Johnny: (Blow dust off his computer) Hmmm... You think anyone will be upset from how long I've been gone?
Moonlight: Nah... Your totally fine. (Looks out window to see the ginormous angry mob gathering around the studios that's covered in vines and plants and looks like a big old abandoned building ruin.)
Johnny: Yes I know... I'm an asshole. Sorry for the long... Whatever the hell this was. I suck, and I'll try and do better. So... Sorry. Whatever I can to fix this, comment on this chapter. Anyway, back to the hilariousness of Moonlight's terrible luck and life.
Moonlight: (Fights back the mob with a spear) BACK YOU DEMONS, BACK! JOHNNY! HEEELLLPPP!
Johnny: Okay, one of these days I'm going to be honest about being done with hiatuses... But today might not be that day. Anyway Hope you have enjoyed this story thus far. And please, Read, Review, and Fav. Ciao! (Oh and you know; Disclaimer: I only own my ocs rest belong to Sega and whatever, okay back to the craziness! Also, Bold means Johnny is speaking)
Ah, Some nice relaxation, a cool breeze from the east, the nice hot sun high above... giant robot claw about to smash me into oblivion; Wait, What? Sure enough, a giant chrome claw came smashing down onto me.
Sup, I'm Moonlight Booster. I'm a hedgefox living in Mobintin, Mobitroplis with my best friend Sarah Trinity, a punky skunky, and her roommate M.I.R.A, a slutty libido-driven fox. I was kicked out of my home in Washington by my parents and am now out here. I've become best friends with the legendary Sonic Heroes; even falling in love with the beautiful and perfect Amy Rose, RAWR! Now I fight the forces of evil, or idiocy in the case of Eggman, ha. This is awesome!
It's been a few weeks since I moved into Mobitin. (Or years cause of hiatus. Hey! I'm trying my best. Well your best Sucks! Anywhoooo.) My schedule here as been pretty... normal. I wake up in the morning and go about my morning routine before heading out. I head off to school and pretty much screw about with my new friends. Being a freaking genius that I am, I can afford to mess about.
As of now I'm hanging out on the school's roof during lunch, catching some sun; when I get a warm welcome from the principal, Principal Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik; Or Captain Fatman, Lard Butt, The Chunky Walrus, Baldy McNoseHair, (Sonic came up with that one, it's actually pretty hilarious,) Dr RoBustnik- SMASH!
The Giant robot Claw came down on top of me, destroying the building I was resting on which was the roof of the Cafeteria. I was knocked through the roof, landing on to a Lunch Table as the roof caved-in. I guess he didn't like my playful nicknames... and yes, I have called him those names numerous of times. What, it's hilarious! You should see his face, he gets so mad and red and- SMACK!
The robot claw slapped me with zero effort across the cafe while everyone ran around screaming and running away. I landed on a table with an untouched cheeseburger, I sat up, and licked my lips. The robot busted in and I can see it's face. It glared evilly at me. I stood up and put my hand out in an STOP motion. It raised it's claw at me before looking confused and freezing. I grabbed the burger and took a bite into it. "Mmmm, this is really good... Mmm... Oooh, Bacon!" I murred, chewing the cheeseburger happily. After I finished it, I sighed contently. "Sorry, I hadn't eaten Lunch. Now then where were we?" I asked innocently.
SMASH!
Oh yeah, getting my butt whipped. I flew through the walls of the schools, groaning as I collapse into a pile of rubble. "Okay Moonlight, now might be the time to kick butt." I groaned and sat up and walked out of the building, looking up at the giant evil robot. "Alright, time to put the Action in Action/Adventure story." (STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL DAMN IT! Say's the guy whose talking to a character he is writing about. Have I mentioned how much I hate you? You love me and you know it. Oh yeah? Try this then.) Suddenly, the robot's back opens up and large robo-tentacles appeared, and started to whip fast and strong at Moonlight's dumb face. (Oh real mature. You started it... You started it...) Moonlight dodged the deus ex Tentacles (god damn it) and charged forward.
