Game Cornered near the Veilstone Department Store!
(Rose POV)
We woke up, packed up and started walking to Veilstone City. I noticed Jay and Princess were walking a little closer to our trainer but I didn't really think much of it.
I been feeling really down lately.
You see I love doing pranks, I'm pretty mischievous. But uh I have no good ideas for what pranks I should do. So I been kinda down.
Master took us to the Pokemon Center and healed us, I noticed Symphony walk, she looked dead inside.
"Why is there semen on this Buneary?" Asked a Chansey.
I saw our trainer look pale.
"Hello did uh someone forcefully mate you." Chansey asked kindly.
"You could say, I did it to them first~" Jay winked. The Chansey had a shocked face. Yikes.
We all left and our trainer took us all to the woods. He scolded Jay and told her why he didn't take it out.
Jay explained she liked how it felt inside her. Double Yikes.
Our trainer didn't understand what she said but if he did, oh boy. He told her to take it out, Jay sighed and began squatting as she started pushing all that white stuff out of her slowly.
Symphony and Princess turned away blushing. I stared having a smirk on my face and Darkness wasn't a baby, she just stared at this scene with a bored expression.
After she was clean, our trainer carried her and Jay nuzzled his face she kept saying my mate my mate my mate~~~~ I bet master didn't know what she was saying cause he just giggled.
Darkness looked bored, Symphony looked disgusted and Princess looked uncomfortable. I looked pretty chill.
We were walking when a shady man came to us. "Hey kid, want some cash? All you have to do is make your pokemon smoke this joint." He showed us the joint.
"Isn't that Marijuana Cigarettes from Kalos?" Trainer asked.
"Yes but we're doing an experiment on how it would affect pokemon. Maybe it would make them weaker, maybe stronger, there is no law against it and my Pokemon seemed to love it." The Punk showed his Scrafty and Zoroark smoking the joints, their eyes looked a bit red.
"You'll get paid 4,000 poke a month, of course If we can see your pokemon has some progress." He shrugged.
I nudged my trainer and smiled at him.
"You want that?" He asked me.
I nodded.
"Oh well. She'll do it i guess." Trainer said.
The thug placed a joint in my mouth and lit it up. I felt, relaxed, and I could see 10 dimensions at the same time as I floated in space.
"Rad~" I think I gave a dumb giggle.
"Here's a bag full of those and a lighter, k bye!" He ran away.
"How are you feeling Rose?" Some man asked me.
"Bro this is lit..."I said snickering.
Everyone gave me odd looks.
He places the Joints inside his bag and We went towards the gym and then some girl came out saying stuff. Then some fat guy wearing a cringy blue thing was singing and flexing and left. I was really starting to see things.
We went inside the gym and I smoked some more as I stated at Darkness kick ass. She made all the fighting types there her bitch.
Darkness literally did the entire gym, plus the gym leader herself dude.
The gym leader send out a little fighting baby thing and Darkness was all like baby psychic! And killed the baby and then she was like go Lucario Dog! And trainer was like spam Iron Defense. So Darkness did that and she has max defense, then spammed baby psychic and the girl was like oof and sended a Machoke, baby psychic.
Darkness won the entire thing herself. She was really strong eh.
We went out and that one girl was like can you help me some guys stole my things, so since my trainer is chill we went and kicked their ass. After that we healed and walked to the Veilstone City Game Corner. Trainer played there for hours. I wonder why, we just stared at him play. He stayed playing for am entire day. We're kinda hungry
(Darkness POV)
I was bored out of my mind.
Watching this, fleshy addict play that blasted slot machine game like his left depended on it. Everytime he ran out of coins, he buyed even more.
I groaned bored as fuck. I then saw my team.
"Ugh I'm starving..." Symphony bitched. "Same." Jay shrugged like the whore she is. "Like totally dudettes I know what you mean.." Rose the druggie said. Princess didn't say anything but the look on her face said enough I guess.
"Yo stupid, we're starving over here." I snarled at him. He threw me money. "Go buy." He said still glued to the machine. He looked at the money he threw me, a few cents. Then kept playing the Game Corner slot machines.
I psychically grabbed his wallet and left.
We went into the Veilstone Department Store, it's music played of course.
"Remember girls, you all have 5000 Poke. Spend it wisely on what you need and what you think that fleshy human will need on his travels." Darkness spoke. They nodded and went around buying stuff together.
"Oi slag, me and my mates want to buy some crud." Said a female voice.
The store person turned around expecting to see a Scottish woman but instead she saw a bunch of Pokemon.
"Got any drugs? I'm talking about the X Attack, X Accuracy, stuff like that." I said boredly.
"Uh shouldn't you be with your trainer." He asked.
"Cheeky bastard is addicted over to the Game Corner. Once he loses all his cash he'll get over it, now give me the goods." I spoke sternly.
"But, you're a Pokemon?..." He said.
"So?! Does that mean I am stupid? Did you just fucking called us Retarted!?" I snarled and my teammates also glared at him.
"No no sorry!" He said.
"Now using your little microphone say we will buy stuff around." I said.
He used his intercom and told the entire department store pokemon would be walking around buying stuff cause they're as smart as humans.
The Sinnoh Poke Mart theme played as a Long montage of the 5 pokemon running around the department store buying stuff happened.
1 hour later.
(Juan POV)
"Ugh god damn... I am never going back there again." I grunted as I lost all my money.
I see my Pokemon outside stuffing their faces with Poffins. "WAH! HOW MUCH DID YOU GIRLS BUY!!!" I screamed.
Darkness threw me my wallet. Not a single poke remained.
"Oh, my, god. Do you gals have any idea what you just did!" I stared shocked.
They all stopped eating and stared at me.
"You made me broke!" I spouted.
They went back to eating boredly.
"Hey it's rude to ignore people!" I yelled at them.
After they finish eating they said they had to waste all my money cause I was waisting it all on The Game Corner and they were hungry.
I sighed and said they did the right thing, at least that snapped me out of my addiction. Now I could focus again on them, I cared about them all a lot, oh and Symphony too I guess...
