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There she is. Ritsu thought as Kaede walked into the classroom. She walked to the back left corner desk by the window, the same row as him. She never really spoke to anyone in class and it's not like her hair attracted attention it was dark enough to not be too much of a distraction. Her clothes might get some attention since she wore the top half of the male uniform with her own skirt. He couldn't figure out how he'd never seen her before. He swallowed and stood up. A few students around him froze and watched from out of the corner of their eyes as he walked up to Kaede's desk.
"Wonder what she did." One of them whispered.
"I've never seen them talk before."
"Wouldn't wanna be her right now." Ritsu stopped next to her desk. Kaede noticed him standing there out of the corner of her eye and looked up at him.
"Yeah?" She asked.
"I uh…." He swallowed. "Never mind!" He shouted before returning to his desk without even waiting for her reaction. Kaede blinked in confusion and looked over at him. She recognized him from the hallway but couldn't remember his name.
…
The school day was over and Kaede was packing up her bag when she saw Ritsu leaving the room. She quickly shoved everything into her bag before running out of the classroom.
"Hey!" She called. Ritsu either didn't hear her or didn't think anyone would be talking to him. "Hey Red!" She ran up behind him and grabbed his sleeve. People around them froze as Ritsu whirled around and knocked Kaede's hand off his sleeve in the process. "Whoa." She said blinking. "You okay?" Ritsu looked surprised to see her there and quickly turned his head away to hide a small blush. He hadn't meant to be so rough; it was just his natural reaction to someone grabbing him.
"What do ya want?" he snapped.
No, stupid! Apologize! He shouted at himself mentally.
"Oh uh well, I wanted to apologize again for bumping into you the other day then just running off." Ritsu looked at her and blinked. "I was in a big hurry. And not to be rude, but today was the first day I noticed that you were in my class, too. I guess since you sit all the way over in the other corner I never see you." She smiled with her eyes closed and scratched the back of her head with a small chuckle. Ritsu swallowed. "Sorry about that." She opened her eyes. "But what's your name? I'm Kaede Tsukino." Ritsu blinked again. Was he really awake right now? Someone was talking to him and they didn't look scared. A girl was talking to him and didn't look scared.
"Uh… Ritsu Kasanoda." He said. Kaede smiled.
"Well, I'll see you tomorrow Kasanoda-kun." She said before walking away. Ritsu blinked a few times more before swallowing as a blush came to his cheeks. No one had ever used 'kun' with his name before.
"I'm here and I'm not late." Kaede said walking into the host room. There were no guests just yet.
"Tsuki-chan your band was awesome!" Honey shouted as he jumped onto her back. She looked back at him with slightly wide eyes.
"You guys were there?" She asked as Honey hopped off her back.
"I don't know how you didn't see Mori-Senpai." Haruhi said walking by with a tea tray. Kaede's face was red.
"You all went?" She asked.
"Of course." The twins said snaking their arms over her shoulders.
"The boss was a bit traumatized after that last song though." Kaoru said. Kaede looked confused.
"Why?"
"Because you swore." Hikaru said. Kaede looked up and thought back.
"Because I said 'bitch'?"
"AHHHH!" Tamaki shouted. "A lady should never use such vulgar language!" He cried. Kaede blinked.
"Who said I was a lady? I can swear if I want to." Kaede said as she crossed her arms. The twins started laughing.
"Momma!" Tamaki cried. "Kaede's being disobedient!"
"I'm not your kid!"
"Oh Tamaki." A guest said. "My dearest Tamaki, why are you so beautiful?" She asked.
"I'm hoping to catch your eye even if for just one second." He replied.
"Then why is your voice so very sweet and mellow?"
"To set your nerves at ease, so that my true feelings might reach your heart."
"Why are your eyes filled with tears every time you look at me?"
"Because the side of your beautiful smile causes the fountain inside of me to start overflowing."
"Oh, Tamaki."
…
"I think it's adorable that you're wearing matching kimonos." A girl said to the twins.
"Our mother designed everything the hosts are wearing today." Hikaru said. "If you see something you like, we can take an order for you."
"Our grandmother even helped us put them on." Kaoru said.
"But you know the only one who will be undressing you is me, Kaoru." Hikaru said.