Ever been shot out of a cannon... on fire... into an exploding robot? I have... three times... its awesome. But this time isn't unfortunately. I made a Blue Chaos bat and ran up one of the tentacles. I used my speed to do the Quicksilver time thing from X-Men. (God damn it. What, references are allowed. Fine.) And ran up the side of the robot to the face and started smashing the glass in, jumping in and bashing... Eggbot? Wha?
I looked around and saw some bombs inside. "You Gotta be kidding me." I groaned turning around and seeing a bigger robot, that was the actually one I had to worry about not this obvious decoy, grabbing the one I was in and getting ready to throw it. I had a great and terrible and crazy awful idea; basically Moonlight Special. I used Blue Chaos (Read my other stories for more info. Oh, now whose breaking the fourth wall. Shut up, I'm the Author, I have the right! Hypocrite shut up!) and made myself a large Cannon. I shot a hole through the robot I was in and hit the second one. The explosion blasted the robot I was in, coating the inside with fire... ow. I quickly rushed inside the cannon I made, stared at the large exploding robot. "This is going to be awesome!" (No it's not) "Your an asshole!" BOOM! The cannon fired with tremendous flaming force!
I was blasted through the exploding chest cavity of the first exploding robot, doing my best Goofy Impression. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOOOOOOO" Before crashing through the second exploding robot. The pain, THE PAIN! (Wow, a Lost in Space reference, way to stay relevant. Shut Up.) I was blasted through the air out of the city. Good news, No more school for the day. Bad news, I crashed into my house, through the floors and crash landing into the kitchen. I landed on the kitchen table, breaking it as I landed, smoking with my tails on fire.
"Well, You were right, that sucked... (Told you) Rub it in why don't you. Just cut to the story arc opening. (Why you gotta ruin my story?) Cause it's fun." I groan, sitting up in pain as I shake my head, letting the scene fade to black and cut to couple hours later. (god damn it...)
I was chilling on the couch when my friends arrived home. Sarah complained about the crash, I told her I'd fix it and she told me that I'm a liar. Sarah then told me some movers were down stairs. Apparently my parents was going to throw my stuff out of the house, but instead had it sent over here. And by stuff, I mean my Laboratory in the basement. This included; My Quantum Accelerator, My Mini Hydron Collider, Black Hole Conversion Device, Antimatter Stabilizer, Meme-Actuator, That's a very funny story that might involve blowing up the capitol building of Mobitroplis... kinda..., my Nanotech Control Modular, and so many more.
Plus, a personal device that I was very happy about, the plans for my twin sister's invention, Twilight Booster's Dimensional Jump Gate; which I've decided to call a Dimensional Hopper for short, it's catchier and more marketable (GOD DAMN IT!). It's a device to create dimensional portals that can send anyone, anywhere throughout the multi-verse. She created it to send herself to another universe when she was fifteen; she has abandonment issues so she thought abandoning her family would keep her from being abandoned herself. (Pretty backwards and messed up. Yeah, it's pretty stupid.) I Haven't seen her since then, which is pretty upsetting... But, it's fine. Cause with her plans, I can recreate the device and begin to-.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S INCOMPLETE!?" I yelled as Sarah was looking over the plans for me, helping me out. Apparently, after my sister Twilight built the device, she knew I would try and follow her. So she erased the key component of the blue prints, the very thing that it needs to work; the power source. Apparently it's so one of a kind and special; There's only one thing it can be and nothing else. Guess what the problem is; I don't know what it is.
"How do you not know what your sister was building? Your some kind of super genius!" Sarah claimed as I stared at the blueprints.
"My sister was even smarter then me. She was the one getting me out of most of my faults due to... technical difficulties.." He said.
"Meaning, you fucked up and she had to save your ass before it was blown apart." She smirked. I glared at her, giving my best death glare
"The point is, without knowledge of what it is that makes the thing tick, it'll be difficult." I sighed, then smirked as I stared at her. "But not impossible..." She raised her eyebrows.
"Should I be nervous?" She asked.
The answer? Yes, Yes she should. It took about three, four hours for me to gather the materials, and five seconds to blow up the basement. Apparently it's a fail safe in the design of the machine my sister made; the smartass...
