Tails was sitting in the back of the car, where Amy was sitting in the front seat where you do not drive it, and Sonic's Mom was sitting in the front seat, on the left, where you do drive it. The car was a SUV. They were all dressed in nice clothes because they were driving back to Sonic's House from Sonic's Funeral. Tails looked like a secret agent because he was wearing a suit, but he must have been the saddest secret agent ever.
"I am so sad!" said Amy in a crying way, sounding like the complete collection of teen idiot quotes because she did not have teeth. She was only talking now that there were most people not in the car.
"I know you are, and so am I. Tails are you sad?" said Sonic's Mom to Tails.
"Yes, I am sad," said Tails to Sonic's Mom, in an answer to her question.
"It is really difficult and sad when somebody dies, especially now that it is Sonic," said Sonic's Mom, not crying but sounding really sad. She cried a lot at the funeral but now she was being more normal and not making a big scene like a hot dog man selling hot dogs at a BaseBall game.
"I know! It's like, I just… I just…" said Amy, trying not to cry about how Sonic is dead and she is sad, "I just want everything to go away!" Amy started to cry again because she is just so emotionly weak like a God damn child.
"I understand that you are sad, Amy, but I have to tell you two something. Please do not kill yourselves, okay?" said Sonic's Mom in a very sad and meaning it way. "Being a teen is the hardest thing in the world. It is harder than being in a war or in jail. I know it, but do not kill yourself because it will get cooler when you are done being a teen."
Tails looked down at the ground of the car and did not know what to say, but he said "Okay." He said it in a sad and quiet way. What was real was that Tails really did want to kill himself now that Sonic was dead. What was the point of living if you are not gonna do it with your best friend (Sonic)?
Then they got to Sonic's house, and they went inside, and just after they took off their fancy clothes then Rouge and Espio came over with Knuckles and Kunckles Jr, who were there. Rouge looked very burlesque in her tiny baby dress with her unlimited boobs nearly jumping out of her clothing and Espio looked like a professional movie star on the red carpet because he was wearing a suit. Knuckles and Knuckles Jr looked like shrunken presidents because they were also wearing suits.
+10 Even in sadness, DarkDoomFireMaster can still find a way to creepily write about a fictional character's tits.
"Hello," they all said togetherly.
+1 "Togetherly"
"Wow, hi," said Tails to them.
"We have to go talk to Sonic's Mom to try to cheer her up and to be nice," said Rouge and Espio, and they gave Knuckles and Knuckles Jr to Tails who took them into a different room.
"I am so sad about Sonic," said Knuckles Jr. "This is really all the worst thing that could have happened."
"Yeah, this is the saddest," said Knuckles. "Sonic did not deserve to die." They were all agreeing so much about it. After a while of not talking, Knuckles said, "Hey Tails, the end of school is tomorrow, and I have my last ending test that decides if I move on to the next grade or if I lose and have to go back to start of High School."
Tails looked at Knuckles in a deep way and said, "Wow, that is a lot of pressure, what do you have to do?" Tails was trying to be nice and helping to Knuckles because he was a baby now, but most of the time when people complained about school to Tails, Tails just thought, not saying, "Are you the king or queen of idiots?" because Tails was the smartest and school was all just so easy to him, even the hardest classes that they made for geniuses.
"What I have to do is write a news story about an event thing happening around town. It has to be real," said Knuckles. Knuckles looked like a worrying boy and made a sound that showed he is worried. Knuckles was a baby. "There is everything that I can lose to this," he said in a way.
+10 Why does Knuckles care? Shouldn't he take advantage of his age regression to start school over with all of his knowledge?
"I will look for a story for you do your news story on, and hopefully you will pass and not have to go all the way back to the beginning of High School, costing you thousands of dollars in lost fees," said Tails to Knuckles, seriously. Then Tails asked to both of them, "Hey, can you please both give me all of your baby teeth." Knuckles and Knuckles Jr took out their baby teeth and gave them to Tails. Using his technology and tools and good old fashion elbow lubricant, Tails glued all of the teeth together to make enough teeth for one normal person mouth, and he went downstairs.
+10 Tails rips out all the babies teeth to make dentures for Amy.
"Here Amy, this is for you," said Tails, looking at Amy, who looked like a total dumpster ever since Sonic punched all of her teeth out before he killed himself. You can use these teeth and they will feel just like you never lost your teeth. Amy grabbed them from out of Tail's hand and put them into her mouth and they fit so perfectly like a pop tart in most toasters.
"Wow, Tails, this feels great! How on earth did you manage to get teeth for me!" said Amy, now sounding like she was no longer a teen loser. Amy hugged Tails.