"Hikaru, you're embarrassing me, in front of everybody."
"Oh! What a tender embrace!" A guests cooed.
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"Haruhi!" A girl said. "You look so cute in your kimono."
"Almost like a girl." Another said.
"Thanks." Haruhi said.
"Haruhi, you've booked another appointment." Kyoya said. "It seems you've had a pretty steady flow of new customers lately. Keep up the good work. I'm not going to charge you interest on your debt like I normally would. So keep this up, and you should be able to pay it off, although the rental fee on that kimono you're wearing is nothing to sneeze at."
"Geez you're charging interest?" Kaede asked. Kyoya flashed a smirk.
"Tsukino-san, you look so pretty in that kimono." A girl said.
"Yeah, you should dress up with the hosts more often." Another said. Kaede smiled.
"Thanks, ladies." She said looking down at the blue kimono she was wearing.
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"Hello Kyoya, I can't get over how great you look in that kimono." A girl said. "Are you planning to release any more picture books of the host club?"
"Unfortunately, we don't have anything planned at present, ladies."
"But doesn't the club make a lot of money?" Hikaru asked.
"From the sale of promotional items?" Kaoru asked.
"That's true." Kyoya said. "But the items are poor quality." He said holding out the photos. "Those picture books were full of nothing but amateur hidden camera shots. However, if we want to create some higher-quality, money-making products, I'm afraid we'd have to draw money from the school's budget.
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"Haru-chan, Haru-chan, I don't know how, but I lost one of my sandals." Honey said with tears in his eyes.
"But you were just wearing them, weren't you?" Haruhi asked.
"Mitsukuni." Mori said putting on the other shoe.
"Takashi." Honey said.
"I noticed that you dropped it." Mori said.
"Takashi!" Honey said happily as they hugged.
"How sweet." A girl said.
"Isn't it, though." Another said.
"Looks like tears are popular with the ladies today." Haruhi said. "But how are they all able to cry so easily?" Something fell out of one of the twin's pockets. Haruhi picked up a bottle of eyedrops."What's this?"
"For your information, it's common for a host to use eye drops." Hikaru said.
"No woman alive can resist a man on the brink of tears." Kaoru said.
"That's cheating." Haruhi said.
"Oh, don't be such a party-pooper." Hikaru said.
"Here, Haruhi." Kaoru said. "This is for you." He said putting a sweet in her hands.
"It's for me?" Haruhi asked.
"Aren't you the cutest?" The two said.
"I didn't know you liked sweets, Haruhi." A girl said.
"Well, to be honest with you, I don't really." Haruhi said. "But, you know, I think it would be a nice memorial offering for my mother."
"How admirable of you!" Tamaki said. "Such devotion to your mother's memory. Please, Haruhi, take as many of these as you like." He said putting more in her hands.
"Let me guess." Haruhi said. "The tears are fake."
"How could you?" He asked. "My tears are always genuine, Haruhi. Being able to cry without the use of eye drops is the mark of a true host. Tell me. Do I impress you? Have you fallen for me yet?"
"You wish." She said.
"My romantic overtures do not seem to be reaching you for some reason." Tamaki said. "Perhaps I should add a little more panache to my character." Haruhi noticed a girl in the doorway.
"Looks like the host club has a brand-new guest." The twins said before going to the door with roses.
"Come on in." Kaoru said. "What are you waiting for?"
"Watching from afar is no fun." Hikaru said.
"Please, Miss." The two said.
"Stop that." Tamaki said. "How many times do I have to tell you boys to be more courteous to our first-time guests?" He scolded before turning to the girl. "Please, you don't have to be afraid, my princess. I welcome you to the Ouran host club." She opened her mouth. "Yes?" She pushed him away.
"No!" She shouted. "Don't touch me, you phony!"
"What do you mean I'm phony?" He asked.
"Just what I said." She said. "You're phony. I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character of this host club!" Tamaki backed away. "You shouldn't go spreading your love around so easily like that, you stupid!" Tamaki started to flinch at the girl's words and Kaede started snickering behind her hand. "You must be a dim-witted narcissist! You're incompetent! You're a commoner! You're disgusting!"
"Ouch." Kaede said. "Why is commoner such an insult." She said crossing her arms.