Unless the right power source was used, the portal device would cut the power and cause an in-force energy flux that then... Basically it makes the whole thing go kaboom. I learned that painfully after the fifth explosion. First explosion, I decided to go simple; nuclear fusion reactor. Nice, sweet, and simple; figured Twilight would try and trick me... I created a nuclear explosion in the basement... Luckily first thing I did was made sure that the walls of my basement were lined with a special polymer metal, me and Twilight designed to hold and absorb energy and explosions to avoid the destruction of our house. Not that it didn't expose me to all kinds of radiation; my third tail still glows in the dark.
My Second boom was an Antimatter Conversion Generator; Using the background radiation of the universe, it absorbs it and creates negative mass and energy. I don't remember much except I do now that the far corner of my laboratory; is growing what looks like a dimensional goo that wants to eat everything... Except glass for some reason... So I put it into a glass Tupperware bowl that still had some lasagna in it... Don't judge me.
The rest all had similar results; Explosions of time and space and massive destruction; one sent me to the spirit realm, one put me in three different timelines simultaneously, and another put me on a journey of self discovery and friendship and love; I learned the truth of the universe and it was beautiful... and then I realized it was concussion and my tails were on fire... again. I did figure out ways to rule the world by making this into a bomb though. After some more tinkering, I decided to let it go for now; Besides, Amy called me and asked me to head off to lunch; How can I say no to a hottie like her?
So I headed off into town, running at super speed. As I was running to town though, I heard the sounds of someone breaking the sound barrier; which I seriously thought was me but then you know, physics says no. I turn around to see a blur of black and red. I slowed down enough to find out who this was. It turns out it was that emo looking Hedgehog; I think Silver called him, Shadow?
"Yo. Got some serious speed ther-." I tried to compliment him but he just blasted off, completely ignoring me...I like this guy. I sped up to catch up to him, to have a nice conversation with the bro.
"Yo, not a fan of decent conversation? That's cool; I prefer dark and broodi-." He ran faster to avoid me. Ooh, this guy is awesome! I immediately blasted forward, time coming to a stop. I paused next to the hedgehog, getting a good look at the black hedgehog with red streaks in his quills. He was wearing a black leather jacket with a fluff around the collar and what looked like a Metallica band tee underneath with some black jeans with... 1, 2, 3 belts on the pants, above and somewhere around his legs.
"Why... Why does all the emo antagonistic anti-hero types need multiple belts? Are they trying to contain the angst from within? Hmm..." I then smirk evilly as I get a nasty idea.
What was like half an hour for me was probably like a couple of nanoseconds; yeah, I'm that fast. I took care of what I was planning and left a 'Your Welcome' note on his forehead. I headed off to the hot dog place where I saw Amy and her friends chilling out together; Sonic, Silver, and a couple of girls that I haven't met.
I sat down next to Amy, appearing as if out of nowhere. "Sup. I'm Awesome." I chuckled, smiling warmly as they all kinda just jump.
"Whoa!" Amy chuckled, watching me appear. Sonic rolled his eyes and Silver smiled.
"Hey Moonlight! How you doing? Saw what happened at the school." He said.
"So this is the new kid, nice to meet you; I'm Sally Acorn and this is my good friend Rouge the Bat." the brown haired brown furred... chipmunk? To this day, I still haven't figured that out. She was wearing a blue denim jacket with a white tank top (Looks more like a sports bra) and a white skirt with some dark brown stockings. Rouge was wearing a black leather jacket with a pink tube top (Even smaller then Sally's shirt, like it's only job was to contain her big boobs... and a bad job at that) and dark blue booty shorts. I think she was giving me them bedroom eyes.
Before I had time to react, there was a sonic boom and I looked to see the black and red streak heading towards us. The girls looked surprise and Silver eeped and hid under the table.
"Oh no!" He yelped. Shadow stopped by our table, seething with rage. He was dressed in a pink tee with unicorns and rainbows singing about friendship and bell-bottoms with flowers on them with a pink hat on his head. The girls started laughing hard and Sonic and Silver tried to keep from snickering as I had a perfectly calm poker face and a shit eating grin on my face.
"Oh hi! You must be Shadow. I'm Moonlight. Want to be friends?" I smirk as he glares at me.
"Where is my clothes? You were the last one around when I got them stolen." He glared at me.
