Great Disclaimer!

Toaru Majutsu no Index is owned by Kazuma Kamachi

Highschool DxD is owned by Ichiei Ishibumi

Please note that I have only watched a few episode of High School DxD

So most of my info comes from fanfics and the wiki

Similar with Toaru, though I watch a lot of the anime.

Critics are welcome so long as your reasoning is clear

Now for comment acknowledgements

craythelay: Thank you for your advice. I am fully aware of Touma and Othinus' relationship, but I appreciate your concern. As for the incident with Gabriel, Othinus was not mad at Touma, but mad at Gabriel, but could only vent her frustrations out on Touma. Note, she was not JEALOUS of Gabriel, simply aggravated by her actions. As for Kamikoto, don't worry, Touma is still in denial of how girls feel towards him. And if I do, decide for him to overcome that obstacle, then I will make a poll over it… maybe.

Guest: That is giving the Delta Force a bit TOO much credit. While they may not be as invasive as the Perverted Trio (minus Aogami who admits he's a stalker) they won't be getting anywhere close to Kiba levels of popularity. Maybe Touma with the Kami-Disease, but even then, it will take some time.

salvare999: Index kinda has to go with Touma, it's not like she has this emergency house she owns just in case Touma's not around (I am aware she could go to England, but do you expect her to stay for a long period of time?). Asia will stay naïve and innocent, I promise. Maybe to Azazel. Seems like a funny omake with Gabriel and Serafall. Probably not because of they are of the Roman Catholic Church. That last one is pretty obvious.

zerofire210: Thank you for the support. Also, regarding Issei and Aogami, good idea. Also, I got the basic gist of what you were saying.

calderonic758: Did not know that, thank you. Now I have something funny to notice when they meet.

UA1991: Thank you for your concerns, but they are unnecessary, I write this because I choose to. Also, please do not order me around if you don't like what I'm writing, you don't have to read it.

Kamijou Touma1: Please don't, I might actually look pretty afterwards. As for the Kami-Disease, it will not infect EVERY woman in DxD, but there will certainly be casualties. As for who, well, continue reading and find out.

Himemiya Reiji: You forget, the Imagine Breaker is the Ultimate supernatural cheat code, and Touma is no slouch in a fight. The only opponent I recall that ever curb stomped him was Kanzaki at the beginning of the series. If there were other opponents that curb stomped him, then tell me who it was, how powerful they were, and when this was. I'm not trying to say you're wrong, most enemies definitely out class him, but saying he won't survive is a bit of a stretch.

Fortitude501: Thank you for your tips, I will try to use them to the best of my abilities.

Enjoy the story, it's why it exists.

Chapter 2: No Rest for the Wicked

Touma was relieved. Today was the day he and his two friends would be making their transfer to Kuoh Academy, and he couldn't be happier. Ever since the announcement last week, his life has been hell.

Literally the moment after Komoe-sensei announced who was going, the entire class seemed to have it out for the poor Kamijou. His classmates (the male ones at least) wouldn't stop glaring at him, even during the middle of Komoe-sensei's lectures!

To make matters worse, after class, they tried to "punish" the unlucky Kamijou for his "crimes". Trapped and cornered in the back of the classroom, Touma was only left with one option, jump out the window!

Secretly, he was hoping that the fall would send him to the hospital, and he would be bedridden long enough, so that the school had to pick someone else to go. Unfortunately, while he did go to the hospital, he only had to stay for a day, and even then, it was only a formality. Apparently, Touma's body had some unusual durability. As a result, his "fall" only left him a few bruises, and those healed quickly as well. Heaven Canceller even asked at one point if he was some sort of inhuman freak, a question that only brought the young Kamijou to tears.

The remaining days were hardly any better. Though he was able to "escape" from said classmates most of the time, that didn't stop them from chasing him around district seven. Though, Touma was usually able to escape them after about an hour or so of running around.

So here we are, on a bus heading to Kuoh. In said bus were three idiots, two teachers, and an Othinus on a Kami(jou) (plus an Index and a Sphynx). Why a bus? Well… somehow all the planes Academy City owns have booked flights all day, (even the supersonic ones) and the only other means of getting there was by bus. Thus, the "problem" was solved.

