Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat an leave Total Drama Island, for good.
Chris: Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food!
Worm: Hey now.
Chris: And each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... Total Drama Island.
~Intro plays~
(Chris is then shown at the Dock of Shame)
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why. Zoey, what's up?
Zoey: It's so nice to meet you. Wow, you're much shorter in real life.
Chris: Uh, thanks. Brick.
Brick: Sir are we at the right location
Chris: Yo, dawg, this is it. Camp Wawanakwa.
Brick: Humph. Looked a lot different on the application form.
Chris: Hey, Sky.
Sky: You mean we're staying here?
Chris: No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. That-a-way.
Sky: Okay then.
Topher: Chris Mclean! 'Sup man! It's an honor to meet you, man!
Chris: Beardo. Welcome to the island, man.
Topher: Thanks, man.
Chris: Everybody, this is Dakota.
Dakota: Hiiiiiii! Im here to get the prize and fame.
Chris: Uh, yeah. Sugar.
Zoey: Hi! Looks like we're your new friends, for the rest of the next 8 weeks!
Sugar: Pfft nobody but me is winning this here pageant.
Chris: Scott. Dude.
Scott: Not bad.
Dakota: Youre kidding right?
Scott: I come from a farm your highness.
Chris: Ladies and gentleman! Lightning!
Lightning front flips
Lightning: Sha-bam!
Chris: Wicked flip,man!
Chris: Welcome to camp, Rodney.
Sky: What's he looking at?
Rodney: So, you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?
Chris: You got it.
Rodney: Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills.
Chris *Shudders*
Chris: Contestant number ten is Sam.
Sam: Hey, good to meet you man. Saw you on that figure skating show. Nice work, man.
Chris: Hey, thanks man. I knew I rocked that show
Sky: I saw that! One of the guys dropped his partner on her head. So they got an immunity that week.
Rodney: Luccckyy. I hope I get dropped on my head.
Sam: So, this is it.. All righty, then.(Starts playing his 3DS)
Jasmine: Gday mates.
Chris: All right, our australian, Jasmine, is here.
Jasmine: I thought we were going to be on a beach.
Chris: We are!
Cut to a poor bird caught in trash ;c)
Jasmine: *sighs* Great.
Chris: All right! That makes 11.
Jasmine: Hey guys
Zoey: Hey Im Zoey.
Jasmine: What's up.
Sky: Hi! I'm Sky.
Jasmine: Hey.
Scott: Okay, we've all met the Eiffel Tower. Can we get on with the show, please?
Jasmine(Grabs his shirt): Why you little-
Chris: Our next camper is Dave.
Dave: You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?
Chris: I'm sure someone did.
Dave: Good. Is this where we're staying?
Scott: No, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party.
Dave: I get it funny.
Sky: Sorry if things are awkward Jasmine and Scott had a fight.
Dave: Oh Thanks for the tip.
Chris: Anne Maria
Anne Maria: Hey doll this isnt a resort eh itll do.
Rodney gasps
Rodney: I've never seen a girl like you in real life before.
Anne Maria: Excuse me?
Rodney: You're real big.. And loud.
Anne Maria: What did you say to me? Oh, no you didn't! You getting a beat down! (Brick and Sky hold her back) *grunts* Oh yeah, you want some of this? Well, come on then!
Chris: All right, campers! Settle down. *ship shows up* Ladies, Amy, Samey. Welcome to your new home for eight weeks.
Sammy: Um its Sammy
Chris: But Amy says everyone calls you Samey.
Sammy: Well yes, but my real name is Sammy.
Chris: We already have a Sam so you're officially Samey.
Sammy: Sigh.
Amy: Stop making me look weak Samey, and start carrying my bags.
The cast glares at her.
Cameron: Fresh air, a lake, birds!
Chris: Cameron! What's up, man?
Cameron: The sky.
Scott laughs
Chris: Okay, look dude. I know you don't get out much, been in a bubble your whole life, raised by an overprotective mom, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early. Okay.
Cameron: Yes sir.
Dakota: That's just...Wow.
Chris: Mike! The Mikester.
Mike: Just Mike is fine.
Zoey: I get how you feel, I'm also nervous.
Mike: Uh, thanks.
Chris: Jo. Nice. Glad you can make it.
Jo: Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis.
Scott: Right back at you.
Max: Mwahahaha, tremble in fear contestants at my evil.
Chris:(Annoyed) Max. Welcome.
Sky: Want some gum?
Max: Your offer of simple confectionary will not save you from the evil that is me, but yes thank you. Cinnamon there is no need for you to be that spicy.
Chris: Cool, and here comes Dawn. Where is she?
Dawn: Right here. Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all.
Cameron: How's it going? I'm Cameron!
Dawn: Nice to meet you Cameron.
Chris: How long were you there?
Dawn: I used a shortcut.
Chris: Okay, Dawn everybody.
Chris: Oh it looks like Ella has arrived!
Ella: Greetings friends I am Ella. I do hope to have a good time.
Chris: Shawn.
Shawn: You gathered on the dock smart, zombies can't swim.
Chris: Um alright.