"Hmmm... where they black and edgy and had way to many belts? Cause I have no idea what you are talking." I chuckle. He grabs me by my shirt and lift me, giving me a real death glare.
"Listen here, you blue moron. I don't know who you are and I don't care. Give me back my clothes; or I'm going to beat your ass in." He growled, looking very pissed off.
"Oh! Those clothes! Sure. I'll give them back. But first, you hangout with me; or the picture of you in the most fabulous outfit ever will be leaked to the internet." He smirked.
"You haven't taken a picture of me in this." he said confused, letting me go. I immediately took out my phone and snapped a picture of him. He got even more pissed. "Delete that!" he ordered.
"Nope. Till me and you hangout." I smiled warmly. He glares at me and turns to the girls and Sonic who looked at him; like they were expecting the apocalypse.
He huffed and crossed his arms, looking away in anger. "Only if you get rid of these clothes." He glares. "How did you put them on anyway?"
"I just moved quickly and stripped you naked and put it on." I shrugged, sitting casually. They all just looked at me like I was insane; which I am, but that's besides the point.
He raised his eyebrow before nodding. "There's something wrong with you..."
"Yeah... So, tomorrow, Afternoon? Over at that burger shop off on District St. and Green Hill Ave.?"
"And If I just decide to beat your ass in right now and delete the picture myself?" Shadow said, looking angrily at me.
"Then you'll be stuck in that spot forever." I smirked, pointing at his feet. His feet were surrounded by a dark blue crystal structure; Blue Chaos.
"What the fuck is this?" Shadow said, getting very angry. He struggles against the Blue Chaos.
"Alright, gotta go, bye!" I said, getting up and heading off.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, FINE! YOU HAVE A DEAL, YOU BLUE ASSHOLE!" Shadow yelled out at me. I smirked and turned around and snapped my fingers and the Blue Chaos disappeared.
"Glad to hear it." I smiled kindly, before turning around and reaching into my big puffy tails, my arm disappearing inside it. "Okay let's see... Man I got to organize this place." I moved deeper, before sticking my other arm and head inside my tail; turning into a small ball.
"... What the fuck is wrong with this guy?" Shadow asked, the other guys.
"Give me a bit longer. I have a lot of shit in here. Baby Grand, Nuclear Fusion rods, Old Nachos; Ooh, that's where my 'faqdasystem' tee went. Let's see... Ah there it is." I pop out suddenly, a cartoony pop sound could be heard, heck you could probably see it float on off if dickhead was dumb enough to write it. (*Slams head on desk* I hate you so fucking much...)
I hand Shadow his clothes and smirked. "See you tomorrow!" I said smartly, my tails moving up and doing that thing where they rub and brush up on a person's chest and chin. Shadow spat a bit, smacking my tails away.
I walk away thinking of what to do today, taking out my notebook and start writing and sketching up ideas for future attempts at the darn Dimensional Hopper. While I was thinking about new ideas to possible destroy the very fabric of space time for all of eternity, I was also thinking who can I bless with my presence; and by bless, I mean absolutely torment and mentally destroy. That was when I walked past and all piece of robot from the battle earlier today and made a very evil smirk.
"ORBOT! CUBOT! WHERE ARE MY PRECISION TOOLS!?" Yelled that mighty orb of a man, Eggman. The mad genius was busy working on his latest giant robot of death. He was inside the main engine compartment, fixing up a small power problem; and how do I know this when this story is clearly in a first person perspective? (Because he read the script) That and because...
"About time, you worthless heaps of scrap." He grumbled, as a off screen hand handed him a box of tools.
"Cool place Eggy, although you could use a bit more evil black and dark lord overtones." I said casually, leaning against the robot. There was a loud yell and a large BANG as Eggman shot up from his spot inside the engine of the robot he was in.
"WHAT THE FRACK!? YOU! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BASE!?" He growled, waving a wrench at me.
"I was feeling a bit bored... so I thought I'd come see how my new best friend is doing!" I smiled warmly, laying on the robot cutely.
"I'm not your friend, I hate you with a burning passion. Now, GET OUT! DEATHEGGS! KILL THIS RODENT!" Eggman yelled. A bunch of egg shape death bots started making their way towards me. They pointed their gun at me and I just smiled cheekily.
"PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED... IN FIVE, FOUR." The DeathEgg started counting down.
"You don't want to do that." I smiled.
"WHY IS THAT?" It asked.
"Because... I said so."
"THAT IS NOT SUFFICIENT ENOUGH. THREE, TWO, ONE."
"I warned you!" I said in a singsong voice. The DeathEggs all fired their lasers with perfect accuracy; the only problem is that they weren't targeting me, but Eggman. I had teleported away just as they fired, teleporting up onto the catwalk.
"YEEEEEAAAAWOOOO!" Eggman screamed as he was laser blasted, unfortunately I can't show it to you; not cause I believe in PG humor, but because Johnny is to much of a cheep sake to get an artist to draw his stories. (Hey! I'll have you know I've actually been doing well for myself; I just haven't found anyone insane enough to keep up with your insanity. Hmm... fair enough.) Let's just put it like this, ever seen a Looney Tunes Cartoon when someone gets blown up and they are just sitting there all covered in soot and clothes all ripped? Bingo.
"Ouch, That's got to hurt. Well, I gotta go; BIEEE!" I waved before dashing out of there, Eggman passing out as I left.
The rest of the day was spent doing pretty much nothing of real interest, a little fuckery there, a little fuckery there; a lot of tormenting all around. I spent the night with Sarah, the two of us watching comedies.
Next day, I kept up with that afternoon lunch with Shadow; smirking as I watched his angry scowling face enter the burger joint. He glared at me with, I can't tell if it was 'Going to kill you when you least expect it' look or the 'I hate you with every fiber of my being' look; probably both now that I think about it.
He slumps into the chair, arms crossed. "I'm here... now what?" He glared.
"Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd come. Your here, so I'm happy." I smirked. He just glared more.
"So your just wasting my time?" Shadow grumbled.
"No, of course not. I'm also eating lunch. So there's that."
"I hate you."
"I get that a lot. Honestly, I just wanted to hangout. I don't know a lot of people around here so I wanted some friends. I choose you to be my new best friend." I smiled warmly. Shadow stared at me angrily.
"I don't want to be your friend. I don't like people and I don't want to be around them." He said.
"Oh come on. Everyone needs someone. The world revolves around social interaction." I chuckle as the large burgers were place in front of them with a bunch of fries and two large sodas.
"And yet, I prefer to be isolated from everyone."
"Come on. There must be something we can agree on."
"Like?"
I Grabbed my burger and took a large bite out of it. "Delicious burgers."
"Meh."
"Hmmm..." I think for a bit, before smirking. "You like to bully Silver."
He arches an eyebrow. "What makes you think that?"
"When you showed up, He duck and covered, terrified. That must mean he's scared of you. Only if he was bullied constantly would he be terrified." I smirk, crossing my arms.
"Hmmm... That's some good detective work. Fine, yes. I don't like Silver at all; he's an annoying dweeb."
"Yeah, he's a bit of a dork, but he's alright. But come on, be honest; you don't hate him that much?"
He looks away for a second. "Fine... There is one other I absolutely despise; Sonic." He admitted. My eyes go wide and my smile wider.
"Oh My Chaos; me two! He's such an annoying fucking prick. A narcissistic egomaniac douchebag. He's a complete fucking asshole." I groaned, face palming.
"He thinks he's better then everyone; a hero of Mobius." Shadow groans as well, eating some of his food.
"First day here, he challenged me to a race. I told him one lap around a city. When the race started, he took off and ran to the edge of the city and started making his way around. Meanwhile, I walked inside the school, grabbed a model of the city, walked outside, set it down; and walked around that model of the city. When he got back a minute or two later, he was so exhausted; meanwhile, I was sitting down all relaxed, drinking a milkshake. He thought he won, till I said it was a race around, a city; not the city. That a model of a city is still a city; which meant that I won! He was so pissed." I smirked. Shadow gave a slight chuckle, taking a bite of the burger.
"Not going to lie, that is pretty clever. I'm sure his face was filled with hatred." He said as I laugh, nodding.
"Oh he was so angry. More so when later that day, Egghead tried his attack on the city and I showed up Sonic by kicking Eggman's butt better then him, even saving Amy's life. When the media crew came up, I totally took over the show to how up Sonic and get him so angry." I laugh. Shadow chuckle, nodding.
