Hello! I'm sorry this chapter is going up so late! I've been studying up on writing so I can make the best with my stories and with the skills I currently have. I do hope you enjoy this new chapter and I hope to write the next one soon! Thank you all for the lovely comments! They mean so much to mean, all of them. I hope you all stick with me through to the end and I hope you all enjoy. Thanks for sticking by so far! 3 Btw, y'all should totally go listen to the song "End of The Line" By Garth Johnson! It's great!
Three months have passed since Kirie and Naruto first started to date and it's now December, but they still act like the newest of love-birds, all that mushy-mushy stuff is driving everyone insane. Sasuke and all of Naruto's friends can't stand much more. And even though Naruto has a girlfriend, he always still brings his best friend with him everywhere, even on their dates. Kirie doesn't seem to mind but that's because she's a nice girl and it sure makes Sasuke feel very awkward, especially when they start up on the kissy stuff.
So, here all three of them sit, watching what Sasuke and Naruto hate the most, a chick-flic. But at the request of Kirie is the whole reason they are here. They sat towards the middle, Sasuke sits next to Naruto and Naruto next to Kirie. Sasuke is slouching with his elbow propped up on the armrest, his head resting in his hand, he wears a bored, agonizing look on his face. He looks over to see Naruto and Kirie clutching each other and crying their hearts out because the lead male character bumped his head and forgot his love for the lead female character blah blah blah. Sasuke rolls his eyes.
When Naruto first told Sasuke that Kirie got him into chick-filcs and that he liked them, Sasuke laughed, Naruto also laughed but told Sasuke he was completely serious and then Sasuke asked him, "Who ARE you?" Which caused Naruto to laugh till he cried. But Sasuke was not laughing, he was actually worried that Naruto was changing so much that he would lose him. That scared him. Even though it was something as small as a genre of movies, because movies was something they bonded over. If that changed then that's one less thing they'll have in common.
What would he do if Naruto went and changed and then left him? He couldn't even think of such a thing but what if that happened? "Ah, no no. Stop thinking about it Sasuke." Sasuke rolls his eyes at the two lovers and continues to stare at the movie screen as he cuddles into his jacket.
Sasuke can't understand how people enjoy such movies, all they do is make you feel bad. If you happen to be in love with someone but you can't have them, then the only thing those movies are good for is making you feel bad, they make you long even more for that person and it is not enjoyable but people willing watch such things, Sasuke doesn't understand.
The movie finished and Naruto and Kirie stood up, obviously happy with the way the movie ended. Naruto turns to ask Sasuke his thoughts on it but to his dismay, Sasuke was silently asleep. Naruto gives a small smile, knowing Sasuke isn't much of a fan of these kinds of movies and so he starts to shake Sasuke awake.
Sasuke jolts awake and looks around, he looks up at Naruto smiling at him and he smiles too. How can Sasuke not smile when Naruto smiles so brightly towards him?
"The movie finished?" Sasuke yawns and stretches in his seat.
"Yeah, it was really good! I'm guessing you didn't see the end. How much did you see?"
Sasuke stands up and stretches again, all his muscles are tense from sitting in the same position for two hours, "Um, I ain't real sure. I fell asleep towards the beginning, I believe."
"Ah, well you missed a real good movie Sasuke. I can tell you about it?" Kirie smiles towards Sasuke.
"Sure. That'll be fine." Sasuke lies, he fell asleep because he doesn't like these kinds of movies but what do you say in this situation?
"Ah, you don't have to Kirie. Sasuke isn't a big fan of these movies, that's probably why he fell asleep." Naruto comes to Sasuke's rescue.
"Ah, is that so? Well that's fine. In return for making you sit through this movie, why don't you pick the next movie?"
Sasuke smiles, "Sure. But just know I'm totally picking something really gory." Sasuke laughs when he sees Kirie go pale.
Naruto laughs and wraps his arm around Kirie's shoulder, "Bring a bucket, sweetheart."
Kirie lets out a nervous laugh.
The three friends all walked out of the theater and decided to go put some good food in their stomachs.
"This is your idea of good food?" Kirie looks at the menu, and makes a gagging noise when reading the names of the food.