According to Komoe-sensei, it would only take six hours to arrive, eight at worst. To Kamijou, that translated to anywhere from twelve to sixteen hours of having to entertain a prideful goddess the size of a doll, and a gluttonous nun with a black hole for a stomach. Touma had prepared some food just in case, but he doubted it would last.

Touma then turned his attention towards the two remaining members of the Delta Force. For some reason they've been avoiding him the entire week. Whenever he tries to talk to them, they simply brush him off and mumble something that escapes Touma's hearing.

Even now they were avoiding him, and whenever he tried to grab their attention, they simply brushed him off. It only made him more worried, as he knew they were planning something. And that something most definitely includes him.

But, in the end there was nothing he could do about it. All the poor Kamijou could do, was grit his teeth and prepare for the consequences.

"Hey, Touma, Touma, were almost there." Index said cheerfully. And she was right, by some miracle, it only took them six hours to arrive in Kuoh. Touma was always thankful for the small things in life.

However, one was not as thankful, as Othinus, who was sitting atop Touma's shoulder at the time, had her eyes narrowed in hostility, like this town's mere existence offended her.

Looking around, Touma found that he liked Kuoh's atmosphere. It looked like a simple town that fit a middle ground of being peaceful and also modern. For a regular high schooler like Kamijou Touma, it was a place he could enjoy living in.

It took a few minutes of extra traveling, but the bus finally stopped outside of Kuoh Academy. From the bus window, Touma could definitely see, that the school lived up to all the praise he's been hearing about. It reminded him of one of those fancy schools rich ojou-samas would enroll in, like Tokiwadai. Made sense since, until recently, that was exactly the case with Kuoh Academy.

Departing from the bus, the group was met with the sight of eight people in school uniforms standing in front of the school gates. The one in front had bob-cut black hair, sharp glasses, beautiful violet eyes, and a respectable figure. Her posture radiated authority and sternness. With all of that, Touma came to the simple conclusion that she was the leader of her group.

The ojou-sama sharply adjusted her glasses before speaking. "Greetings, I am Shitori Souna, Student Council President of Kuoh Academy. The students behind me are the remaining members of the Student Council." She then turned and gestured to the seven students behind her.

Weird, why have the entire Student Council here? One or two members should've been fine. They know only three students were transferring right?

Souna continued, by introducing the seven Student Council members behind her.

The frowning girl with long black hair that went to her knees, green glasses, and light brown eyes was Shinra Tsubaki, the Vice President. To Touma, she reminded him of a standard ice queen.

Next was Hanakai Momo. She had snow white hair that reached her shoulders, and blue-green eyes. The only noticeable things Touma found was her soft smile and her white hair.

Afterwards, Souna introduced Kusaka Reya. She had brown hair that was tied into two braids that also reached her upper back and had chocolate brown eyes. She was also smiling very sweetly at the group. Touma pitied the girl. She was probably going to snap because of his friend's shenanigans.

Souna then introduced them to a pretty reddish-brown haired girl with brown eyes who was smiling and waving enthusiastically at the group. Touma silently wondered how long that will last with his group of friends. This was Meuri Tomoe.

Her next introduction was to Nimura Ruruko, a short girl with brown hair tied into twin tails along with green eyes. Other than looking cute, Touma had nothing more to say about her.

Then was Yura Tsubasa, a tall, blue haired girl with dark blue eyes. She gave off this tomboyish presence that kinda reminded Touma of Misaka a bit. Hopefully, she wasn't as short tempered as the middle school biri-biri.

Mikoto Misaka, third ranked level five suddenly was very annoyed for some reason. That idiot better not be talking bad about her! She sparked a little at the thought.

Back in Kuoh, Touma shivered for a brief moment and mumbled "Such Misfortune" under his breath.

Finally, Souna introduced her final member, Saji Genshirou, the only male member of the Student Council. He was about as tall as Touma, had blonde hair and grey eyes. He gave off a confident aura Touma hoped wasn't the cliche "I am rich, so I am better than you" attitude.

Overall, other than Nimura-san, every member of the Student Council was his senpai, hopefully, the other members of the Delta Force realize this and try to be respectful to them.

