Hello children, yes I am alive that is correct, I know it seems unlikely due to the fact I haven't posted in FOREVER, but now I am so that's always good. I don't know about you guys but although I like Frank and Hazel, and I definitely used to like them more even though I still mostly do, I also have a soft spot for this lil' ship right here because it's just so fricken adorable like awwwww they hate each other? Too bad I gay stan now no take backsiessss but seriously Leo sets off my lowkey gaydar so hard and I just think this would be an adorable couple. No more talking- on with the fic!

Freo #1- Uni Roommates AU

Frank couldn't sleep. His insomnia was getting worse, he thought irritably as he stalked to the kitchen to pour himself a cup of warm milk and have a cookie- he wasn't a child, he just likes the taste!

As he got to the kitchen, he was greeted by the sight of his short, short roommate, Leo (who he DESPISED, DESPISED I TELL YOU, DESPISED) trying desperately to reach the top shelf to get a jar of... hot chocolate? No, it had a Spanish label- it was probably one of his weird chocolate milks that Frank had definitely never stolen.

After watching the curly headed boy struggle for a few minutes, evidently trying to be quiet and not wake Frank up, Frank sighed and went to retrieve it from the shelf, evoking a squeak from the boy who turned, eyes wide in fear, only to let out a huge sigh of relief as to who was currently leaning over him, which wracked his whole body and again Frank was amusedly reminded of his short stature as compared to Frank's admittedly bulky, muscular frame.

Frank leaned his arm on the cupboard behind Leo and handed him the chocolate milk with a smirk on his face while Leo swallowed nervously and tried hard to not look at Frank's flexing biceps, which Frank noticed with considerable satisfaction, before realizing that this was Leo, the most annoying person in existence, who stole his biology homework not six hours ago, making Frank late for bio class again and got him shouted at in front of his whole class.

Of course, Frank is overreacting and he knows it, Leo is one of his good friends, even if they did get off to a rocky start in the beginning (there was this whole incident with a horse and... well, let's say Frank smelt for a few days of quite a pungent odour).

He just enjoys seeing Leo squirm. "Thanks," Leo mumbled hesitantly. Frank, hiding a grin, affixed Leo with an angry scowl, turned away and proceeded to get his cookie, to Leo's utter disbelief. "Oi," Leo started furiously, rounding on him, "You can't just-"

Frank, now thoroughly amused by Leo's antics, decided to provoke him further by glancing down at him disdainfully as he continued to make his beverage, just to see if he could make the mop-top explode- he hoped he could, it was bloody funny when he started having his mini anger tantrums, as Frank called them, mostly because of the fact he looked so adorable when he- no! Bad Frank! Platonic friends do not think about how adorable the other person is!

Anyhow, Leo was now very annoyed and kept whining at Frank to tell him why he was annoyed, while he tugged on his arm like a little brat, which was actually kind of annoying now, so Frank grabbed his arm in irritation, and flipped Leo around so he was against the fridge with his tiny hand enclosed in Frank's mammoth hand above his head.

Leo gasped involuntarily, and at first, Frank didn't even notice their proximity as he finished off his cookie lazily, Leo studying his bed-swept hair, his tired eyes and flexed bicep holding Leo's hands over his head, but he did notice Leo's little pink tongue flick out and wet his bottom lip as he stared, transfixed, at Frank's mouth. Staring at Leo's obvious desire, Frank felt an idea in him, rising, dangerous and delicious in the just the right proportion.

Frank leaned forward nervously, his lips just barely brushing Leo's, and he felt the smaller boy freeze up and didn't respond to the kiss.

Frank felt the despair of rejection and the feeling of intense regret in his aching heart and he hoped desperately as he pulled away disappointedly that it wouldn't be weird- and then he felt hands on his face, pulling him closer and kissing him furiously and igniting fireworks in the pit of his belly, sweet, yet spicy somehow, lips pressed firmly against his own, and tongues coming into the kiss messily as teeth clashed and lips bruised each other's, the feeling indescribable and pulling Frank into a bubble of happiness he hadn't even known he wanted.

Leo deepened the kiss, jumping into his arms and wrapping his legs against his waist, Frank lifting his big hands and reaching forward blindly to tug at his light brown curls, causing Leo to arch his back into him, breathing heavily while Frank bit hickeys into the side of his lovely, sweet neck.

Gradually, their kisses became less frantic, and they pulled away, breathing heavily and staring at one another wide-eyed with wonder. "Wow," Frank said hoarsely, yet appreciatively. Leo gulped because god, how did he not have any idea what that voice, that freshly kissed voice did to him?

"Wow," Leo agreed breathlessly. They stared at each other for a few moments more before simultaneously leaving in and meeting halfway in another passionate kiss, and Frank let Leo down from his waist and, still kissing him, walked him to the door to his room and kicked it shut behind him.

Phew, that got a bit steamy but now I'm done! Let me know if you guys would like a part two, you little minxes, and please, as always, review and follow! I accept requests don't forget ;)

Peace!