"Heck yeah, Kirie! Meat and Greet is the best burger joint in town! Don't tell me you ain't never ate here before?"
Kirie looks at Naruto like he has grown two heads, "Why would I eat anything with the name 'Abused Meat with Extra Slime'? That don't sound appetizing at all." Kirie makes a sour face to emphasize.
"Okay, I get the names ain't the best but seriously, it's delicious." Sasuke agrees with Naruto.
The boys just stare at her like she has gone mad.
She laughs and nods her head, "Okay okay, I'll give it a try. If Naruto likes it then it can't possibly be too bad, right?" She gives a small smile and starts to look through the menu.
Naruto and Sasuke look at each other and smile and turn to the menu at the drive-through to order.
They pulled into a parking spot to eat their burgers, Kirie ended up getting the Abused Meat with Extra Slime, Naruto got Pork and Grease and Sasuke got The Piglet.
Kirie hesitates but she takes a bite and slowly chews with a thoughtful look on her face and then suddenly her eyes widen, "This is great!" She exclaims and continues to eat.
Sasuke and Naruto, both happily eating, laugh and yell, "I TOLD YOU SO!" At the same time.
She jumps but smiles and laughs and eats her burger.
"Yo! I have a great idea guys!" Naruto starts bouncing excitedly and Sasuke stares annoyingly at him but Naruto doesn't stop bouncing.
"Okay! We get it! What 'great idea' do you have?" Sasuke makes air quotations when he says '...great idea...' and goes back to eating and Kirie just watches, waiting for Naruto to reveal his plan.
"Okay okay. Let's go get some dog shit and put it on peoples porches and light it on fire and ring the bell so they can come out and step on it!" Naruto explains his plan wildly with his hands moving everywhere as Sasuke tries to not get hit in the head.
Sasuke smiles, it's been a while since he has done anything that fun. Lately he has been the third wheel with Kirie and Naruto, so getting out and doing this will feel good. " I say hell yeah."
"Hell yeah? Alright!" Naruto grabs Sasuke and shakes him. Sasuke just laughs, and balls up everyone's trash and tosses it into the trash can outside the car.
"What? No! I can't do that! Isn't that illegal?"
Sasuke and Naruto look at each other and then back at Kirie and reply, "So?".
"'SO?!' You guys can't go doing that kinds of stuff! Promise me you won't do it, love. "Kirie says worriedly, "I don't want you to get in any trouble you know."
Naruto nods and an awkward silence settles in the car. Naruto looks at the time, it reads 9:45. "Ah, well it looks like it's getting late. I should take you home." Naruto starts the car and starts driving towards Kirie's house.
Kirie sits in the passenger seat with Naruto and after a while they finally settle into a comfortable conversation, Sasuke sits in the middle of the back seat, listening to music. Sasuke clicks 'End of the Line' By Garth Johnson to play as they ride.
"Tonight I search for answers,
"Keep hiding from the truth,
"Tonight I will surrender,
"For you it is no use..."
Sasuke stares at Naruto and Kirie talking and laughing together, their faces barely lit by the small lights coming from the radio. The atmosphere is filled with their happy laughter and loving chatter, Sasuke's eyes water, he wishes it was him instead of Kirie sitting up there, laughing and joking with Naruto. He wants to be WITH Naruto.
Kirie looks at Naruto, her eyes full of love for him, she smiles warmly and grabs Naruto's right hand in both of hers.
Naruto squeezes and lets out a huge smile, and Kirie does the same. They continue to talk as if Sasuke isn't there, as if Sasuke never existed at all. They never notice the silent tears Sasuke lets loose in the back seat of Naruto's Ford Explorer.
Sasuke cries in the dark, his whole being longing for Naruto who sits a foot in front of him but he might as well be thousands of feet away. Sasuke has never experienced such a pain before. "I can't keep doing this. This is so painful." Sasuke balls his fists together and tries desperately to hold back his hot tears.
"So...Here we go...
"Right on and again...
"It's time to go...
"We've reached...
