The weekends was always a hit or miss for them. Sometimes they would go out and other times they would stay home and just watch tv or do something to pass the time. This time seemed to be spent on the couch watching tv. It was raining to begin with so any plans to go anywhere wasn't gonna happen, so instead they just order take out and just watch a movie. It was currently 9 pm and nether wasn't tired but they was bored. Luffy was finding something to watch while Nami was reading a book she borrowed from a friend. Yep, it was one of those boring weekends.
As Luffy was flicking the channels he happen to land on a porn movie that was currently on the sex scene part of it. Nami upon hearing a moan from a woman looked up from her book and looked at the screen at a guy and a woman having sex, she then turned to her boyfriend and raised a brow. "Your that bored Luff ?" Luffy turn to her and raised a brow. "Well yeah i'm bored, aren't you ?" He asked as if her question was rather stupid to ask. Nami toss the book at his head causing the boy to yell in pain at the hard covered book hitting him dead on the forehead. "I meant your watching porn to not be bored ?"
Luffy rubbed his head and looked at the screen and the scene that was happening. "I passed by it, i wasn't gonna watch it. Besides i never watched porn before so why would i want to now ?"
Nami raised a brow at this. He never watched porn ? But wasn't he a guy, didn't all guys watch porn at least once ? She shook her head face palming herself. "Of course you wouldn't Idiot" She thought to herself. She honestly wasn't that surprise. He has always been weird and a different male to figure out. She then scooted over and snatched the remote. "How bout we watch some. Who knows, maybe you'll pick up some pointers." She teased which of course got a rise outta Luffy. "Hey! I don't need any pointers, i'm a pro in bed!" Nami only laughed at the riled boy before gentle punching his arms. "Oh hush you know i'm only joking, heck even i am surprised at your skills." She wrap and arm under his while he sat with a pout on his face and crossed arms. "Now lets watch some porn!"
12 minutes and Luffy was already rather confused. Before they got into watching it Nami made him understand thats whatever he sees is no different from a movie so to not take it to serious. However the nagging part of his brain couldn't help but question. "So shes paying for the pizza she order with sex and not money ? But why ?" Nami knew better then to assume Luffy would not question it. She simple shrugged her shoulders and just watched. "Guess she finds the guy hot enough to do it with i suppose." She reason but honestly she wasn't very sure ether. "But couldn't he still charge for the pizza even after this ? " Luffy countered which she had to admit he did had a good point. Sex was sex, has nothing to do with getting paid to do your job and she highly doubt a boss would give you a pat on the back cause you got sex over money. "Yeah, guess your right. But its not like this happens you know, don't hear too many pizza places going out of business over something like this happening around the world." They kept watching, Luffy still questioning the story on what brought the sex act at all and Nami who was just notching how the lady in question was faking the moans.
The next one they saw was of a repair man doing a woman's sink and a few lines there, they started screwing on the couch. "Does that really work ?" Luffy asked, half not paying attention to the screen. "Smooth talking ? Eh it depends on how you go about it, some guys fail at it then most." She would know, theres been far too many guys doing something like this before, smooth talking to get into her pants before. Of course she would always turn down their advances and sometimes just ignore them all together. "Funny how you didn't exactly smooth talk your way into getting with me thou. Guess it was your charm" Thats one thing she could say bout Luffy with his way with women. His charm is on point nearly all the time. So its oddly hard to stay mad at the guy most times when he does something. Luffy chickled a bit while still looking at the screen. "Well i did good then Shishishi". Unbeknownst to Luffy, Nami been checking down to his crotch area for sometime now as they been watching these sex scenes and oddly he wasn't at all turned on. She was aware that porn doesn't effect most people but as a guy she would assume it would stir him on even a little to see a woman naked but so far he been limp throughout. Not to say Nami was exactly getting wet from this thou herself. If anything it make her feel rather greatful she has someone who can help her with those needs rather looking for the right kinda porn to watch.
The next one was rather weird for them to watch. There was an Airplane stuartist and some guy who happen to be having sex in the airplane bathroom. It wasn't exactly bad, wasn't anything too wrong with it but something did strike them as odd and both had one thought running through their mind. "Why does this feel like something we did before ?" They looked at each other and gave a nervous smile before looking back at the screen. For some odd reason they was getting the case of deja vu and they didn't have a clue why.
The last one was rather normal. Two people who happen to be in love and wanted to make love. It wans't something Luffy had to question, mainly cause he can relate to the people on screen. Nami place her cheek on Luffy's shoulder and did felt a little awe when the guy confess his love to her. It reminded her when Luffy did the same thing during her break at work. He ran 4 miles from home to her work place and told her out right he loved her, kissed her and then left saying he had to get to work before his grandfarther hurt him. Meanwhile she sat there red in the face and unable to think for the rest of the time she was at work. Needless to say when she did got a hold of him she knocked him on the head before return his feelings and kissing him back in return. Weird confession on his part but then again he was always weird, she liked weird, love it honestly.
"Man, that was boring after all." Luffy stretched his back some on the couch, leaning against it."Yeah i hear ya, and this was just softcore" Luffy turn to his girlfriend raisng a brow. "Softcore ?"
"Yeah, theres different kinds of porn all over the internet, on cable however on some channles they do show porn but its softcore, meaning they won't show as much of the guys and womens private parts." Thinking back Luffy did notice he wasn't exactly seeing the guys thing or the womens for that matter. He haven't really took time to notice it. "On the web theres all sorts of different kinds of porn, much more then what you see on tv." Nami explain as if giving a history lesson on porn. "Maybe you wanna watch some later ?" Luffy shook his head. "Nahh, besides i bet we can make better porn stuff then these guys anyway" He explain with a toothy grin. Nami sighed but smiled some at his weird idea. Luffy then lean over and gave a weird sexy smirk. "Cmon Nami, i'll give you a nice long sausage for free, its pretty tasty" He winked at her only to get a pillow shoved in his face and pressed down on while a red face Nami was trying to suffocate him. "SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!"