"Okay. I'll be honest, that actually makes me kinda like you. Sonic needs to be knocked down a peg now and then."
"So... friends?"
"No... but... I'll not hate you as much; just don't be annoying." Shadow Sid, giving me a glare. We finished our burgers and stood up.
"I'll take that. Though, I can't promise I can't be annoying; I like talking and jokes." I smirk before hugging Shadow. He groans and doesn't hug back, pushing away from me. I pat his back and let go.
"Don't do that again." He glares. He walks outside, straightening his jacket. I watched as some kid came up and kick Shadow in the butt before running away as Shadow yelled at him. I watched it happen a few times before walking outside. "People are fucking assholes..." He growls.
"Yeah... But they at least follow orders." I smirked as I pointed at his back. He looked confused, until he reached behind him and noticed the sign. He removed it and read it.
"'Kick me, I'm horny'... I'm going to kill you now." Shadow glared very angrily. 'I hate you with every fiber of my being', that was definitely the look he had. I took off running down the street as he chased after me. I laughed hysterically as he tried to catch up to me.
Before Shadow can catch me however, the Ol' Fat boy Eggy the Brainy came crashing the party in a giant robot, smashing into the ground like a meteor. We both watched as Eggman's new death bot look down at us before firing a blast of energy towards us.
"WHAA!" I yelped, diving out of the way with Shadow. We both turned towards the robot as he made our epic battle poses. I charged forward, running around the robot while Shadow used something called Chaos Control to teleport up to the top and punch the robot in the face. However, it didn't seem to work as the robot didn't even stagger and instead just bitch slapped Shadow into a building.
"AGH!" He cried out, smashing into a building. I looked up at the robot and used Blue Chaos to create a nice sized bat and smash it in the kneecap, but instead of creating a dent the size of a car, it only made half that size. Then he just punts me across the city in one fell swoop.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOOOOOOO" I yelled out as I flew. I crashed into a building of my own. I climbed out of the building to see Eggman attacking the city. "Oh crap... if Sonic gets here first, I'll never hear the end of it... crap." I got up and shot straight for him, leaping into the air and punching it in its center of gravity with a sonic punch.
The force knocked the robot back a bit, but it was able to keep balance. "OH COME ON!" I yelled, channeling my inner Sweetie Bell. The robot fired another energy beam at me, and I just ran away, avoiding it.
"BWHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT MY NEW ROBOT MOONLIGHT! I'VE STUDIED THE ENERGY YOU PRODUCE THAT EASILY TORE MY ROBOTS TO BITS AND CREATED A POLYMER METAL OF SIMILAR ENERGY DENSITY. NOW MY ROBOT IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!" Eggman boasted from a loudspeaker.
"Man. You really love the sound of your own voice don't you?" I smirked, and he shot another beam of energy at me, and I quickly ran from it, doing a bit of a Dr. Zoidberg sand crab to avoid him.
"Won't You just sit still you little rodent!" Eggman shouted at me. I just stick my tongue out at him, mocking him.
"Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah!" I teased him, laughing at him. He growled and fired more at me. Shadow came in out of nowhere meanwhile and started to attack the robot with what looked like energy spears. Sweet.
Eggman didn't seem to be bother by them however, the spears sometimes being bounced off by the armor plating. I continue to wear Eggman down, but he wasn't distracted for long as Shadow landed a great shot into the barrel of the energy cannon. The Barrel exploded and the robot stumbled about as it struggled to regain control.
Shadow landed on the ground and fired a few more spears, but he didn't notice that Eggman had a secondary robot, hiding in the alleyway. It came out of nowhere and tackled Shadow, knocking him into a car and punching him square in the face. Eggman turned his other arm into a cannon, aiming it straight at Shadow.
Before it could fire however, I created a couple of whips and latched onto it and pulled as hard as possible, yanking it off course. It stumbles from the force and then I would slingshot straight at it and double kick it in the face, knocking it to the ground, before coming down with a large hammer and bashing in the head of the robot.
Continuing the momentum, I fell straight onto the robot that was fighting Shadow, covering it's eyes and was riding it like a bull. "Yee-haw! Ride 'em cowboy!"