"He's created a new technique." Hikaru said as Tamaki fell back slowly.
"One-man slow-motion." Kaoru said.
"I don't suppose you are..." Kyoya started.
"It's you, Kyoya." The girl said stepping on Tamaki to get to him. "Oh, how I longed to meet you. My one and only prince charming."
"Say what now?" Kaede blinked.
"Your fiancee?" Hikaru asked as the girl sat across from the club.
"Kyoya Senpai?" Kaoru said.
"Of course." The girl said. "My name is Renge Hoshakuji, and I'm transferring into Ouran academy's 1st-year class A tomorrow."
"Why is he sulking?" Hikaru asked seeing Tamaki in his corner.
"Because mommy was keeping a secret from daddy." Kaoru said.
"Whatever." Kyoya said. "Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?" He asked.
"Aren't you?" Kaede asked. He flashed a glare at her.
"Oh this is a story of love at first sight." Renge said. "I couldn't resist the way you were adoring those flowers in the backyard when you thought no one else was looking. And how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor little injured kitten."
"She serious?" The twins asked.
"Could you have the wrong person?" Haruhi asked.
"No way! I could recognize my love anywhere. He's a gentleman who's kind to everyone and doesn't ask for anything in return. He likes solitude, but in fact sometimes he gets lonely." The host club freaked out. "He looks like the star of the popular dating sim, Uki-doki Memorial. You're my real-life Ichijo Miyabi."
"Uki-" Haruhi started.
"doki-" Honey finished.
"Otaku!" Tamaki shouted.
"Otaku?!" Hikaru asked.
"I've never seen one!" Kaoru shouted.
"I get it now." Kyoya said. "You're in love with that character. You're projecting the love onto me, and you somehow deluded yourself into thinking that we're engaged. I assume this Miyabi character probably wears glasses as well."
"So, she made it up." Tamaki said. "You're not really her fiancé, right?" He asked.
"Well no, I don't remember ever asking for her hand in marriage." He said. "Besides this is the first time I've ever met the woman."
"According to my research, I understand that you are in charge managing the club." Renge said. "Is that true, Kyoya?"
"That's right." Honey said. "Kyo-chan is our director."
"You're the club's director?" Renge asked. "That's perfect. Oh wow, I've always wanted to wear a sandwich board to advertise a business."
"We don't advertise." The twins said. "We're just a host club."
"I've made up my mind." Renge said. "From now on, I'm gonna be the manager of this host club."
"Um, listen, Kyoya." Tamaki said.
"Miss Hoshokuji is the only daughter of a very important Otori family client." Kyoya said. "So, please be polite and try not to offend her, all right?"
"Well, boys, I can't wait to work with you." Renge said. Kaede cleared her throat loudly. "Oh sorry, boys and girl." She smiled at Kaede for a brief second.
The next morning when Ritsu walked into the classroom he saw Kaede already at her seat. He walked over to his and glanced over at her. Kaede, feeling eyes on her, looked over and smiled at him. Ritsu's face went pink when she waved. He quickly looked forward.
Ritsu kept stealing glances over at Kaede all through class. He couldn't understand why she wasn't afraid of him. She willingly walked up to him and apologized for running into him. She hadn't run away because she was scared, she was just late. He felt a bit better knowing he hadn't scared her off that day. Ritsu looked over at her and saw her look up from her notes and smile at him. He quickly looked down at his notebook.
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"I thought about it a lot last night and maybe having a lady manager isn't such a bad idea." Tamaki said the next day.
"Why do you say that?" The twins asked.
"Well, it's fairly obvious, isn't it? Renge just transferred into the same class as Haruhi. So if Haruhi has a girlfriend around, it could bring out the female within her. Renge's girlish air of tenderness might be able to stimulate Haruhi's own sense of femininity." Tamaki said.
"Good grief." Haruhi said. Kaede cleared her throat. Tamaki froze and slowly turned to face the girl who was glaring at him and radiating an angry aura. The twins and Honey jumped behind a couch.
"You've angered her!" The twins shouted in fear.
"What the hell? Am I not a girl?" She asked clenching her fists.
