Alex Rider - Rich Kids

by virtis-letalis

the great teenage spy (alex rider) finished a mission too... be sent off back to Brecon Beacons SAS camp. The first time he went there, it wasn't a nice experience. The soldiers were horrible to him. What about now, especially now because some more kiddos are going to join the 'fun' that really isn't that 'fun'

10. “Bird brain” “dog breath”

"Bird brain" "Dog breath"

"Cubbbieeeeekins" Eagle sang, or should i say... screeched.

"Noooooooooo" Alex replied in the same tone.

"Bu-" he started

"No"

Eagle opened his mouth and closed it again before saying "You don't even know what I'm gonna ask!"

"Still no."

"Oh come on cubby!"

Alex stuck out his jaw and said through gritted teeth " Don't call me that!"

"Awwww come on! Your our little cubbikins though!"

"Don't call me that either!"

"I was just gonna ask if we can switch beds!" He asked as if it was the simplest thing on earth.

"Nope!" Alex replied swiftly.

"Bu-"

Alex turned to look at Eagle and glared "Not gonna happen bird brain."

Eagle turned on someone else "Fox?" (Eagle had been at this for what felt like hours)

"Hmm?"

"Can we switch be-" but before he could finish-

"NEVER!" Fox shouted and followed it on "like Cub said, not gonna happen bird brain!"

(AN: I've always wanted to do this, enjoy. Youll get the jokes but if you don't then take a look at their code names)

"Dog breath!" Eagle bit back

"Feeling a bit plucked arent you?"

"Was your mum a b*tch too?"

"No wonder your mother flew the nest!"

"Need to be groomed again Foxy boy!"

"Tweety pie!"

"SHUT UP!" Snake shouted at them to stop but all he did was get turned on

"Ooooo having a hissy fit are we?" Fox and eagle exclaimed together.

"Oh for goodness sake!" X-ray muttered and then his eyes widened when Eagle and Fox turned on him, he opened his mouth.

"Bit paralysed ay X-ray?" Eagle and Fox said in unison like they were twins.

"No actually you imbeciles!" He retorted with crossed arms. Alex and Wolf were smiling off to the side, in fact, Alex was writing all the taunts down in a rant book (a book for writing random things in) to save everything for later.

"OoooOooOoo at least I'm not electrocuted!" Eagle was clearly getting carried away

"Oh but you soon will be!" And with that X-ray stood up.

"I would squash you but your already flat."

"Eagle that was the worst joke/insult ever!" Alex laughed.

"Coming from the baby of the unit." Eagle smirked. Everyone else laughed. "What?" He asked.

"It-its just" Wolf took a deep breath through his laughs "Your way more babyish that most babies I've ever met!" And they burst out laughing again.

Eagle stood there with crossed arms after about a minutes he broke his pout and started to chuckle.

AN: this was just a short chapter like a mini bonus one.