losing internet during a fight- Maradova_13 (on wattpad)
is it okay if i did the whole entire battle in one chapter as otherwise it was really short
[Zoom code: 174936593. Name: The Battle of Hogwarts. Passcode: FUCKYOU. this is a premium meeting]
(im too lazy to find the right dialogues so i just made them up)
Harry: FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT YOU KILLED MUM AND DAD
Voldemort: FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER YOU KILLED ME
Harry: FUCK YOU TOM RIDDLE YOU KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE
Voldemort: FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER YOU ARE ANNOYING- ALSO ITS VOLDEMORT YOU DUMB SHIT
Harry: FUCK YOU TIM RIDDLE YOU KILLED EVIL AND OBSESSIVE PROFESSOR SNEEP WHO I LIKE FOR NO UNDERSTANDABLE REASON
Voldemort: FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER YOU CANT SAY MY NAME RIGHT ITS TOM RIDDLE ALSO ITS NOT TOM ITS VOLDEMORT
Harry: OKAY TIM PUZZLE WHATEVER YOU SAY
Voldemort: ITS NOT TIM PUZZLE ITS TOM RIDDLE AND ITS NOT TOM RIDDLE ITS VOLDEMORT!
Harry: SURE TIM PUZZLE
Voldemort: YOU ANNOY ME HOT GREEN EYED BOY I SHALL KILL YOU NOW!
Voldemort: av-
Harry: wait what was that? i cant hear you, your voice is cracking and you're frozen
Harry: no genuinely
Harry: AUNT PETUNIA! AUNT PETUNIA IS DUDLEY SCREWING WITH THE WI-FI AGAIN?
Petunia, faintly: NO HE'S WATCHING THE TELLY
Dudley, faintly: COCOMELON!
Harry: AUNT PETUNIA I TOLD YOU IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT I NEED SMOOTH WI-FI
Vernon: WHY DONT YOU JUST USE YOUR MAGIC?
Harry: IT DOESNT POWER WIFI!
Vernon: WHO ARE YOU FIGHTING ANYWAY, IS IT THAT BALD NOSELESS EGGHEAD LORD VOLD-MOULD?
Harry: YES EXACTLY HIM
Voldemort: I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT DURSLEY, YOU'RE NEXT!
Harry: OH YOU SHUT UP
Harry: wait network is back
Harry and Voldemort: AVA-EXP-KED-ELL-AVR-IAR-A-MUS
*voldemort has been defeated by thanos' snap*
Harry: WHO THE FUCK IS THANOS?
*avengers theme plays in the back*
Harry: NO NO WHERE IS THAT NUH NUH NUHNUH SONG
Harry: REWIND I DONT WANT THE MOVIE ENDING
*record screeching sound*
Harry and Voldemort: AVA-EXP-KED-ELL-AVR-IAR-A-MUS
*voldemort has died, his body has fallen*
Harry: much better- COMING AUNT PETUNIA I JUST DEFEATED A DARK LORD DISHES CAN WAIT-
that was short but funny i hope? it was a genius idea and i hope i did it justice, anyway give ideas!
love from
ana