A cool car raced through the city streets. "Brrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvv," said the car as it went down the big street with lots of other cars on it. The city was filled of buildings with lights and other things like places like McDonalds. "," shouted the car as it went back and forth going in between other cars so it did not have to wait in traffic. The car was playing Techno and Rock and Roll music. Techno is short for Technology. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeek," yelled the car, doing a big turn in the city intosection.
+3 Shadow's car has the capacity to speak, and talks more than once. One sin for every time the fucker talks.
"Location update on the Ultra Chaos Emerald," said the driver of the car. The car screen blinked to different things and then, in a robot voice, said, "BEEP BEEP ULTRA CHAOS EMERALD GETTING CLOSER." Shadow looked at the map screen and drove faster towards the red dot that was where the last Ultra Chaos Emerald was. "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP," said the car in a robot voice as Shadow got closer to the dot while driving his car. It was just around the corner now. Shadow did another fast turn at this intosection and right to where the red dot on the map was. "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP," screamed the car in a robot voice as his car dot and the Ultra Chaos Emerald dot on the map moved into each other, and in the real world Shadow pulled up to the curb and there was a couple of gang men.
"Thanks, Omega," said Shadow as he hopped out of the car, which was black and red, and on to the dark city street. He looked at the blacks standing there and they looked dangerous, but Shadow knew they had the Ultra Chaos Emerald. Shadow took out a gun and pointed it at them and said, "Give me the last Ultra Chaos Emerald!" and they looked surprised and startled. They checked their pockets and while they were doing that, the gun became used and Shadow shot all three of them. They were now dead. Shadow reached into the middle one's pocket and found what he had come for: the last Ultra Chaos Emerald. They were like the regular Chaos Emeralds, but more powerful and a secret until they were found out.
Shadow hopped back into his car (Omega the Robot car) and said, "I got it! Now I can get one wish to come true. I am gonna think about what I will use it on before I use it." Shadow looked at the map and said, "Get me directions to Hamburger Restaurant." Omega changed some screens and said in a robot voice, "BEEP BOOP BOP HAMBURGER RESTAURANT LOCATION FOUND, IT IS OVER HERE" and Shadow looked at where the dot was. It was right nearby, so Shadow drove there with more loud sounds.
+2 Shadow goes to a restaurant after killing three people, and the Chaos Emeralds being an obvious McGuffin. The Chaos Emeralds are not the Triforce, you cannot make wishes with them.
Shadow went to the drive through and got a Hamburger and Fries and sat in the parking lot in Omega and ate it. "This is great, I love this place. It is always the place that I love to come to after I finish a crime," said Shadow, darkly. Omega did not need food because he was a robot shaped into a car. Shadow finished eating and threw the garbage into Omega's trash hole where he turned litter into gasoline, which was useful. Then Shadow took his penis out.
"Hey Omega, check this out," said Shadow laughing as he took his big, neat, hard penis and stuck it in Omega's trash hole.
"EHH EHH UNRECOGNIZED ITEM IN TRASH HOLE, ERROR" said Omega.
"That's my penis, man," said Shadow to Omega.
"EHH EHH PENIS NOT TRASH, NOT ALLOWED IN TRASH HOLE," said Omega to Shadow.
+10 Shadow puts his cock into a car's trash hole.
Shadow couldn't fit all of his big strong penis into Omega's trash hole anyway, so he took it out and gave Omega a taste of his balls, too. Omega did not recognize Shadow's balls as trash either, which was good, and then Shadow put his balls back and started to drive off with his hand still on his penis.
"Where is Silver's house?" said Shadow to Omega while he rubbed really quick and hard on his penis with one hand while his other hand was driving. Omega updated his map and showed where Silver's house was on the other side of the dark city. Shadow keeped empowering his penis with his one hand and he drove faster and more dangerously. Soon his penis was so big he could hardly see in front of him anymore and he was zig-zagging across the street trying to keep both his penis and his car in control. Then he put both hands of his on his penis and made it do all sorts of things until it was done and his penis redecorated the inside of Omega with white curtains.
+2 Shadow's penis gets so erect it can cover the windshield. Also, his semen is so potent it appears as white paint.
"Just so you know, that's my semen," said Shadow to Omega. Omega knew that already. Shadow put both of his hands back on the steering wheel and drove faster, but suddenly some loud sounds and flashing lights came up behind him.
"WAK WAK WAK THE POLICE IS FOLLOWING YOU," said Omega. Shadow decided to follow the laws and stopped his car in the street and waited for the Police to come over to him. Shadow's penis was still big, though, so he tucked it under his leg on the right, and it stuck up in the middle of Omega the car, and Shadow put his hand on it.
The police came over to the front window of Omega and looked at Shadow inside. "Cool vehicle," said the police.
"Thanks," said Shadow to the police, back.
"Ok, do you know that you were breaking a law by going that fast and back and forth on the street?" said the police to Shadow, sounding more like Ms. Lesson than a real person.
"Yeah, I do," said Shadow, and he patted his hand on his penis in the middle of the front of the car.
"Sir, please take your hand off the gear stick in the middle of the car right now," said the police to Shadow.
+10 Shadow is black, and therefore would be first shot by the police before a warning.
Shadow looked at the police and laughed and said, "That's not the gear stick, that is my penis!" and drove off before the police could say anything or really even react at all.
"YOU HAVE BROKEN ANOTHER LAW," said Omega to Shadow.
Shadow laughed because he could see the police far behind him giving up and going to look for an easier criminal. "Now," said Shadow, "Let's get to Silver's house!" Shadow drove the car fast to Silver's house on the other side of the city and when he got there, he breaked the car so hard that the sound it made was like hearing the world's largest bird get punched in his tummy. Shadow honked the horn, and when he finished honking the horn, Silver jumped out of the window and on to the street and into the side seat of Omega.
+1 Silver somehow makes an olympic jump directly into Omega's side seat.
"Hey Shadow, thanks for the ride," said Silver. "Cool curtains you put up."
Shadow laughed and said, "No problem. Now, if I do not hurry up by driving fast you will be late for the play."
Silver said, "Do not worry, we will get there in time." Silver was another big role in the play but he was not a huge gay like Charmy Bee. Silver was kind of like Sonic but less fast. Sonic also had the best morals but maybe Silver dressed better, but that was kind of gay, too. Silver did have this big hair thing on the front that looked like a Marowanna, though, so maybe Sonic was better at being stylish anyway. It is hard to tell because Silver lived in the city which was kind of far away from High School.
Shadow stepped on the gases and the car went away through the city into the moonlight and towards out of the city to High School.
SIN COUNTER
CHANGE: +28
TOTAL: 477
FAVORITE SENTENCE: "EHH EHH PENIS NOT TRASH, NOT ALLOWED IN TRASH HOLE," said Omega to Shadow.