One look at them, and Touma paled. Nope, Aogami and Tsuchimikado looked at each other and nodded, both with a mischievous look on their face. They were scheming something, and whatever it was, it was big!

It was only now Touma realized the magnitude of his situation. Without Fukiyose-sama here to keep these two in check, things will go out of control really quick.

"... so, we welcome you to Kuoh Academy, and hope that your stay here will be enlightening." Souna said. Wait, was she talking during his entire inner monologue? Touma paled even more somehow, not even five minutes in and already a mess.

He must've been pretty obvious in his thoughts, because Touma swore he saw several of the Student Council look at him with pity filled eyes. Such Misfortune!

"Well, if that's all my and Tsukuyomi here are heading back." Yomikawa-sensei announced.

Huh?

"Eh, but Aiho…" Komoe-sensei, bless her heart, tried to argue, but was stopped before she even begun.

"Look Tsukuyomi, this Student Council looks like they know what they're doing." Yomikawa-sensei started. "I have complete faith that they can show our students where they'll be staying, and how to get to school from there. So let's just trust them, okay?" Yomikawa-sensei didn't even let Komoe-sensei respond, as she grabbed the loli teacher and took her back to the bus.

Yomikawa-sensei stuck her head out the window. "By the way, normally I'd tell you kids "stay safe" or "stay out of trouble" but considering its you three, all I have to say is, don't get expelled… or arrested." She said as an afterthought. And why did it feel like that last part was directed at him! Such Misfortune!

Every person withing earshot could only stare at the shrinking bus with varying displays of disbelief of how lax a teacher was with her students. The only ones unaffected were Index, Sphynx, Tsuchimikado, and Aogami. The nun was busy eating, the cat didn't understand what was happening, while the last two just stared at where their teachers went and waved goodbye.

"Well, *cough* let's just move on and begin with your introductions." Shitori-san said, trying to forget what just happened.

"Right… well I'm-" Touma tried to introduce himself but was unfortunately interrupted.

"No Kami-yan, we must introduce ourselves the proper way!" Tsuchimikado said, holding out his arm in front of the poor Kamijou.

It was hard to tell because of the glasses, but Touma noticed a glint in the Siscon-Sergeant's eye, that only made the young Kamijou break out into a cold sweat. He was not going to like this.

"Wait!" Touma tried, he really did, but it was too late.

"To the ojou-samas… and other," Tsuchimikado began, electing a "Hey!" from Saji. "Allow me to introduce myself, I am Tsuchimikado Motoharu, also known as, the Siscon-Sergeant!" He said with way more pride than such a title deserved while also striking a superhero pose.

"And I, am Aogami Pierce, the Fetish King!" Aogami said with just as much, if not MORE pride than Tsuchimikado did! He also mirrored the same pose Tsuchimikado made a moment ago.

Everyone was either too confused or dumbstruck to interrupt them, and it costed Touma greatly.

"And this," The two began. In horrified realization, Touma tried to stop them before it was too late. "Is Kami-yan, the Misfortunate Harem Bastard!"

He was too late.

Somewhere in Kuoh, a brown-haired pervert felt a spark of rage and jealousy go through his heart, as though someone had just stolen a dream he pined for his entire life!

Silence. That was all that could be heard. Even random pedestrians could not help but stop and stare at the Delta Force. Not in awe or respect, but with disbelief and a bit of disgust. To many, it was as if their very existence was an anomaly in their world. One that they could not be comprehended.

Battered, but not beaten, Touma did the only thing he could do in such a situation, fight back.

"You bastards." Touma began softly. "I don't have a harem! You dare make fun of this unlucky Kamijou's non-existent love life in such a way and get away with it. Well, I'm going to shatter that messed up illusion of yours!" He yelled.

With that declaration of war, the infamous three-way battle of the Delta Force began again. Neither side holding an advantage over the others. This went on until a terrifying demon stepped into the fray and halted the fight.

"Toummmmaaaa." The biting demon known as Index said menacingly.

"Yes, Index?" Touma said meekly.

"God declares that man should only have one romantic partner. So why do they claim you have many?" The Delta Force and Index miss how the Student Council flinched at the word "God."

"Uh uh uh." Touma had no immediate response to that.

