Since magic interferes with technology you should do something like that- guest
Maybe you can do a scene where parents/guardians interrupt an online class . Like for example snape is insulting Hermione and Hermione's mum lectures snape on camera about how a teacher should be polite and fair- Jullienesmythewick
since i couldn't come up with any goods one for the first one, i did both in one
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Minerva McGonagall: *trying her best to teach* and kids that is the-
Ernie MacMillan: PROFESSOR I TRIED THE SPELL AND MY LAPTOP IS FLOATING AND DRIPPING OIL
McGonagall: well mr- *phone rings in the background* yes Mr Weasley
Ron Weasley, through the phone: PROFESSOR MY LAPTOP EXPLODED AND NOW GINNY'S INJURED
McGonagall: okay Mr. Wea-
Draco Malfoy: HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME MY LAP THING IS ATTACKING ME *Lucius Malfoy screaming sounds* *Narcissa Malfoy snickering sounds*
McGonagall: Mr Malfo-
*Dudley Dursley crying, Vernon Dursley screaming and Petunia Dursley whimpering sounds*
Harry Potter, unenthusiastically: oh no my laptop's chasing my aunt and uncle
McGonagall: MR POTTER REMOVE THAT CHARM THIS INSTANT
Albus Dumbledore, through Harry's screen: let us live a little Minerva
Harry: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
*distressed Draco sounds*
*gleeful Dumbledore sounds*
*confused/happy Harry sounds*
*screaming Ernie sounds*
*screaming Ginny, Molly and scared Ron sounds*
*ready to die Dursley sounds*
*terrified Lucius and still amused Narcissa sounds*
*chaotic random students sounds*
*given up McGonagall sounds*
*confused Voldemort sounds*
Hermione Granger: and thats why you should have read 'Magic and Technology' by Gilderno Nothart the guidebook given with our syllabus this year
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Severus Snape: and who can answer this stupid question?
Hermione Granger has raised a hand
Snape: anyone?
Hermione: answer answer answer
Snape: wHaT jOy dO yOu gEt fRoM bEiNg aN iNsUfFeRaBlE kNoW iT aLl
Ron: how-
Mrs. Granger, from Hermione's screen: EXCUSE ME HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY DAUGHTER THAT WAY SIR YOU ASKED A QUESTION AND SHE POLITELY RAISED HER HAND AND YOU IGNORED HER SO SHE ANSWERED WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS
Snape: maam-
Mrs. Granger: DONT YOU MAAM ME THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
Snape: i
Mrs. Granger: I DONT KNOW IF THEY HAVE SCHOOL AUTHORITIES IN MAGIC SCHOOLS BUT IM GOING TO BE CALLING PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL SIR
Snape: but-
Mrs. Granger: SHUT UP
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Snape: Potter answer this *super hard and useless* question *because i want to make you look stupid*
Harry: i dont know sir
Snape: oUr lItTlE cElEbRiTy why werent you paying attention-
King James Potter who just happened to be walking by: excuse me, WHAT
James: oi hon get over here
King Sirius Black: yes dear
King Remus Lupin: i didn't call you Sirius
James: i was calling Lil but you can come too
Queen Lily Evans Potter: what do you want?
James: remember Snivellus from school?
Sirius: yeah
Remus: yes
Lily: unfortunately so
*snape noises*
James: look at this
Sirius: you're a teacher now?
Remus: wtf
James: not only that but he had the AUDACITY to insult Harry
Harry: *embarrassed and proud noises*
Lily: he had the audacity to WHAT now?
Sirius: he's still as greasy and ugly a git as ever *leans toward the screen* how'd you get professor eh?
Remus: his nose is still really really large
James: dont bully him, someone else wants to
Snape: i was right you never changed
James: oh i didnt mean me
Lily: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY POOR CHILD YOU RAT, HOW DID YOU EXPECT HIM TO KNOW ALL THAT STUFF ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL? WHEN I MET YOU YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BRANCH AND A LEAF SO YOUR WORMWOOD CAN SUCK IT
Snape: Lily I-
Lily: ITS MRS POTTER TO YOU, YOU OVERGROWN BAT. BY THE WAY THAT LOVELY GIRL OVER THERE KNEW THE ANSWER AND EVEN WROTE IT IN THE CHAT AND YOU IGNORED HER LIKE THE TERRIBLE PERSON YOU ARE AND THE ONLY REASON IM NOT SWEARING IS BECAUSE THERE ARE 11 YEAR OLDS HERE
Snape: please-
Lily: CAN IT SNIVELLOUS. Harry honey leave the meeting i'll teach you what i have to.
Harry Potter has left the meeting
Dumbledore: oooooh burnnnnnnn
McGonagall: Lily was amazing!
Flitwick: that was the best takedown in all 7 years she's been with me
Sprout: aint that right Snivellous
Madame Pomfrey changed Severus Snape to Snivellous Sneep
Snivellous Sneep has removed the teachers
Snivellous Sneep: moving on with the lesson-
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a/n: ahahaha that was a lot of fun to write! i especially enjoyed the Marauders bits and Lily's takedown of Snivellous Sneep was as minnie said, AMAZING
and usually i dont like Dumblewhore but i love him in these comedy bits (ie: Potter Puppet Pals, AVPM) which is why i wrote him that way in both marauders social and this story
anyway, send in requests and ideas for chapters so that i can do faster updates
lots of love
ana ️