AUTHOR'S NOTE: I wrote this chapter on a TRAIN!

SONIC HIGH SCHOOL

CHAPTER 15

Shadow and Silver ran ahead into the school but Sonic stopped to go to the bathroom, and he took an enormous, bad-smelling poop. Sonic knew he must be very emotional because this poop was so big that when he tried to flush the toilet, the big poop log just folded in half and clogged the toilet easily while looking like part of a really fat pretzel that you would get at the mall, not like the little ones in bags from the supermarket. Sonic just said, "Forget it," and ran out of the now very stinky bathroom and after Charmy Bee.

+10 another graphic description of Sonic's Shit.

Sonic passed Shadow and Silver who were in different hallways and going different ways, but he did not pass them at the same time because they were in different hallways, and because even though Sonic was very fast, he could not actually be in two different places at the same time. Sonic went one way, and Shadow went the other way, and Silver went another other way, and it kept happening.

One room that Sonic looked in was the Art Room. It made Sonic remember having Art class with Charmy Bee. Charmy could not control his gay urges like everyone else and used all the colors in every picture, where like Sonic just used blue and Amy just used pink and other people were also normal like that. Sonic thought about how this was and that it was still surprising that Charmy could do something like this.

+6 Charmy bee uses more than one color in a picture, and is more creative, so therefore he is gay.

Shadow went into a room, among other rooms, that was the Car Fixing Room. Shadow remembered about how he had Car Fixing class with Charmy and how Charmy was really terrible at fixing cars because it was not in him to do something that was like a man would do. Shadow thought it was weird how Charmy could now do something that was so manly like killing.

+11 Sonic's high school has a car fixing class, and Fixing cars and killing are manly things.

And one room that Silver ran into was the Gym Room, where Silver one time had Gym class with Charmy Bee. He remembered how Charmy was positively the worst at sports and being an athlete, so it made him wonder why Charmy could do something that was actually doing something, like killing.

Sonic and Shadow and Silver ran around and around and eventually they just got tired and could not find Charmy at all. Charmy was trying to be a murderer, but they were just tired and tired of looking for him so they sat down in chairs and didn't do anything else now. Back in the front of the school, Amy decided that she needed to go to the bathroom. Rouge went with her because she had to go too, and Cream stayed with Knuckles and Knuckles Jr and Tails, who was still trying to become awake.

+1 No one has called the ambulance or the police.

Most people had left the school by now but there were still some waiting to get into the woman's bathroom, but Amy and Rouge did not feel like waiting in line, so they just went to the men's bathroom, where normally it was that the people inside were men. Amy and Rouge were not men, so this was against the rules. As soon as Amy opened the door, a super-powered smell hit her in the face. It punched her right in the nose because it was Sonic's poop smell.

"Oh my god!" screamed Rouge. "What is that smell!"

"I have heard this smell a million times before!" said Amy to Rouge, who could say this because she was Sonic's GirlFriend, meaning that she has been around Sonic pooping. "This smell is Sonic's poop!"

Amy and Rouge went into the bathroom anyway because you can never get a break when it comes to going to the bathroom. No matter what, you always end up going even if you try all to not to all night. They were holding their hands above their noses, and then Amy opened up a stall door, and inside what was a shocking thing to see, but she saw it anyway. It was Charmy Bee.

+1 Charmy was hiding in a stall waiting for Rouge and Amy.

"Ahh! It's you!" screamed Amy in a scared and shocked way. "You're a murderer."

"Not yet!" said Charmy. "But now I will start to be by killing you!" Charmy jumped at her from inside the stall and into Amy and they fell back, and Charmy was on top and holding a knife and was about to cut Amy apart when Rouge came over and kicked Charmy and he flew off her body and over to the wall by rolling.

"Take this!" said Rouge, and she flapped her bat wings at Charmy to push all of the horrible poop air at him. It all went to him. But then Charmy got up and ran right at Amy with his knife and cut her on the legs because he is short and then jumped back.

"Aaaooow!" said Amy. "I'm dying!" Amy fell backwards and got dizzy.

"No, stay with me!" said Rouge. "Use your special move while you can!" Amy knew what Rouge was talking about so Amy used her special attack.

+1 Special Move?

Amy shouted "Girl Blood!" and opened her legs and a stream of blood shot at Charmy. Since Amy was so good at being nice and caring, which is using your heart, Amy was able to speed up her heart so fast that her blood pumped out of the wound on her legs like a Super Soaker filled up by vampires. The blood hit Charmy in the face and body and all over really and it was steaming and burning him, but he looked like he didn't care. Amy looked shocked and yelled, "How can you be so invincible?"

+25 WHAT THE FUCK? Amy used her period blood to attack Charmy. It's also apparently acidic.

Then Rouge said, "I bet he can't handle my special attack! Romance Bite!" Rouge flew with her bat wings and went over to Charmy and bit him right in the neck using her fangs and tried to make him fall in love with her, but it did not work.

"It is not working!" cried Amy. "He must have superpowers! He is going to kill us for sure!" Amy and Rouge tried to get away from Charmy but he kept blocking them and coming at them with the knife. They were finally trapped in the corner, holding on to each other with their best-in-show boobs pressing up against each other and looking like the sexiest Legos ever.

Then, all of the sudden, Tails came into the bathroom and threw a piece of electronics at Charmy. Charmy looked up at Tails and said, "But you bzzt are bzzt supposed to bzzt be bzzt bzzzzt-" and then died right there. Tails went over to Amy and Rouge and definitely stopped for a second to check out their boobs without them knowing, but then stopped and said, "You are safe now. That was not Charmy. It was a robot."

+1 Tails is a perv.

"A robot? How did you know?" said Amy.

+1 Rouge didn't break her fucking teeth when she bit Robo-Charmy, despite him being a robot

Tails, being the smartest, thought it was a question for idiots, but said "I knew as soon as Charmy was not being hurt by Sonic's poop stink. I was watching from the door. Normally Charmy would have complained and passed out from smelling that, but he did not, so I knew. As soon as that happened, I ran and went and got a Robot Killer device from my electronics."

"Wow, thanks!" said Amy, and kissed Tails on the cheek for a reward.

"Really, Tails, you saved us!" said Rouge, and kissed Tails on the other cheek. This shows you that you can be cool by being smart (except if you are a nerd ass).

Tails and Amy and Rouge walked out of the bathroom and back to where Cream and Knuckles and Knuckles Jr was, and soon Sonic and Shadow and Silver came back, and they were all back together. The lunch lady was the only other person still there, and she saw how tired they looked, so she made them all a bunch of Chao meat sandwiches and they all ate until their tummies were gonna burst. All the time while they were eating, though, Sonic thought, "But then where is Charmy, and where is the guy who made the robot? And so many other things! High School Drama is just so crazy to be a part of…"

+10 Chao meat? What the fuck? Aren't Chao's sentient and capable of speech?

SIN COUNTER

CHANGE: +67

TOTAL: 581

FAVORITE SENTENCE: They were finally trapped in the corner, holding on to each other with their best-in-show boobs pressing up against each other and looking like the sexiest Legos ever.