a/n: look at me showing up after not updating for like years. Happy new year anyway, i haven't updated any ffnet stories in quite a while so i haven't wished you guys, i'm so sorry, but you can follow me on wattpad, i'm very active there, and i have like two marauders stories up there that i can't put here because of some guidelines.
The link to my account is in my bio, go check it out!
Anyway, this chapter is for Juliennesmythewick, who suggested: "a chapter about quirrell , about him having a bad connection so he doesn't have to fake his stutter . Or about someone watching Netflix or eating behind the camera"
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Disclaimer: no character is my own.. Or are they? Jkjk all rights belong to Dobby the author of the series, Vincent Crabbe for publishing and Colin Creevey for the movies.
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Quirrel: *tries to speak with stutter*
Hermione: your voice is cracking.
Quirrel: *speaks without stutter*
Hermione: your voice is sti-
Ron: that's his stutter, Hermione, don't be disrespectful!
Quirrel: *evil smile*
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Harry, to Ron via private chat: i stole Dudley's netflix password, and manipulated him into wanting popcorn so i made myself some and told Snape my camera doesn't work now i'm free
Albus Dumbledore, Hacking in: glad to see my manipulation lessons are working
Ron: wtf is netflix
Ron: and wtf is Dumbledore doing here?
Steve Rogers, time travelling and fandom crossing: lAnGuAgE
Ron: who tf is he?!
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Draco: *eating popcorn and watching netflix*
Goyle: do you have the homework McGonagall assigned us?
Draco: Father bought me this muggle contraption and now im watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Camille just blew up at Kyle, and Kim and Taylor are fighting again so shut the f up Zabini
Goyle: but i'm goyle...
Blaise Zabini: did you say RHOBH?
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Hermione, sitting on a couch, to the therapist: i really like studying, they don't call me siri, google, alexa, walking textbook for no reason.
Hermione: but i just got an account
Hermione: and i can always see that button
Hermione: the red N
Hermione: it's right there
Hermione: i try so hard to ignore it
Hermione: and i actually succeed-
Hermione: who am i kidding, but i'm in too deep to leave now.
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Ron: Hermione introduced me to something.
Ron: it's called Vine
Ron: its like Netpicks
Ron: but better.
Ron: Suddenly double potions doesn't seem so boring.
Ron: *looks at hermione and Harry* I AINT NEVER SEEN TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS
Ron: *looks at Draco and Cedric* TWO DUDES CHILLING IN THE HOT TUB 5 FEET APART CUZ THEY'RE NOT GAY
Ron: *to a random kid* I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEF
Harry: hermione what have you done
Hermione, ready to obliviate his ass: dont worry it will be over soon
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a/n: thats all! Anyway, stay tuned for more, ana