Chapter Three--- Crash Romeo

Axel kept it to himself but Leon was HORRIBLE cook. Absolutely horrible. He actually managed to screw up top ramen. How the fuck do you screw that up?! You add water and you put it in the microwave!!! In the end, Axel had run out of of top ramen and macoroni and cheese (you don't even want to know what that sick lunatic did to the poor cheesy blues...) and they'd ordered pizza.

"Who taught you to cook any how?" Axel asked between bites and swigs of beer. He'd found out it was the one thing they had in common so far; they both liked beer.

"My father." Axel looked suspicious.

"Is he as bad as you?" Leon scowled, something the red-head noticed he was rather good at, and shook his head.

"No, he went to culinary school. He's a very good cook. Says I got it from my mom. He said she could burn water trying to boil it." Axel laughed, very hard. Leon scowled again.

"Listen Mr. Easy Bake, I'm sure there's soemthing you're bad at too." Axel glared at the brunette with glowing peridot eyes.

"Nope, I'm great at everything." Which was a blatant lie.There were plenty of things he was bad at. Like guitar, singing, making polite conversation, drawing, and of all things he was scared of cats. But like hell he'd tell any of that to Leon. He had pride dammnit!!! And it was fagile too.

"I'M HOOOMEE!!!! Hey look, you picked up a stray!" The blonde looked far to much like Cloud for Leon's liking and Leon glared viciously at the boy as he stood, towering over the spikey head of hair.

"Be nice Roxy, this one's staying for a while." 'Roxy' gulped and rushed off to his room. Axel snickered as the boy left.

"That's Cloud and Sora's brother." Leon groaned inwardly. Was there no escaping the blonde?!

"You know...Cloud only works on Mondays and Wednesdays. I'll schedule you for the other days." Leon nodded silently, thankful the green-eyed man had not asked what had been between them, though it must have been obvious.

"I...I don't think you should run the oven though. Can you make coffee?" Leon eyes brightened. Just a little. He was great at coffee.

"...Whatever." Axel laughed and handed him another beer.

"We start at 6." Leon sighed. He hated early mornings...and morning in general.

"AXEL!!!!!!!!!!! ROXAS STOLE MY TOWEL!!!!!!!!!" Sora's shriek startled Leon from his bed to the floor with a thump. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes, grabbed his own towel, opened the door and threw it at the brunette before stumbling into the kitchen for some cereal.

"Thanks Leon!"

"Whatever." Sora snuck quietly into the bathroom and flushed the toliet while Roxas took his shower. Roxas screamed.

"SORA!!!!!!" Leon's eye twitched as Axel sat beside him.

"You get used to it. Especially when Riku and Zexion come over." A groaned was heard, a dish placed in the sink and Leon slunk off to his bed room to get ready.

"Hey Axel, you've got mail!!!!" It absolutely amazed Leon that anyone could be so hyper at 5:30 in the morning. Leon grabbed his jacket and entered the living room only to get the distinct feeling something very bad was happening. Axel stared at the piece of paper he held, shock evident on his features.

"...Axel..." The man only sighed, tossed the piece of paper, and slammed the door behind him.

A.n: i wonder what could have happend? Review!

Ulti-