Chris: First things first. We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock! *they walk there* Okay! One, two, three. *Snap* Oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap. *click* Okay, hold that pose. One, tw-. Oh wait, cards full. Hang on.
Dakota*rolls eyes: Come on. My face is starting to freeze.
Chris: Got it, okay. Everyone say Wawanakwa!
Campers: WAWANAKWA! *snap* AHHH!
Chris: Okay guys. Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10.
Cut to the campfire
Chris: This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win 100,000!
Brick: Excuse me? What will the sleeping arrangements be sir?
Amy: They're not co-ed, are they?
Chris: Noooo. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other.
Dakota: Excuse me, Chris. Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?
Sugar: What I'm the prettiest.
Chris: That's not really how it works here.
Dave: This cannot be happening.
Sam: Awww come on guys! It'll be fun, it's like a big sleepover!
Sammy: At least you don't have to sleep next to her.
Amy is glaring at Sammy.
Chris: Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. Sky, Dave, Amy, Rodney, Jasmine, Sugar, Samey, Shawn, Ella, Topher, and Max. From this moment on, you are officially known as, *music* the Screaming Gophers!
Sugar: Yeah! I'm a gopher! Yee haw!
Sammy: Gulp.
Chris: The rest of you over here. Mike, Zoey, Brick, Lightning, Dawn, Dakota, Sam, Cameron, Scott, Jo, and Anne Maria. Move, move, move!
Chris: You guys will officially be known as the Killer Bass!
Sam: Awesome! It's like... Amazing.
Chris: All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition.
(Confessionals: Chris, Dave, Zoey, Sammy and Cameron)
Chris : You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest.
Static*
Dave: Um, okay... So far, this sucks.
static*
Zoey:Wow, I can't believe I'm here, everybody seems so nice I hope they all like me I could use a few friends, or friends period. Am I trying too hard? You like me right?
static*
Sammy: I auditioned for Total Drama to get away from Amy, now I'm stuck with her.
static*
Cameron: I'm what's known as a bubble boy, growing up my mom was really overprotective so I've never gone swimming before, up until a few hours ago, I never done anything before. But that doesn't mean I'm a force to be reckoned with.( A butterfly shows up and he screams)
static*
(Connfessionals Off)
Chris: All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west.
Anne Maria: Bunk Beds? Isn't that a little summer camp?
Jo: That's the idea, genius
Anne Maria: Shut up pasty.
Dakota: Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron.
Chris: There are some in the communal bathrooms. Just across the way.
Dakota: Communal bathrooms? But...I'm not Catholic...
Chris: Not Communion, Communal.
Jo: It means we shower together, idiot.
Dakota [whining: Aww, d-- no! C'mon!
Scott: I'm glad I don't have to deal with that.
Topher: Excuse me, Chris? Is there, uh, a chaperone of any kind in this facility here?
Chris: You're all 16 years old, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So other than myself. You'll be unsupervised. You've got half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge, starting now.
Topher: Nice!
Dakota screams
Jasmine: Man that white girl can scream.
Dakota: What is it? Kill it, kill it!
A cockroach is on the floor Amy gasps then screams like a girl before jumping into a bed.
Amy shudders
The campers scream and attempt to squish it
Scott raises an axe
Dawn: Stop (Picks up the cockroach, and holds it)
Dave:(Grossed out)Well, that's one way to deal with a cockroach.
Ella: Wonderful.
Sam:(To Dakota) If you ever see one of those again, just let me know, k? Cause, you know, I can do that too.
Love Music Plays
Scott*scoffs* :They always go for the nerds.
Cut to the main Lodge.
Chef: Listen up! I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! Grab a tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!
Ella: Excuse me, but will we be getting all the major food groups?
Cameron: Yeah, cause I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar.
Chef: You'll get a whole lot of "Shut the heck up!!"
Sam: (To Dave)Have a cow.
Chef: What was that?! (silence)Come closer, fat boy! I didn't hear you!
Sam: Oh, I didn't really say anything important.
Chef: I'm sure you didn't! You! Scrawny kid, give me your plate.
Dave looks unnerved as his meat seems to move.
Jasmine:(To Jo) Yo, what's up girl? *silence* Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?
Chef[screaming: NEXT
Sky: Excuse me my trainer says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or like dairy.
Crunch
Dave: I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
The sandwich moves.
Sky : Cool.
Dave: Okay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved.[Chef slams down a hammer on it.] Right! Okay, then.
Something slithers
Chris: Welcome to the Main Lodge!
Topher: Yo, my man. Can we order a pizza? (Chef throws a pan) Whoa! Its' cool! Brown slop is cool! (laughs nervously) Right guys?
Campers nod in agreement
Chris: Your first challenge begins, in one hour!
Zoey: What do you think they'll make us do?
Mike: It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?
Dramatic music when they're on a cliff.
Mike: Oh... (beep)
Author's Note: Proper credit to Danicus Green for the idea you rule. As for the removals let's talk about them shall we? B, Staci, Leonard, and Beardo were removed due to being too one note and were filler even if I do like all four as for Scarlett she will be showing up in World Tour as if I would get rid of her for a bad reason.