Chapter Four---Fer Sure Maybe

Now, do not be mistaken, Leon totally respected privacy. Totally, one hundred percent. But that letter was just laying there on the table...however, Roxas scooped it up and began to read it. See? Leon was a good, non-mail snooping citizen.

"Oh..I thought...didn't he say his parents died three years ago?" Roxas and Sora exchanged a look. Leon felt completely left out of the loop but he'd be damned before he said so.

"...Maybe we should go. Axel's waiting." The three made their way outide and into the car.

Kick off your stillettos, kick off your stilletto's

And fuck me in the backseat, fuck me the backseat

You're always falling in disguise and always

Quick to compromise...

The heavy techno beat pounded in Leon's ears as Axel turned the stereo up and heaved a heavy breath. Leon shrugged, kind of enjoying the music while he made coffee. He could barely hear Axel singing along and smiled ever so slightly until he heard more of the song...

We're not falling in love, we're just falling apart

This is how beat drops, this is how the beat drops,

I wanna see your panties drop girl now...

Leon was needless to say shocked at the content of Axel's music but it seemed to calm the redhead down as he bounced and swayed to the beat. And if he kept swaying like that, Leon most definitely had no objections to the lyrics.

No jkjkjkjk lolololol

I heart your fucking makeup, Oh my god

I love your hair...Is that a new tatoo,

Did that piercing fucking hurt?

No jkjkjkjk lolololol

Fer sure maybe, fer sure not

Fer sure eh, fer sure bomb

Hooked up at a stoplight,

Did drugs on the dashboard

Look at the mess we've made tonight...

Maybe is was just his imagination, but every time the chorus came on (about stillettos) Axel would turned those piercing green eyes to him and mouth the words "Fuck me in the backseat." It was almost enough to make Leon lose his concentration and burn the coffee. Almost.

But what really got Leon was at the very end of the song...

Cause you know I love being with you and seeing you cry

But that's alright...

"Ugh, you got fucking jizz on my bag, where'd you put my panties?"

"I threw them out the window bitch, shut the fuck up."

And it was at this precise moment that certain blonde walked in, with a certain silverhaired lover and another not so certain blonde with big blue eyes and a nervous smile. Axel sighed once more and dusted his flour-ey hands off.

"Are you alright Nami?" His voice was soft, even relaxed. The girl smiled sadly and hugged him.

"I'm fine. I'm worried about you. Is this going to be ok?" Axel smiled lovingly at her.

"Of course, you're my baby sister. Roxas will just have to sleep on the couch." Roxas shrieked indignantly from the kitcehn.

"I have senoirity! Make Leon sleep on the couch!!!"

"Actually, I have senoirity. Its MY house and besides, then I'd have to go all the way out to the living room to fuck him." Axel laughed but something in the way he caught Leon's eye and then quickly looked away told Leon he wasn't totally joking.

All this time wasted, pretending we're in love

But that's alright

Cause you know that I love being with you and seeing you cry

But that's alright

a.n: smallish update based on my new found love of the band Medic Droid and their song Fer Sure and dedicated to ELICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!

Ulti!