!
-Z
P.S. Shoutout to Junebug, thanks for the reviews, muchos cookies por tu :: :: (Also on the Thalico I was sorta going for a mutual-goth-friendship-thing) ;) and do you actually want me to continue New Generation?