Shadow watched me like I was an idiot... well, I mean, I am but that's besides the point. Anyway, I continue riding the little robot ninja, struggling to stay on before leading him towards the giant robot. I hopped off the ninja bot and watched it get stepped on by the giant robot.
"Thanks..." Shadow said, thanking me for saving his butt from evil robots. I smirked and raised my hand for a high five. He just looked at me. "No." I shrugged and just put it on his chest.
"Boop." I said, sticking my tongue out, before getting punted again. I readjusted myself in midair and created a springboard. I locked it in place and built up that momentum, before releasing it and launched at the Robot at high speeds once more, but then gotten swatted away.
Shadow rolled his eyes and continued to try and puncture the robot's armor, but had to avoid the energy beam aiming at him. I groaned as I climbed out of some girls' apartment, just before giving her my number of course; Ladies.
I watch the battle scene before me and formulated a plan in my head. Finally, I had a great idea, one that'll end this fight instantly. I hopped down and rushed over to Shadow. "Yo. I got a great idea, come with me!" I said, pulling him away from the robot and bringing him a distance away before explaining my plan to him.
"Your an idiot, that'll never work." He said, crossing his arms at me. I shrugged, smiling crazily.
"Look on the bright side, either A) You'll kill me and never have to deal with me again. Or B) WE save the city." I said, He raised an eyebrow, but does look away for a second in contemplation. Suddenly, the robot found us and tried to stomp us.
"Fine." Shadow said. I smirked and waved my hands around, creating a giant cannon pointed at the robot. Shadow summoned his spears and tried to contain the power in one point before putting it in front of me. I made a Blue Chaos spear around me and used Red Chaos to fire myself at the robot. The Chaos Spears Shadow was creating surrounded me and the combined energy punctured right through the robot.
I then used Yellow Chaos to freeze time in a small bubble around the robot and climbed up the robot and appeared behind Eggman. I snapped my fingers, causing the bubble to disappear. I then tapped his shoulder. He jumped in shock, yelling out in fear.
"How did you get in here!?" He yelled at me. I smiled and pushed him out of the way gently and pointed the energy barrel at Shadow and powered it up.
"You might wanna duck dear." I said pushing him to the ground. The big ball of energy that Shadow was building up, was now launched straight into the barrel of the energy barrel. The massive ball of energy, plus thee energy it was building up caused the barrel and the entire robot to explode.
I created a shield of Blue Chaos around me and Eggy, and we flew off into space, hugging each other. We both screamed in fear the entire time before crashing into Eggman's base; landing in his living room.
"Ugh... that was my most embarrassing defeat ever..." Eggman groaned. I sat up and patted him on the back.
"Look on the bright side... you helped strengthen our friendship. I said, hugging him. He groaned and glared at me.
"Get out of here... before I fry you to oblivion." He glared. I shrugged and kissed him on his bulbous nose and then beep beeped out of there. I arrived back at the city and to Shadow, who was helping with the clean up process. I used my Yellow Chaos to reverse most of the damage. After helping clean up, we started walking back home.
"That was some, interesting fighting back there." Shadow said, looking like he really didn't want to give me props for all this. I smirked and hugged him tightly, giggling happily. He grumbled and pushed me away. "Stop that." He said.
"No problem, best friend!" I smiled warmly. He groaned and rolled hi eyes and ran away.
"NO we're not." He said to me, ending this conversation. I chuckled, shacking my head.
"Yeah... we are going to be the best of friends one day." I said, rushing off after him.
Johnny: I told you I'd finish this... eventually.
Moonlight: Everyone had total faith in you. (Turns towards the readers) he said, sarcastically.
Johnny: Oh, shut up... The point is, I'll be ready to give more and more updates and such. Soon, all the previous stories will get redo's. I hope you all enjoyed.
Moonlight: Yes, all zero of you. (Gets smacked upside the head.) Ow... What I do, What I do?
Johnny: Please be patient, I'm doing my best. I hope you all continue reading and enjoying my stories. And Please! Read, Review, and Remember! Stay Chaotically Insane, My Little Psychopaths. Johnny out, PEACE!
Moonlight: CIAO!