In all the excitement, the unlucky Kamijou had completely forgotten about the silver-haired nun, an oversight that is costing him once again, as Index leapt up, and chomped down on the young Kamijou's skull.

"AGH SUCH MISSSSSSFORTUNE!" The outcry of pain was all that could be heard.

Meanwhile, during the introductions a tiny magic god had inconspicuously moved from Touma's shoulder to the top of Index's habit. From there, she silently glared at Souna and the Student Council. None of them were aware of her presence.

After Index had calmed down, Souna had decided to the Delta Force's tour of Kuoh Academy and show them around. The Tour was quick and concise, only showing them where each of their classes were and when, which unironically, they all shared.

After the tour, Souna had dismissed the Student Council to complete some leftover paperwork. Then, she proceeded to show the Delta Force the Student Dorms and where each of their dorms were.

Tsuchimikado and Aogami immediately entered their rooms to unpack, leaving Touma with Souna, Index, and Othinus (unknowingly). It was only after reaching Touma's dorm, did Souna remembered Index's "situation." The little nun had nowhere to sleep, and the Student Council President tried to arrange a dorm for her. Only for the nun to refuse her ever step of the way.

"No. Touma is my friend, so I'm sleeping in his dorm." Was Index's response. This sparked an argument between the two that lasted for several minutes before Touma decided to intervene.

"Ah, Shitori-san." The Student Council President stopped talking and turned her attention to Touma. It took all he had not to flinch at her cold gaze. His earlier "introduction" was probably still fresh in her mind.

"Yes?" She responded coldly.

"Ah, Index really isn't capable of cooking or cleaning on her own. I think it's for the best that she stays with me, otherwise she might cause a lot… harm." He finished lamely. Touma shivered as he felt Index glare at him with a mixture of anger and embarrassment.

Souna simply stared at Touma with a judgmental gaze, as if she was trying to tell if he was lying or not. Finally, she simply sighed in defeat and rubbed her temples.

"Fine." She said flatly. She gave him the key to his dorm, then left without another word. Silently, the group of three (plus sphynx) entered their new dorm and looked around.

"Oh Touma look, this place is so much bigger than our old home." Index said excitedly.

She was right, it was much bigger than Touma's hole in the wall of a dorm. In fact so big, that it actually had TWO beds. Actually now that he thought about it, this place reminded Touma a lot of a fancy hotel room.

Going over to the fridge, Touma found that it was fully stocked. He cried silent tears of joy. Yes! This means that he doesn't have to go to the convenience store to buy groceries! For now at least but still!

Looking out, Touma noticed just how late it was getting. The tour must've taken longer than he thought.

"Hey Index, after we finish unpacking, I'm gonna make dinner, alright?" The unlucky Kamijou said happily. With free food and an actual bed to lie on, Touma was feeling generous today.

"Okay Touma!" Index replied eagerly. She then immediately started unpacking with intense vigor. She was really hungry.

After unpacking, the Kamijou residence had a magnificent dinner. In fact, every party went to bed with a full stomach! And thus, ended Kamijou Touma's first day at Kuoh.

The following morning, Touma awoke to sound of his alarm clock and the sight of an unfamiliar ceiling. It took a moment for him to remember where he was and the memory alone almost made cry tears of joy, again. He slept in a bed, not a bathtub with some sheets, but an actual bed! He couldn't remember the last time he had slept in one it's been so long.

Shutting off his alarm clock, Touma got up and was introduce to the sight of a sleeping Index splayed all over the other bed, while Othinus sleeping atop a desk in a sock she found.

Looking back at his clock, Touma saw that he still had two hours before class started. That filled him with a bit of relief, but also a foreboding sense of dread. Things were going smoothly, too smoothly in his mind. The fact that not a single bit misfortune has yet to befall him filled the unlucky Kamijou with great dread.

When things started going well, Touma knew a massive storm of misfortune was just waiting over the horizon. The problem was that he couldn't do anything about it.

If he tried to avoid it by staying indoors and skipping class, he would be probably be labeled as some kind of delinquent, something he wants to avoid. And he doubted sensei would even accept avoiding his misfortune as an excuse for skipping. And that's not even considering what Tsuchimikado and Aogami would do if he wasn't around to at least try and stop them.

