Author's Note: Before we began this chapter, I would like to take this moment about Pepe Le Pew, he was one of the reasons that made us fall in love, even though that he's a skunk in a good way, and I bet that you could know that if you could see his cartoons, I think that we dedicated this chapter to him as well as we get to hopefully get to be that he will be missed, and got removed during that Space Jam sequel.
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Chris: Welcome back to "How To Win $1,000.00 without really trying" and we got our latest $1,000.00 Winner Gloria Soto.
Gloria: Gee, thanks Mr. Goodman.
Chris: I Think that you had a history with Big Coffee, and somehow, you ended up living with the greens, how is that?
Gloria: Well, I think that it was able that I was working at Big Coffee that is until Cricket became my co-worker twice, and then Chip Whistler took over, tried to created every store and then I get to work with Wholesome greens shortly, then I got fired and ended up living with the greens and I told my parents the truth.
Chris: Well, I think that you're off to a great start and return for as a returning champion.
Gloria: You think that I could return for another grand?
Chris: You know it.
Gloria: Gee thanks. (Kiss him, then took her $1,000.00 check and left)
Chris: Uh, Gloria Soto everybody.
(Audience Clapping)
Rainer: You know, I happen to think that I like that girl.
Chris: Yeah, me too. Say, this remind me of your partner from your movie "McBain". Do you want to give it a scene?
Rainer: Oh, I Don't think that necessary.
Chris: Oh come on, I insist.
Rainer: All right.
Chris: Here's a clip from the movie.
Clip: McBain
(McBain eating chili dog)
Scooey: Hey McBain, if you're going to keep eating those hot links, You're never gonna make it to the pension.
McBain: Come on, live a little scoey.
Scoey: Oh thank you, got me a future partner 2 days from retirement, my daughter's graduating from college.
McBain: Little Suzie's growing up.
Scoey: As soon as we nail Mendoza, my old lady and I are going to sail around the world like we always wanted (show McBain a picture of his wife and the ship Life-4-Ever) just christen the boat. Yes sir, every thing's going to be just Per- (Got shot as she grunting and fell down)
(Villain rolls away in Motor cycle as McBain shoots his gun, shot though coffee maker, jukebox as villain breaks glass as he escapes)
Socey: (Breathing) McBain?
McBain: Yes?
Scoey: I'm not going to make it.
McBain: Oh stop talking crazy.
Scoey: No, I want you to do just one thing for me, get me Mendoza. (Grunts then dead as his hand left of his picture of this wife and sailing boat)
(McBain keenles to his partner)
McBain, shouting at his top of his lungs:MANDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(End Clip, Audience Claps and Applause)
Rainer: Thank you, Thank you.
Chris: Now let's interduce our next contestant, she's a nine-year-old girl and she has a pet horse named pony, here she is, Annie Bramley.
(Annie walks in as she waves)
Chris: Okay Annie, tell us Annie tell us about yourself.
Annie: Well my name is Annie Bramley and I lived an an apartment and what else? I happen to have great parents and I have my pet pony.
Pony: Hi everybody!
Annie: Well, I think that you'll get to see that you might get to be that your parents must be very proud of you.
Chris: Well, if you are ready, I think that you could be getting to the game as possible, so if you are ready, let's get started with the game!
Audience: (Cheers and Applause)
Chris: Okay Annie, here's your first question that's worth $0.01.
$0.01 Question: In Pepe Le Pew Cartoons, what is the name of the skunk-disguised-cat that tries to get away from Pepe?
A:Penolipe
B:Melody
C:Cheryal
D:Samantha
Annie: To tell you the truth, I seen a lot of cartoons and I never understood the cat's name.
Chris: You seen the cartoons and you never knew that cat's name.
Annie: Well, I think that I could be that I might get to choose, but I think that it was easy enough.
Annie: But I'm going take my chances and say "A", final answer.
Chris: Got it right for $0.01!
Audience: (Cheers and applause)
Chris: Now this is very interesting.
Annie: What, what is it?
Chris: This question is worth $0.10.
$0.10 Question: Which of those Mickey Mouse became the very first color cartoon?
A:Traffic Troubles
B:The Band Concert
C:How To Ski
D:The Little Wise Hen
Annie: Okay, first of all, I think that "How To Ski" is a Goofy Cartoon and second, The Little Wise Hen that Donald Duck debuted in so it's gotta be either "A" or "B". I think that we could go for 50-50.
Chris: Okay, Computer, please take away those two wrong answers, leave one wrong answer, and the correct one.
Remaining Answers:
A:Traffic Troubles
B:The Band Concert
Annie:Just As I Suspected, both "A" and "B" answers are Mickey Mouse Cartoons so I'm going with Answer "B", final answer.
Chris: You just won a dime!
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Pony: Boy I can't wait to see that I get to help- Oof! (fall off steps)
Chris: Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back.
Music: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire-theme goes into commercial
Commercial: Pepe Le Pew's Dating service
Pepe Le Pew: Hello my dear lovers, it is me, Pepe Le Pew and I think that you should know that I got kicked out warner bros all because of they deleted my scene off that Space Jam Sequel, so that's why I happen to open up my dating service, no? Let's here of what my customers had to say.
Johnny Bravo: This dating service makes me so lucky, that I get to be quite as I get to be a quite distance to make me a ladies man.
Chester: I used to be a doctor, until I got fired from turning them into Mooses, that is until I met Nurse Claiborne and things have never made me a lot better, because we both one thing in common and that's hating the kids-next-door!
Nurse Claiborne: That's right my sweetheart. (Kisses him)
Sam Manson: I have learn that Danny Fenton is my boyfriend, we were best friends first and then when the world is coming to an end, I knew that I kissed him for good luck and I get to believe both as him and Danny Phantom.
Mojo Jojo:I, Mojo Jojo, had to find the right love and her name is Moko Miko.
Moko Miko: Oh Mojo. (Kisses him)
(Mojo gives out thumbs up)
Pepe Le Pew: So please come on down and come to Pepe Le Pew's Dating service, remember, it's sweet and loving, isn't it not?
END COMMERICAL
Please make some comments in the comment section and have a nice day.
Thank You and remember, keep love alive with our favorite love skunk Pepe.
Closing Note: I happen to dedicated to Pepe Le Pew, because he had his first debut back at 1945, and my Aunt Julie used to have a cat named Pepe along with another one named Sylvester back in my earliest childhood and well, well all got to know that he's one greatest looney tunes in the world, especially Paris, France.