"The end of the line,
"But we're not letting go,
"'Cause there's time on the clock,
"And there's things you should know,
"It's the end of the line..."
Sasuke closes his eyes and listens to the song as they drive, trying to take his mind off of everything that's been weighing on his heart.
Naruto pulls up to Kirie's house and puts the car in park. Kirie unbuckles her seat belt and turns towards Naruto, "Thank you for another great date! And for introducing me to some new, exotic foods." Kirie laughs and leans in to kiss Naruto.
Sasuke keeps glancing around the car, he feels awkward.
Naruto leans in and they lock lips for a brief second, they both lean back and smile.
Kirie turns towards Sasuke, waves and says goodbye, and then gets out of the car, but she leans back in, "Now, don't you guys go doing anything illegal like that stupid plan earlier, okay?" And then she turns and walks up to her porch. She turns around once last time to blow Naruto a kiss and wave goodbye and then she goes in.
Naruto turns toward Sasuke, "Hey! Get up here in the front seat and let's go get some dog shit and execute my plan! Wooo!"
Sasuke smiles wildly and jumps up in the front, "Let's goooo!"
Naruto puts the car in reverse and then takes off fast.
"Woohoo!" Naruto screams and laughs which causes Sasuke to also laugh.
"Idiot!" Sasuke smiles and laughs along with Naruto.
After finding some fresh dog poo they went in search of their victim.
"Hey Dork, what about the old dude at the end of our street?"
"Teme! I ain't a dork!"
Sasuke looks at him like he's stupid and then rolls his eyes, "Well?"
"Ah, the old guy. Isn't his name Sarutobi...something?"
"I think so. I don't know much about him except that he like never leaves his house, but I heard that sometime back in the day he was some kind of badass."
"Seriously?" Naruto looks at Sasuke in disbelief.
"Yeah, that's what I heard but it's coming from old ladies that Itachi deals with at his job."
"Right. Isn't he some kinda nurse or something."
"Yeah. So we gonna hit the old man or what?"
"Of course!" Naruto fist pumped the air.
"Well park a few house down."
"Why?"
"Moron! So we don't get spotted! How can we escape easily if we park directly in front of his house? He would see your car and be able to identify it, dobe!"
"Ahh, I see. Good plan. I'll park in front of Mrs. Miles' house."
Naruto and Sasuke pull up in front of Mrs. Miles' house and turn off the car, all the lights flutter off as the boys sit silently in the car.
"It stinks." Sasuke utters holding his nose.
"I know." Naruto whines. "Okay, we have the poo. Sasuke, you got the lighter?"
Sasuke reaches in his left front pocket and pulls out a brown BIC lighter and holds it for Naruto to see, "Right here, Dumbo."
Naruto looks forward, nervousness and determination show on his face, he breathes in deep, "Okay. Let's do it."
Sasuke feels the nervousness as well, this being the first time they will have done it but not the first time talking about it, so the plan should go well. Sasuke nods his head toward Naruto and grabs the door handle and opens it, he slides out and silently shuts the door. Naruto does the same. Both boys move closer together and look around the neighborhood for witnesses. When they see no sign of life they move forward to their victims house.
"Do you think the old man's asleep right now?"
Sasuke looks at his phone, "Hmm, old people tend to go to bed early but some stay up as late as us. It's only 10:14 right now, so maybe not?"
Naruto nods and they continue to his house. Once they reach Sarutobi's neighbor they get into a crouching position so they can sneak more easily without getting caught. They dash to the set of bushes in front of the old man's house and lay down in the grass.
Naruto leans towards Sasuke, his breath coming out in puffs against the cold air, "We're like ninjas ain't we?" He smiles towards Sasuke as he whispers.
Sasuke can't hear, all he can feel is Naruto's warm body temperature in contrast to the cold air, all he feels is Naruto's warm breath against his ear and neck. He shivers, but not because of the cold. "Hehe, yeah. We are defiantly like ninjas" Sasuke breathes.
When Naruto finally leans back, Sasuke breathes a sigh of relief.
"Okay Sasuke. Let's do this. I'll set the poo down and stand at the doorbell, when you get the bag lit, I'll ring and we run back to the bushes. Ready?"