"I-I never said you weren't a girl." Tamaki said. "It's just that Renge- I mean you- She actually wears the female uniform and-"
"I'm still wearing a skirt, it's not like I have the whole male uniform on!" She shouted. Tamaki flinched. Mori put a hand on Kaede's shoulder. She looked up at him then blinked in realization.
…
Kaede was in the corner sulking as Tamaki addressed the rest of the host club.
"Now is our chance to help Haruhi get in touch with her feminine side." Tamaki said. "This is an important project, men. She doesn't have any friends in class right now except for these two shady twins. That's not good for her."
"Like you have room to talk." The twins said.
"Hey, everyone." Renge said. Kaede looked over, momentarily pausing her sulking. "You'd be happy to know that your new manager, Renge has baked all of you some cookies."
"Oh, isn't she lady-like?" Tamaki said. "I'm so moved by your generosity."
"I didn't bake these cookies for you, you phony prince." Renge said sending Tamaki into another corner since Kaede was in his. "I'm sorry, I burnt them a little bit. I did the best I could. And I already know what you're going to say." She said before daydreaming. "Oh, you're always so sweet to me, Kyoya."
"She wasn't kidding, these cookies really are burnt." Honey said nibbling on one.
"Don't eat that, Mitsukuni." Mori said. "It's bad for you." Renge looked really angry.
"Waah, she's scaring me!" Honey cried as Mori held him and ran away from Renge who chased them.
"They're not that bad at all." Haruhi said. "They've got a good flavor to them."
"May I try?" Hikaru said before taking a bite from the cookie that was in her mouth.
"Uh oh, Haruhi, you've got crumbs on your face." Kaoru said licking the crumbs off her cheek.
"Did you see what they just did? He took a bite—" Tamaki started freaking out.
"And suddenly, the trio of classmates are closer than they've ever been before." Kyoya said.
"You know, you could've just told me and I would've wiped it off." Haruhi said. "And if you wanted to try one, they're plenty here." She said holding up the small box.
"That's not the way you're supposed to react, Haruhi!" Tamaki said holding her face. "You have to stay strong and reject them, then casually brush them to the side. Do you understand?"
"This is sexual harassment, Senpai."
"Sexual harassment? If that counts as sexual harassment, then they're twice as guilty! Someone, call the police."
"Cut it out, boss." The twins said. "We're sorry."
"Renge-chan, Renge-chan, want some?" Honey asked holding up a bunny mug. "It's milk."
"Lukewarm." She said.
"Huh?" Honey asked.
"Every single one of you, except for Kyoya, all of your characters are lukewarm. Each of you needs to have some sort of dark side. You understand? Girls are vulnerable to handsome young men who are troubled. If you keep carrying on like this, it's only a matter of time before the girls get tired of you and stop coming all together. Are you trying to ruin my precious Kyoya's business? As your manager, it's my duty to change your character backgrounds. Let's start with you!" She pointed to Honey who looked scared. "If all you are is cute, inside and out, then you're no different to a baby. Therefore, from now on, you are the baby-faced thug. And Mori Senpai, you're his childhood-friend, the flunky. The twins will be basketball players enslaved in their own world. Haruhi, you're an honor student who's constantly being bullied. And as for you, Tamaki, you're the school idol who's admired for your good looks but you actually have an inferiority complex you're hiding from the world. The lonely prince." Tamaki looked shocked. "And Kyoya, you're perfect just the way you are now. So I want you to stay as kind and affectionate as ever, 'kay?"
"Thank you, I'm honored." Kyoya said. Suddenly the main door slammed. Everyone looked over in surprise. Haruhi looked to the corner and saw Kaede was gone.
"Stupid host club." Kaede muttered as she walked briskly down the hall, her hands clenched by her sides. "Stupid Tamaki. Stupid perfectly feminine Renge."
Kaede let out a yawn as that last bell rang the next day. She put her bag on her desk and looked inside it before pulling out a small box. Ritsu looked over at her as other students started to leave and saw her looking sadly at the box. He noticed the dark circles under her eyes and remembered how she'd been yawning the entire class. Kaede shoved the box back in her bag, got up and quickly left the room.
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"Hello ladies, come on in." Tamaki said welcoming guests.
"I bought the video of that film you made." A girl said.
"I bought it too."
"And so did I."
"You did?" Tamaki asked.