No, Kamijou Touma had to embrace the coming storm of misfortune, if only to prevent an even greater storm of misfortune from happening later.

"Such Misfortune." He said in defeat.

After getting dressed, Touma looked over and saw that Index and Othinus were still asleep. Careful, as not to disturb them, Touma made his way over to the kitchen area to make them some food.

Looking inside, Touma shed tears of silent joy. The fridge was just as full as last night. Sure there was some stuff missing from dinner last night, but there was definitely enough to make some meals, maybe even enough for him to have lunch today!

With renewed hope, the unlucky Kamijou proceeded to make a breakfast fit for a king!

The smell of food must've awoken the tired nun and sleepy goddess, as midway through Touma had caught the sight Index with Othinus on her habit, groggily making their way towards him.

"Morning Index, Othinus." Touma greeted.

"Morning Touma/human." They replied shaking off their morning exhaustion.

Once Touma finished making them all breakfast, he, Index, and Othinus sat at a chabudai in the middle of the room. Off to the side, Sphynx was eating out of his bowl, just where Othinus wanted him.

"Itadakimasu." They all said, and proceeded to dig in.

Midway through the meal, Touma noticed how Othinus was eyeing him, or rather, his new Kuoh Academy Uniform. She continued staring and it was beginning to make Touma nervous. The worst part was that she had yet to say a single word.

Touma's nervousness only grew as Othinus went from staring at his uniform to openly glaring at it. What was the issue? Sure, it wasn't the most comfortable thing young Kamijou has ever worn, but at the very least he wanted to make a good impression.

Well, impressions seemed to be the last thing on Othinus' mind at the moment, as she stood up from her spot on the chabudai and made her way towards unlucky Kamijou, all the while gesturing at him to come closer.

Getting the message, Touma stuck his hand out for her to climb on, and moved her close to his face, expecting her to say something. Instead, she went right towards his uniform's ribbon, ripping it right off from his neck!

Dumbstruck, Touma almost missed how Othinus jumped off his hand and gestured for him to remove his blazer. Hesitantly, he complied, but not without a slight questioning look. All the while, Index stopped eating to stare at the two with a questioning look of her own.

Silently rolling her eyes, Othinus then gestured to Touma to remove his dress shirt. Hesitantly, he complied again, and slowly removed the shirt, which revealed his usual orange and red t-shirt (nice try perverts!).

However, instead of gesturing for him to remove his shirt (and crushing the hopes of those expecting some fanservice), she simply gestured for him to put on the blazer. And with a raised eyebrow, Touma complied again, but before he could zip it up, Othinus held out her hand in a "stop" motion halting the young Kamijou's actions. She then silently gestured for him to come closer. Getting the message, Touma once again stuck out his hand for her to jump on.

Once on his hand, the fifteen cm goddess (somehow) elegantly made her way to his blazer pocket and made herself comfortable in it. Touma and Index simply looked at her with a questioning gaze.

"Stick with that look or else." She threatened.

"Huh?" Was Touma's only response. Index also looked confused.

"Stick with that look, or else next time, I will not be so polite." The goddess said coldly.

Understanding the underlying threat, Touma vigorously nodded in agreement. However, he was still curious.

"Othinus, what are-"

"I'm going with you." Othinus interrupted.

"Wha?" Clueless Kamijou seemed to be the theme of today.

"Did you not hear me; I am going to accompany you." Othinus repeated, with a harsh glare.

"Othinus, are you okay?" Touma asked worriedly. She was acting off. Sure, the fifteen cm goddess protective of him, but right now, it's like she's worried about some monster in the shadows, just waiting to strike at the three.

Othinus simply sighed. "That obvious huh?" She mumbled rhetorically. "No human, I'm not, this place reeks of trouble, and not your normal kind."

Index and Touma immediately understood what she was implying… magic. Something related to magic was going on here, and Othinus knew what it was, but before either of them could ask anything, she continued.

"I'll explain it to you after school, otherwise you might forget some stuff hurrying to class." Othinus said.

Confused at that last bit, Touma looked at the clock and paled when saw that he had thirty minutes before class started! Such Misfortune!

