a/n: welcome to another chapter.
"If you could do one where people in Hogwarts are on zoom and accidentally put really weird virtual backgrounds on": Paige . James
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Snape: *is trying to put the potions background on*
Snape: *accidentally puts a picture of him and lily in fourth year*
Harry: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Snape: oh my! *starts fumbling with the screen*
*snape's screen is now sharing*
Young Snape, on recording: *to a Lily Doll* stupid stupid James Potter. Doesn't understand anything big headed, him and his stupid little friends. So annoying. You used to agree with me but noe you're just kissing him too and you're one of his stupid big headed friends but i could never say that to you, so let me blame stupid James Potter, he stole you from me, you should have been with me not him, i still miss-
*snape has stopped sharing*
Harry: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew, you had a doll of my mother and you recorded yourself talking to her ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
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Moody: *is explaining about unforgivables*
Moody: now as you will see by my background how exactly you aim a cruciatu-
*Teletubbies Theme song starts playing in the back*
Moody:
Class:
Moody:
Draco: Teletubbies!
Moody: Teletubbies!
Hermione: this show is low-key creepy, but who am i to judge.
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a/n: And now since my trash brain could only come up with these two, i'll give you guys more that are unrelated.
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Draco: this quarantine has really impacted our extra curriculars, we don't get to bully Potter and the gryffindors anymore
Slytherins: *nodding*
Draco: so i thought we could invite Weasley over on a meet and sing for him.
Pansy: yes but we should rehearse
Slytherins: *murmurs of agreement*
Draco: ok, does everyone remember?
Slytherins: yes
Draco: okay, begin.
[discordant singing, voices not matching, net issues, utter chaos]
Draco: okay no no stop
Slytherins: *show no sign of stopping*
Narcissa: Draco i got you- *pauses, listens, faints*
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a/n: idea credit for the next one goes to Samuel Martinez
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OC!student: Madame Pomfrey, i got Corona!
Pomfrey: oh god! Come here *magics on hazmat suit*
Pomfrey: here have this Pepperup Potion
OC!Student: cheers *drinks*
Pomfrey:
Student:
Covid in the student:
Pomfrey:
Student:
Covid:
Pomfrey:
Student:
Covid:
Student: it's not working.
Pomfrey: aaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh
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a/n: so how much spam was this? Did you enjoy it? The story is still open guys, even if it is written as complete. If you can get those brain cogs working and give an idea i'll give a chapter.