Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers.

Mike: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?

Dramatic note

Dave: I did not sign up for this.

Intro plays

Chris: Okay. Today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this 10-foot-high cliff into the lake.

Sky: Piece of cake.

Chris: If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic *laughs* man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which, we're pretty sure is shark free.

Anne Maria: Excuse me.

Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge... building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot-tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see, Killer Bass, you're up first.

Jo: Lets do this.

Jo, Lightning, Brick, and Dawn jump first.

A shark goes after Dawn, but to everybody's surprise the shark carried her to the shore.

Mike: Okay, Mike you can do this, it's just a cliff dive into a small circle, oh boy.(Gasp) Only one can do this Svetlana the Olympic queen of gymnastics.(Jumps in the safe zone)

Scott: That was weird, well I don't mind letting my hair get wet.(Jumps)

Zoey and Sam jump right after.

Cameron gets suspicious.

Dakota: I can't get my hair wet, I'm not jumping.

Cameron: I can't either, I'm too fragile.

Anne Maria: That's just sad.

Chris: That's okay guys. Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken. So you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day.

Cameron: Aw man. For real?

Chris: Bawk bawk bawk! That means the chicken path down is that-a-way. Next.

Dakota: Ew, but it matches my hair.

Anne Maria: Buh-Bye.(Jumps)

Chris: Okay, so that's nine jumpers and two chickens.Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on.

Sky: Nice. Okay, guys who's up first?

Amy: Mush, Samey.(Pushes Sammy down)

Sammy lands in the safe zone.

Sammy: OMG I did it.

Amy: Break my fall(Lands on Sammy) Oh sorry.

Shawn: Sharks!

Jasmine: It's okay I've heard sharks are more afraid of you then you are of them, just punch it in the nose, and you'll be okay.

Shawn: Really, okay.

Sugar, Sky,Jasmine, and Shawn jump in the water.

Max: Evil will not jump.

Topher: And the excellent Topher jumps into the water.

Topher jumps.

Everybody by now has jumped except Max and Dave.

Chris: Alright Screaming Gophers you got one left no pressure dude,(Dave relaxes) okay there's pressure(Dave's eyes widen).

Sky: C'mon Dave you can do it,

Amy: Do it you nerd.

Shawn: You got this.

Dave: I'm going to die, I'm gonna f*ing die now. (Takes a deep breath)Yaaaaah(Jumps into the water) I did it, I did it!

Gophers: (Cheering)

Chris: Well I did not see that coming, the Gophers win the carts while the Bass get nothing.

Zoey: Aw man.

Lightning: This Sha-stinks.

Jo: Ugh.

Confessional:

Scott(rolls his eyes): Oh boy what a shame. And exactly how I planned here is my strategy my goal is to throw challenges so the Gophers get a false sense of security before I pick 'em off.

Cameron: Scott rubs me off the wrong way I'm not sure how though.

Confessional Ends

Sky: That was awesome Dave.

Dave(blushes): Thanks.

Team Screaming Gophers sing 99 bottles of pop as they traverse easily through the beach.

Cut to Killer Bass struggling while they had Jo and Lightning to do the heavy lifting it didn't do much of a difference as they were still losing.

Dakota: Ow! I think I just got a splinter OMG I cannot have blood on my perfect skin.

Jo: Shut up and pick up your crate... (Jo throws down the crate) Chicken.

Dakota: Whatever.(Picks up crate struggling)

Zoey: Well this certainly isn't working so how about we travel in pairs and a group of three as we carry the five crates it'll be faster.

Mike: Zoey's right we can do this.

It cuts back to Max on top of the pull cart Dave and Sky are pulling.

Max: Mush you slow ones. I command you to listen to me.

Dave then shakes the cart a bit making Max fall off.

Dave: Oops my bad.

Sky: Dave, that was a bit harsh.

Dave: Well he was asking for it:

Sky:(Sigh) Fine but just don't do that next time.

The Gophers and Bass end up arriving at the same time thanks to Zoey's strategy.

Brick: Alright team we can do this, just follow my voice and we can build this hot tub right.

Confessional:

Scott: I won't sabotage the hot tub because it'll look too obvious but I'll try to make myself look useful besides with my team they'll likely fail. We got Tanzilla, Bubble Boy, and a Fame Hungry best we are so doomed, ha ha ha.

Confessional Ends

We then see Brick, Lightning, Jo, and Cameron working well together in the Bass.

Meanwhile with the Gophers however we see Amy doing nothing while barking orders at Sammy, Topher and Dave struggling with the building equipment and Max being useless while being commanding at the same time.

Chris begins to examine the two hot tubs he starts with the Killer Bass.

Chris: This is an awesome hot tub.

Gophers:(Cheering)

Chris inspects The Screaming Gopher's hot tub, and it falls apart.

Chris: Well, I think we have a winner here... The Killer Bass.[Killer Bass cheer] Bass, you're safe from elimination and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer. Bonus!

Confessional:

Zoey: I can't believe our team won. The best part is that I helped.

Confessional Ends

Chris: Screaming Gophers what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight.

Scene Cuts to the Mess Hall.

Sammy: So--uh--what do we do now?

Sky: We have to figure out who we're gonna vote off.

Shawn: Well, I think it should be Amy or Max here.

Amy: What? Why? Samey should be the one to go home.

Shawn: Because unless I'm mistaken you and Max did nothing but sit on your butts while we did everything.

Dave: I think it should be Max since he's the one in the chicken hat and is a massive prick overall.

Max: How dare you.

Amy: Samey is useless and pathetic she should go, at least the gnome has value.

Sammy:(Sighs)

Sky: Okay this is getting too heated let's just keep our votes private and go on with our day.

Jasmine: Fair enough.

Dave: That's alright with me.

Amy: Ugh whatever.

Scene cuts to the Bonfire Ceremony.

Chris: Screaming Gophers, at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life.

Sammy:(Gulp)

Dave: He isn't being literal y'know.

Sammy: Oh trust me I know.

Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back... Ever. The first marshmallow goes to…Dave.

Dave: Phew.

Chris: Sky, Jasmine, Shawn, Sugar.

Sugar: Aw yeah place at the table.

Chris: Topher, Rodney, Ella.

Ella: Oh how wonderful.

Chris: Amy, Samey, and Max you all had votes caster against you tonight the penultimate marshmallow goes to…

Chris: Samey.

Sammy:(Sighs)

Amy: What impossible.

Chris: Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening.

Chris: Amy.

Amy: Obviously.

(Cuts to Max on the boat that is floating away)

Max: Revenge you shall regret ever having met me Chris McLean. The pain I will inflict on you will be so horrifying that you will regret ever messing with me.

Confessional:

Dave: Gotta admit Sky is pretty cool, and to be honest this place isn't so bad once you get used to it at least we aren't sleeping in a cave or something(giggles) that would be bad.

Confessional Ends

The Bass are then partying in their hot tub having a good time while Scott smirks.

Confessional:

Scott: So we won the challenge today big whoop. They can enjoy that little party all they want, but I am gonna win this competition and no one is gonna stop me.

Confessional Ends

Author's Note: Trust me I love Max and in the future I will do more with him but for now he must remain cannon fodder. Sorry Max fans.

Also I made a mistake I didn't remove Rodney I removed B, silly me I fixed that error in this chapter.

Votes:

Max: Shawn, Sugar, Dave, Topher, Rodney

Amy: Sky, Jasmine, Ella, Sammy

Sammy: Max, Amy

22. Max