Sasuke nods and they bump fists and make a run towards the porch, ready to light the poo and ditch.
A few blocks away
"So the old man is having a poker match tonight?"
"Yeah, seems so. He said we are gonna bet on who will be buying dinner the next month." The man casts his eyes down, "I'm not any good at poker and and I don't got much money in my bank account."
The other man laughs, "We'll see then, kid. You're new on the force, this game is like a celebration, he'll go easy on you."
"Have you guys always done this whenever someone new gets hired at the police?"
"Yeah, when I was hired, Sarutobi was the Police Chief and he was always holding poker games for his colleagues. But don't worry, he takes it easy on the new guys, Sam."
"That's good. What was it like your first time, Daniel?" Sam looks over at Daniel to see his reaction.
Daniel shivers, "Back then the old man wasn't so gentle, in anything. He is a prankster, ya know. He had some of his retired cop buddies rush in with rifles and make us get on the floor." He pauses, clearly re-playing the moment, "I thought we were gonna die that night until the old geezer started laughing."
Sam's eyes widen as he is still looking at Daniel and then he faces the front, clearly disturbed.
Daniel laughs loudly as he looks at the kid, "No worries, from what I know he don't do those kinds of pranks anymore."
"'From what you know'? That don't sound to reassuring. Anyway, are others coming?"
"Yeah. The others should already be there, I had to catch up on some paperwork so we'll be the last to arrive."
Sam nodded and as he sat back he thought about what horrors might await him.
"Hey kid, text Marvin and tell him we'll be there in a few minutes."
Inside Sarutobi's House
"Hey guys! I just got a text from the newbie, they'll be here in a few minutes. They're just a few blocks away." Marvin said before sipping his beer.
Sarutobi laughed, "Great! Everybody take your places! Marvin you're playing the killer so go wait at the door and everybody else, get in you positions and look dead, make sure your head is in the fake blood!"
Everybody got into their positions, waiting for the Daniel and the new guy.
Sarutobi's Porch
Naruto put the bag of poo down and walks to the doorbell as Sasuke crouches next to it with the lighter.
"Okay Sasuke, light it up. When it gets a good flame, I'll ring." Naruto whispers.
Sasuke lights the bag and a few seconds later the bag is starting to burn pretty good. Sasuke looks to Naruto who says they'll run on the count of three. Naruto counts down on his fingers, 1...2...3! Naruto rings and both boys start to run when the door opens.
"Put your hands in the air!" Marvin yells from the doorway.
Naruto and Sasuke freeze when they see the pistol in the masked man's hands and they throw their hands in the air.
Marvin, who wears a confused look because he don't recognize these kids, notices the burning bag and realizes what's going on. He decides to teach these kids a good lesson. "Alright, you kids get up on the porch. NOW!"
Naruto and Sasuke walk nervously onto the porch, about to wet themselves. They look towards each other, scared to death, trying to think of how to escape.
"Ahh, we've done it now! We're really gonna die!" Sasuke and Naruto both had the same thought.
"Okay, now I want you boys to put out this fire."
Naruto and Sasuke look at each other and then they look around.
"Um, with what sir?" Naruto asks hesitantly.
Marvin laughs, "With your feet moron." He looks at both boys, "Now!"
Naruto and Sasuke both stomp on the bag until the fire goes out, they both look at their poo covered shoes and gag. They both just stand there, scared and wondering what's gonna happen now. They keep their eyes and heads down, too afraid to look anywhere else.
"Okay. Now, leave your shoes out here and go inside the house."
Naruto and Sasuke struggle to take off their nasty shoes and they scramble into the house, they see all the 'dead' bodies and their blood runs cold, their faces pale, they're too scared to even scream. Sasuke and Naruto stand close, gripping each others arms, too scared to even think about separating. All they do now is stare at the ground.
"You kids must be having an unlucky day. Who knew I'd catch some kids today too. Why are you leaving dog poo on this old man's porch. You know him?" Marvin asks the boys, mostly to explain the situation to his buddies.
"Ah, n-no sir. W-we don't know him personally. But, s-sir...w-what are you gonna d-do to us?" Naruto stutters, keeping his head down.