"No need to worry! You can just thank the modern efforts of science!" Tails cheered and danced a little and Amy thanked pharmasutical companies and then Tails went back over to where Knuckles and Knuckles Jr were.
Then Tails went to Knuckles Jr, who was also there, and started to do a conversion with him. "Hey Knuckles Jr, how are you?" said Tails to Knuckles Jr.
"Good," said Knuckles Jr, "But sad, of coruse. I did not see this coming at all." Knuckles Jr hugged his legs to his body like an imaginary tree that could bring its roots up and use them as legs.
"Yeah, what is your deal? Are you really psychic, because you are just a baby…" said Tails in a curios way.
"I find I seem to be able to see the future sometimes, but I can not always control it. As you said, I am just a baby. But when I get older, I can probably use my powers to win the lottery and become the CEO of Progressive Car Insurance," said Knuckles Jr. Knuckles Jr was saying this to Tails.
+1 Knuckles Jr. specifically wants to become CEO of Progressive Car Insurance.
"O.K.," said Tails. Tails also thought inside his hugest brain that now he did not want to kill himself anymore. He was still sad, but talking to babies made him realize that there is a lot more to come in life and good things and if Sonic is dead it is not the end of the world but only the end of Sonic, which is sad.
Tails went down stairs into Sonic's garage by himself and found Sonic's electrical guitar and had it. "Sonic used to play songs on this," said Tails to the ears of the world, thinking about when Sonic played cool rockened roll songs. Tails put the guitar on to his body and held it and thought for a minute and then began to play a song. He played a sad song that was not mad or happy sounding, but it was not a slow song. It was a medium song that did not go too fast so you would dance or too slow so you would fall to sleep. Then Tails closed his eyes and just knew the words that he wanted to sing as he felt them and he sang them out loud while playing this song that he just made up, and the words to the song he just made up went:
Being a teen is so hard
You have to learn how to drive a car
And if you hit any thing
It is you to jail they will bring
You also have to go to school
It is definitely not for fools
And everything is even harder because
My best friend died
Oh, wow, my best friend died
I just want to hide
High School drama is so hard to be a part of
It has crazy things like friendship and love
It is the worst
It makes me want to burst
You have to get a date or everyone will laugh
And in a lake they would push you off a raft
Girls wear make up and guys get tatoos
And there are so many possible drugs to do
There are also bullies around
And sports with balls that are round
And everything is even harder because
My best friend died
Oh, wow, my best friend died
I just want to hide
High School drama is so hard to be a part of
It has crazy things like friendship and love
It is the worst
It makes me want to burst
I'm doing a middle finger at God
But God is not real and the world is odd
I am crying so much that my tears could make a cave
Where you cannot be scared you just must be brave
I am tired of teens going on diets
And being mad and starting riots
And everything is harder because
My best friend died
Oh, wow, my best friend died
I just want to hide
High School drama is so hard to be a part of
It has crazy things like friendship and love
It is the worst
It makes me want to burst
Oh, wow, my best friend died
I just want to hide
High School drama is so hard to be a part of
It has crazy things like friendship and love
It is the worst
It makes me want to burst
+25 Sins for the song that's worse than all the sex scenes combined.
Tails's singing sounded like a beautiful butterfly telling its life story to a little boy who fell asleep on a bench in the park without losing his money to a common thief. Tails finished singing his song and he saw all of the tears that were now at the bottom of his feet, on the ground, in a pool so big that he could invite a cruise ship to do its first cruise in the pool. But then all of a sudden Tails turned and saw Knuckles Jr at the door to the garage.
"That was really sad to hear," said Knuckles Jr, "But it is a healthy way to get rid of your emotions instead of killing yourself." Then Knuckles Jr walked forward into the room and tripped in a way that the door behind him closed and was now locked and they were in the room so they were locked in there. "Oops!" said Knuckles Jr like an idiot baby.
"Oh no!" screamed Tails out loud.
"If only we had a lock pick," said Knuckles Jr then. Then all of a sudden, everything came to Tails and he realized what just happened over the past events.
"That is it! That is it! Using this information and my big intelligence, I know what is happening," shouted Tails. Tails got so excited that he spun his flying tails so hard that he went right through the locked door so it was open now and went out of Sonic's House and went directly to Cream's house without even celebrating at an ice cream place first.
+1 Tails goes straight through the door with no resistance.
SIN COUNTER
CHANGE: +60
TOTAL: 1045
FAVORITE SENTENCE: As you said, I am just a baby. But when I get older, I can probably use my powers to win the lottery and become the CEO of Progressive Car Insurance," said Knuckles Jr. Knuckles Jr was saying this to Tails.