Voldy in Quarintine!, weasley family meet- Maradova_13
im so sorry this had so much comic potential but this chapter sucks, i tried my best im so sorry!
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[Zoom Code: 1875930, Name: Death Eaters Meet, Passcode: KILL THEM MOOGLES]
Voldemort:
Draco: you're on mute
Voldemort:
Lucius: its the little button in there
*Voldemort has turned his webcam off*
Bellatrix: not that button the one next to it!
*Voldemort has left the meet*
Narcissa: i cant take this anymore, Draco go help him.
*Voldemort has joined this meet*
Voldemort: as i was saying, instead of breaking covid rules, how about we just kill the muggles by turning off their internet?
Snape: this is genius
Avery: this is why he's our leader
other Death Eaters: *agreement*
Voldemort: *puts on a filter* I HAVE A NOSE
Death Eaters: ...
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[Zoom Code: 128429304. Name: The Wealeys + Harry and Hermione. Passcode: weaselbee]
Arthur: hello family
Ron: dad why are you in the shed
Arthur: im quarantining
Molly: WHY
Arthur: idk hermione asked me to
Hermione: when he took me to the ministry to help him figure out what the purpose of a bath bomb was someone coughed on him, so i though it best to take precaution
Harry: she's right, Dudley has corona which is why i was sent here instead of being locked up in the cupboard.
Harry: *grins* aunt petunia is miserable
Molly: ok. where are the others? this is a family meet.
Bill: HEY IM HERE WITH FLEUR BUT A SEAGULL DECIDED TO EAT SOMETHING OUTSIDE SO ITS SCREECHING BYE
*Bill has left this meeting*
Charlie: hello from romania! the dragons are immune to corona and the keepers just gotta stay away from each other so im the only Weasley not quarantining!
Gred and Feorge: LUCKY!
Gred: im stuck here with the rest of them
Feorge: as am i
Gred and Feorge: its sad
Percy: please stop except for charlie bill and dad you guys are literally all sitting together i need to work do you know how thin bottomed cauldrons are affecting the economy DO YOU
Gred: okay wEaThErBy
Feorge: see you later
*Harry has removed Percy*
*Hermione is now a co-host*
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[Zoom Code 4829405. Name: Ministry Of Magic. Passcode: momUK]
*Percy Weasley has joined this meet*
Fudge: yes hello percy- why are you cat?
Percy: i dont know!
Percy: i swear im not a cat!
percy: its my brothers!
percy: FRED GEORGE-
*Percy Weasley has been removed from this meeting*
Fudge: moving on
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that was drawn from this lol, its too pure
just search 'cat lawyer' for more, its so cute.
anyway thats all for this chapter, give me your ideas to get featured in your own chpter, see ya'll next time!
ana