"Idiot! What kinda question is that?!" Sasuke screams internally. He elbows Naruto and gives him a look that screams 'Are you freaking insane'.
Naruto just glances at him and then looks back at the masked man.
"Wow, what a brave thing to ask that guy holding you here." Marvin walks up to Naruto, he notices Naruto tenses and grabs a hold to Sasuke tighter. "Awe, how cute. Look how scared, yet you ask such a brave and stupid question?" Marvin laughs loudly.
Sarutobi lays silently on the floor, barely containing his laughter at the strange situation.
Daniel and Sam
Daniel and Sam pull up to Sarutobi's and park.
"Okay, you ready for poker match with some great fellas?"
Sam nods and gets out of the car, Daniel follows and they both start up to the house.
Daniel glances at Sam, he knows exactly what's gonna go down in Sarutobi's house, Sarutobi never actually quit the scare tactics. He can't wait to see the look on his face. He told Sam the stories so when they went in he could tell him that this time is was not a joke, he wants him to think its a joke and have that brief relief before he tells him it ain't a joke so he can feel so much fear.
They walk up and ring the door bell.
Inside the House
"Stay right here kiddies. I'll go bring in some more playthings." Marvin starts towards the door, it was right down the hall. From where Naruto and Sasuke stood, they could see a small part of the door.
"Oi, Naruto." Sasuke whispers.
"What is it?"
"Let's make a run for the back door."
Naruto frantically looks around seeing if Marvin heard what Sasuke said and then he leaned into Sasuke's left side even more, "Are you crazy? If we get caught, he'll kill us." Naruto whispers violently.
"He's gonna kill us anyway, moron. I, at least, want a fighting chance. " Sasuke whispers back, to scared to even get annoyed at Naruto.
"We ain't got much time, dobe. Let's go."
Outside the House
Marvin opens the door, "Get down! Both of you!"
Sam jumps and looks at Daniel, "I thought you said he doesn't do this anymore!"
Daniel put on a look of pure terror and as him and Sam were getting to their knees, "He doesn't." And Sam about pisses.
Inside the House
Naruto and Sasuke take silent fast steps trying to find the back door without alerting the masked man. They look at the dead bodies and Naruto gags.
"Shh!" Sasuke shushes Naruto, "We gotta keep quiet, dobe."
"I knoooow." Naruto whines.
At the Door
"Alright you two, get in here and keep your mouth shut!" Marvin waves the gun for emphasis.
Daniel and Sam stand up and walk in.
Inside the House
"Ahh! Sasuke! There's the back door!" Naruto, so excited to find the door, screams.
"You idiot! What are you screaming for, moron." Sasuke whispers loudly.
"Oi! What're you kids doing!" Marvin screams.
"Run!" Sasuke yells.
Naruto and Sasuke both, still holding on to each other, run for the back door.
"You two get on the ground and don't move." Marvin yells to Daniel and Sam. They do what their told as Marvin chases after Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto and Sasuke make it to the door but unfortunately they are grabbed by Marvin before they can open it and make their escape, Naruto yelps and Sasuke turns and punches the guy square in the jaw. Marvin stumbles and Sasuke opens up the door but Marvin grabs Naruto and holds the gun to his head.
"Shut the door kid, unless you want your buddy here to die right now?"
Sasuke scowls and slams the door, he hopes that maybe if he makes enough noise, someone will call the police. Sasuke stands still, trying to come up with a plan to save his and Naruto's lives, if he has too, he will sacrifice himself so Naruto can run for help. Sasuke waits for the right moment to tackle the guy.
"Daniel, what do we do? We are cops, we gotta save these kids." Sam whispers to Daniel.
Daniel just stares at Marvin, not sure what exactly is going on or who these kids are, "Yeah, I know, but this situation is fragile. We can't be reckless."
Sarutobi is laying still but it sounds like things may have gotten out of hand with these kids showing up.
"You, move into the kitchen, slowly." Marvin instructs Sasuke.