"Aghha." Panicking, Touma quickly grabbed his bag and swiftly made his exit, all the while rapidly telling Index about the leftovers in the fridge. At the same time, Sphynx was still eating, not at all bothered by Touma's incessant shouting.

Touma barely made it to Kuoh on time. Mostly because he had to run from a random pedestrian's dog that got loose, steeping in three wads of chewing gum on the sidewalk, and a black cat that decided to use his head as a springboard, knocking the unlucky Kamijou onto the ground... somehow (For some reason Touma believes that the cat was laughing at him). On top of it all, he forgot to make lunch! But he still made it on time, and Othinus got through that entire ordeal unharmed.

Stumbling his way to class, he saw Aogami and Tsuchimikado standing outside the door whispering to each other. That alone filled Touma with a sense of dread. Just yesterday, their antics left Touma mortified, humiliated and embarrassed, he couldn't even fathom what trouble they were going to cause today. Or rather, he didn't want to.

"Hey, Kami-yan, you're looking great this morning." Tsuchimikado teased. Looking at him, Touma noticed, like himself, he ditched the ribbon and dress shirt, and simply wore his usual Hawaiian shirt under his blazer.

"So, good of you to join us, Kami, add any girls to your harem along the way?" Aogami asked. Like the other members of the Delta Force, he too ditched the ribbon and shirt, but instead had his blazer zipped up, only showing a little of his yellow t-shirt beneath.

"I don't… have… a harem." Touma said, in between breaths. Normally such a run would've barely winded him, but because he was in such a hurry, he forgone pacing himself and simply sprinted full speed.

"Don't deny it, the Kami-yan disease is a global threat!" Tsuchimikado yelled. "If we do not find a cure soon, it could mutate and affect even women spoken for, or worse, transcend preferences and affect all women!"

Before Touma could retort (or even ask why those two were out here), the door suddenly opened, revealing a very displeased looking teacher. She was dressed in a business attire and had her hair tied into a tight bun. She looked like one of those strict looking teachers one sees in anime and judging from the look she was giving the three, the looks were not for show.

"The class is ready for you now." She said coldly, however only Touma shivered at its intensity. The other members of the Delta Force simply took it in stride, after all, without the "iron wall" Fukiyose-sama, there was nothing to fear. And Othinus simply brushed her off, as even in her current state, she considered herself far more intimidating.

Entering the classroom, Touma could practically feel the judgmental stares directed at them. It seems his brief talk with his "friends" was louder than expected. Worst part about it, they were all girls. Such Misfortune.

"Class, these are our new transfer students from Academy City, I hope you treat them with the respect they deserve." The teacher said, putting a little too much emphasis on "deserve." "Now, would you three kindly introduce yourself to the class."

"Of course sensei!" Aogami replied enthusiastically. "After all, these wonderful ojou-samas need to know exactly who we are!"

Touma felt terror. No. NO! This is exactly the situation he wanted to avoid!

However, before the unlucky Kamijou could make a move to stop his friend, Tsuchimikado had stepped in and clasped his hands over Touma's mouth. Some of the students glanced at them for a moment, but with Aogami at center stage, they elected to ignore it.

"Ahem, hello ojou-samas, I am Aogami Pierce," He started, "and I am the Fetish King! I am someone who does not discriminate between girls or fetishes, for I love them all, regardless of shape, size, or genre. It is a pleasure to meet you all!" He said all that with his arms spread.

The reaction was unanimous, complete, and silent disbelief. Most of the girls have had some experience (mostly negative) with Kuoh's resident perverts, the Perverted Trio, but none of them were expecting this! The students (and teacher)

Taking their silence as a sign to continue, Tsuchimikado went up and took Aogami's place, releasing Touma. But before unlucky Kamijou could do anything, Fetish King had replaced the Siscon-Sargent, and subdued the young Kamijou almost immediately.

"Hey everyone, my name is Tsuchimikado Motoharu, and I hold the proud title of Siscon-Sargent! My preferences are little sister types and maids, just like my darling little sister Maika, who is both!" In another part of the school, a red headed beauty felt a heavy sense of dread in her heart, as if her worst nightmares have come to pass.

Once again silence permeated the classroom. Not even the teacher could do anything in the face of such a shameless introduction. At this point Touma had simply given up and dropped to his hands and knees in defeat. He could practically taste the misfortune. Sadly, his misfortune has yet to pass.

