hogwarts in quarantine

by marvabell

AU. its is covid-19 season and all of us are in quarantine, so thought it would be funny to see how hogwarts e-schools students. R&R!

2. severus snape (for jestermon101)

a/n: okay this chapter is dedicated to jestermon101, as you were the one to suggest harry and snape scenarios. I'm sorry I could not come up with good ones, but I tried my best.

Harry: *joins in a potions class, 10 minutes late.*

Snape: mr potter has finally decided to grace us with his presence.

Harry: yo, my wifi stopped working because these stupid ass dursleys shut it off, so deal with.

Cornelius fudge: your wifi stopped working? Haha what next? A dead man came back to life because of time travel? Haha

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Snape: harry potter! Show me what potion you are brewing!

Third year hufflepuff: he doesn't even come to this class.

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Snape: turn on your webcam

Harry: no

Snape: TURN ON YOUR WEBCAM

ron: no

Snape: TURN ON YOUR WEBCAM!

Hermione: no

Snape: TURN ON YOUR WEBCAM!

Harry: i thought your catchphrase was 'turn to page 394'

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*charms meeting*

Flitwick: swish and flick-

*Snape has entered the meet*

Snape: POTTER

Snape: sorry.

*snape has left the meeting*

*transfiguration meeting*

Minerva: and then your goblet should-

*Snape has entered the meet*

Snape: POTTER

Snape: sorry.

*snape has left the meeting*

*harry and dumbledore discussing horcruxes meeting*

*Snape has entered the meet*

Snape: POTTER

Snape: sorry.

*snape has left the meeting*

*Snape re-entered the meeting*

Snape: POTTER

Harry: ugh not this again! Professor dumbledore! He has come to all my digital classes so far! *turns to snape* Do you have a crush on me or something?

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a/n: i couldn't come up with anymore snape and harry ones, so i'll give you a marauders special.

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Snape: why is there no student in my potions class?

Sirius and james: *hacking it so that nobody can access 'potions with snape'*

Sirius and james: *also make a new meeting: 'pranking with the marauders starring the weasley twins'*

Fred and george: 'connect the two meets so when people like hermione click on snape's class they are automatically taken to the pranks class*

Snape: helloo?

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a/n: i hope you liked it, send me suggestions and i'll make chapters for you guys too!

With love

Marva.