Sasuke moves slowly, watching every move of the masked man, waiting for his chance to strike and remove Naruto from his grasp. Sasuke scowls at the man, hating him for putting that gun to Naruto's head. He will make him pay.
After Sasuke is standing in the kitchen close to one of the windows, Marvin releases Naruto and pushes him to Sasuke. Sasuke grabs Naruto so he doesn't fall and he glares at the man. Naruto straightens up and grabs Sasuke's arm again but he doesn't say anything, he just stares at the gun. Sasuke guesses having a gun held to his messed him up some.
Sarutobi realizes it's been long enough and he stands up, fake blood dripping from his head and neck.
Naruto's mouth drops, "What the hell is this?! SAW?!" Naruto screams, totally freaked out and confused to the max, he has no idea what to do.
Sasuke is freaking out as well, he doesn't have words for this situation.
Sarutobi walks over to Marvin and lays a hand on his shoulder to let him know the show is over. Marvin nods and takes off the mask.
Sasuke, confused and angry, scowls, "What. The. HELL. Is going on here!?"
Sarutobi rivals Sasuke's glare but Sasuke doesn't back down, "Did you not hear me old man?!"
"Well son, what happen is you decided to put dog shit on my porch and you got caught up in my prank. But you ain't got no right to be questioning anybody, son. What you two kids was doing is illegal and everyone in this room is a cop and I'm a retired police chief. So, what do you have to say for yourselves?" Sarutobi says, all with his right hand on his hip and fake blood all over his face.
Naruto and Sasuke couldn't say anything, they just stare at all the bloody looking people who stand up and stare at them.
"T-there c-cops?!" Sasuke about fainted.
Naruto just stares with his mouth open.
"Okay guys. Arrest them." Sarutobi says.
"What?!" Naruto says loudly, he looks at Sasuke who isn't that shocked. Sasuke knew, as soon as he heard, that they were getting arrested.
Sasuke scowls and glares.
Naruto is begging to not be arrested.
They were both handcuffed and but in the back of a squad car and Naruto is freaking out and Sasuke is just quiet and then they take what seems like the longest ride ever to the police station.
When they arrive at the police station, it's 11:45 and they pull Naruto and Sasuke out of the car and drag them inside like common criminals, Naruto is scared and Sasukes annoyed. They push them into a holding cell and and take the cuffs off of them.
"You boys just sit here for a while." Marvin leaves them to each other and their own minds.
"Sasuke, what are we gonna do? How long do you think we'll have to stay here? What about our families? Ahh, what the heck?!" Naruto starts to pace around the cell, pulling at his hair.
"Oi, dobe, calm down! We ain't gonna figure anything out ourselves, so just sit down." Sasuke yells from his seat, his cold hands in his jacket pockets. He pats the seat next too him for Naruto to sit down.
Naruto walks over and sits next to Sasuke and lays his head on Sasuke's left shoulder and sighs. "This is the worst."
Sasuke smiles and leans his head against Naruto's head, "At least I'm with you."
Naruto chuckles and grabs Sasuke's arm again, "Yeah, at least we can be together before we die or go to prison."
Sasuke laughs loudly at that and he places his right hand over Naruto's arm. They sit there side by side laughing and joking together, even in a bad situation.
2 hours later
"Hey kids, come on," Marvin opens the cell, "Your families are here to get you." Marvin stands there with the cell door open, waiting for them to get out.
Naruto stands up and gets on his knees to beg, "Please sir, let me stay here."
Sasuke laughs and Naruto begs, again, and Marvin just stands there, telling them to hurry up.
When they arrive at the front entrance, there they are; A furious Itachi, a disappointed Minato and a very pissed off Kushina, her hair moving like it has a mind of its own. When she sees Naruto, you can tell she wants to run over there to Naruto and do who knows what. And then in walks Kirie, looking just as pissed as Kushina.
Naruto and Sasuke look at each other and simultaneously say, "We are going to die."
I hope y'all enjoyed this chapter! Please tell me everything I am doing wrong and can fix. I hope to write many more stories and I hope to become a great writer so I would be very grateful for informative comments but I also love any kind of comments, I love hearing people say they like my story but I cherish all comments. Thank you for reading!