"And finally, we'd like to introduce the third member of our group." Aogami said. That grabbed Touma's attention. In horrified realization, Touma attempted to get up to stop this madness, however, Tsuchimikado came out of nowhere and sucker punched the unlucky Kamijou in the gut!

The abrupt assault had brought Touma to his knees, leaving the remaining members of the Delta Force to continue unhindered. All the while his new classmates not doing a thing to help.

"This is Kamijou Touma." Aogami said

"We like to call him Kami-yan." Tsuchimikado added.

"He likes Dorm-manager onee-san types." Aogami.

"As for his title…" Tsuchimikado.

"There is only one that fits." Aogami.

"Please stop." Touma pleaded but was ignored.

"And that is…" Tsuchimikado.

"The MISFORTUNATE HAREM BASTARD!" They yelled in unison.

"And together, we are, THE DELTA FORCE." They finished by posing to the left and right of a recovering Touma.

A few moments later, the class' shock had finally worn off, and was replaced by a look of unbridled disgust towards the three new perverts they had to go to class with.

"Well Kami-yan, how was that for an introduction?" Tsuchimikado asked rhetorically.

"Such Misfortune!" He mumbled quietly. He was once again on his hands and knees, this time crying tears of sorrow at his rotten luck.

All the while, a tiny goddess watched from the comfort of her human's pocket and even allowed a small smile of amusement at the Delta Force's "introduction." However, that smile immediately went away at the sight of a short white-haired girl seated in the back of the classroom.

Othinus could not let her guard down for even a moment. For her sake, and her human's.

Chapter End

Here it is Chapter 2, what do you think? Originally, I had plans for Student Council to talk about the Delta Force in this chapter, but because I don't have a solid grasp of their characters (and they're side characters as well), I chose to scrap it and replace it with another meeting next chapter. Hopefully, this will turn out better than before. Next chapter, I promise you, the Delta Force and the Perverted Trio will meet.

Now for questions.

Why am I writing this story?

A lot of you have been asking that (and making wrong conclusions). Well, there are two reasons. 1) I looked all over, and I could not find a single story where the Delta Force interacts with the Perverted Trio, not even in a reaction fic! I thought it would be funny having the two groups interact. 2) Honestly, I wanted to see other factions react to the Kamijou Faction. I have yet to see a story where such a thing happens, and the political shitstorm that can come from it. I understand why people try to avoid it; I personally just want to try it for myself.

A pseudo third reason is that I am disappointed by DxD's poor sense of logic and writing, and I want to try and improve that.

Is Issei getting the boot?

No, I don't like Issei, but I am not that cruel, sorry. There will be moderate Issei bashing (maybe) as there are some moments where Issei needs a good reprimand. Does that mean I am giving him his entire Harem? Hell NO! He didn't even deserve half of them from what I've read. I am still giving him a harem, but this one will be dragged out, and EARNED. I'm not going to have girls just fall in his lap (metaphorically) and call it a day. I am going to at least TRY and develop the romance and harem dynamic. I can at least confirm three DxD girls are going to be part of the harem, two more I'm on the fence about. I'm not going to tell you who they are, but if I get enough requests for it (from DIFFERENT PEOPLE) then I might do it.

How am I doing the power scaling for the Angels?

I have three ideas to that:

Angels are as powerful as Toaru claims them to be, but when coming to the human world, they lose a lot of that power. Only by being forcefully summoned by a human do they retain their original power.

Angels are not as powerful as Toaru claims. To reach that level of power, they must be summoned and enhanced by outside magic

Angels were as powerful as Toaru claims, but the great war diminished that power, and they are slowly recovering. Only through outside means like Fiamma's summoning, could the angels regain a comparable level of power.

So here are the options,

Nerfed by Earth

Buffed by Humans

Nerfed by War

I will be posting a poll for you to vote on. Whatever option gets the most votes, I will use at the explanation of the difference in power. I will close the poll right after chapter 4 is posted, and I have made my choice.

Personal Note:

Please leave constructive criticism in the comments. If you give good criticism or give me an idea, I will note you in the acknowledgements above.