"That scene in the rain was just phenomenal."
"I love the lonely prince."
"And the loving relationship between Hikaru and Kaoru was so sweet."
"I want to see Honey acting like a thug again. He was so cute."
"I couldn't get enough of Haruhi's poignant expressions."
"Kyoya?" Tamaki asked.
"I may have broken the camera's lens, but the footage that we had already shot wasn't damaged. Naturally, I did cut out that one violent scene. Sales have been pretty good so far. That Hollywood film crew did a fantastic job. But then I guess that's to be expected."
"So, is this what you meant by interesting?" The twins said.
"It's best to have as much money as we can in the club's budget." Kyoya said.
"I'm a little said Tsukino-san wasn't in the movie though." A girl said.
"Yeah." Another said nodding. "Why wasn't she in it?"
"Well," Tamaki said with a frown. "I guess she didn't want to be filmed."
"To be honest we couldn't even find her to ask her." The twins said shrugging.
"Where is Tsuki-chan anyways?" Honey asked looking around the club.
…
"Good day, everyone." Renge said as she entered.
"Renge?" Tamaki asked. "But I thought you had gone back to France already."
"I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner. It was so chivalrous of you to risk your life to protect me. I could feel the love when you lectured me about judging people." She took Haruhi's hands. "When you said it was fun to get to know people little by little, you were talking about me."
"Yeah..." Haruhi said.
"Come on, Haruhi. Let's go to my house and play some games together. I think it's time you got to know me better."
"What?"
"Hey, Kyoya Senpai." Hikaru said.
"You okay with that?" Kaoru asked.
"Why wouldn't I be?" Kyoya asked. "Everything Renge said is true."
"No, it isn't." Tamaki said.
"But I thought you were the one who wanted her to have a female friend in the first place."
"Well, yeah, a female companion. Not a girlfriend!"
"Come on, Haruhi. Let's go play some games together."
"No, wait! Don't take Haruhi from me!" Tamaki shouted. Renge opened the door and immediately bumped into Kaede causing both girls to fall over.
"You two okay?" Haruhi asked as she helped up Renge then Kaede.
"Yeah." Kaede said before she let out a small quiet yawn.
"Thank you Haruhi." Renge said with a smile and a small blush. "Oh? What's this?" Renge asked picking up the box that had fallen out of Kaede's bag. Kaede's eyes widened.
"N-nothing! Give that back!" Kaede shouted reaching for it but Renge had already opened it.
"These are adorable!" Renge gushed. The twins were suddenly there looking into the box.
"Did you make these, Kaede?" Hikaru asked holding up a cupcake with blue frosting in the shape of a rose.
"They match our rose colours." Kaoru said holding up one with orange frosting. Honey bounced over and got the pink one for himself and Mori's dark blue one.
"Who's the yellow one for?" Renge asked. Kaede looked away.
"You." She muttered.
"Awe! You made one for me too!" Renge handed the box to Haruhi before hugging Kaede.
The only reason I made one for her is because there was an empty space in the box. Kaede thought.
"They're so good, Tsuki-chan." Honey said after taking a bite. Mori, who'd also taken a bite, nodded. Kaede's face was bright pink and she had her head down using her hair to hide her face.
"What made you decide to bake for us?" Kaoru asked.
"Is this because Tamaki was saying you're not feminine enough?" Hikaru asked bluntly. Tamaki flinched and chuckled nervously.
"At least they're better than Renge's cookies." Kaoru muttered to Hikaru. Kaede pushed past them to get to the back room to get her guitar. Tamaki rubbed the back of his neck and got up from the couch.
"Excuse me ladies." He said before going after Kaede.
…
"Kaede?" He asked closing the back door behind him. When he didn't get an answer he frowned and walked to the back. "Kaede? Where did you go?" He walked up behind a couch and blinked before looking down at a sleeping Kaede. Her guitar case was on the floor in front of her. Tamaki walked around and crouched in front of her. He reached out and brushed some hair out of her face with a small smile.
"Guess she stayed up all night baking." Kaoru said.
"For eight cupcakes?" Hikaru asked. Tamaki freaked out, jumping back away from Kaede with a blush on his face. The whole host club, minus Renge, was standing behind the couch. Mori brought over a blanket before draping it over Kaede.
"She never was the best baker." Haruhi said. "It must have taken her all night to make them edible. Then with the cleanup she probably didn't get any sleep at all last night."
"Why would she do that?" Honey asked.
"It was probably cause the boss made her feel bad." Kaoru said. Tamaki frowned.
"I didn't mean to." He said. "I came back here to apologize to her."
"And instead you watched her sleep." The twins said.
"No! It wasn't like that!"
"Pervert. Pervert." The twins sang.
"No! I wasn't-"
"You guys." Haruhi said. The three looked over at her. "You're gunna wake her." She put her finger to her lips. The three did the same with nods.
"Don't you all have guests to attend to?" Kyoya asked. Everyone nodded before heading to the door. Kyoya looked down at Kaede before following them.
The next day when Kaede walking into the club room she immediately had Renge in her face. Kaede leaned back.
"Hi?"
"Kaede, I'm sorry for not including you the other day for the hosts club's movie." She said with tears in her eyes.
"Uh, it's fine." Kaede said walking past her to go get her guitar.
"No. It was only because you're not a host and you're a girl and I couldn't cast you as an extra because you ran out."
"I know that." Kaede said. The hosts turned to watch as Renge followed after Kaede.
"I just don't want there to be any hard feelings between us since you're not the only girl in the club anymore." Kaede closed her eyes for a moment.
"I'm not in the club, I just play music here." Kaede said before opening her eyes.
"That's not true, Tsuki-chan!" Honey shouted. "You're part of the club!"
"Yeah, of course you are." The twins said.
"We'll even give you your own rose colour." Hikaru said.
"And type." Kaoru said.
"I'm pretty sure I don't get a type unless I'm a host which I'm not." Kaede said.
"I believe the term would be hostess." Kyoya said.
"NO!" Tamaki shouted, freaking out. "I will not allow my second daughter to become a hostess!" He cried. "You're fine just playing music aren't you Kaede?" Tamaki asked holding her shoulders. "Daddy forbids you from being a hostess!"
"Not feminine enough, right?" She muttered. Tamaki blinked in surprise.
"What? N-No, that's not what I-"
"Yeah whatever." She said, cutting him off, with a straight face before moving past him and into the back room.
"You never got to apologize, remember?" The twins said. Tamaki nodded and ran to the back room.
"Hope she doesn't hit him too hard." Kaoru said.
"He's bound to mess it up somehow." Hikaru said. Kaoru nodded.
…
"Kaede!" Tamaki shouted.
"What?" She snapped without looking back at him as she opened her guitar case while sitting on the couch.
"I-I uh…" He walked up to her and stood in front of her. "I wanted to apologize. I never meant to say you weren't feminine." She looked up at him and he jumped from the intenseness of her glare. "Cause you are!" He shouted. "I-I just meant that H-Haruhi needed someone who was really girly to bring out her feminine side."
"So I'm not girly enough?"
"No-No! I mean, you…"
"I get it." Kaede said with a sigh closing her eyes. Tamaki blinked. "I was never into dolls and tea parties and all that other crap." She turned her head away as she opened her eyes. "I have piercings, I'm in a band, and I grew up playing with other boys… Haruhi's my only girl friend…" Tamaki frowned. "The only reason I wear this skirt is cause otherwise I'd have to wear the guy pants and then I'd be the one cross-dressing. So… you don't have to apologize." Tamaki knelt in front of her and turned her head back to him.
"Just because you're not girly doesn't mean you're not feminine. I just meant that because you and Haruhi grew up together you wouldn't have an effect on her."
"Gee thanks Senpai…"
"I- you know that's not what I meant." He said with a small frown.
"…yeah, I know. I'm sorry."
"You have nothing to be sorry for." Tamaki said with a smile, holding out his hand to her as he stood. She took it and he pulled her up. "You're a beautiful, lovely lady." Kaede turned away as her face went red.
"T-That's going a bit too far." Kaede said picking up her guitar. She started to walk towards the door but turned back. "But thanks, Tamaki Senpai." She said with a smile. Tamaki blinked as his face went red.
Ah I love long chapters, don't you? Sorry this took FOREVER. I know it shouldn't take this long since I'm rewriting but I've just been busy with other stories.