Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… Twenty-two campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters. And while most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers.
Amy the abusive sibling and Max the so called evil genius. In the end Max was sent home proving that evil and reality TV don't really mix. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!
(After the theme song)
Chris blasts the air horn making Anne Maria bonk her head on the bunk bed she then went outside and began yelling.
Anne Maria: Ow! It's seven in the morning! Do I look like a farmer to you?
Scott: I heard that.
Chris: Morning! Hope you slept well.
Scott: I slept fine thanks for asking.
Topher: Hi Chris you look buff in those shorts.
Confessional:
Topher: I lied I'm attracted to people my own age.
Confessional Ends
Chris: I know. Okay. I hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute.
Topher: Oh, excuse me. I don't know if that's enough time to eat breakfast.
Chris: Oh, you'll get breakfast, Owen. Right after you complete your twenty kilometers run around the lake!
Chris: Okay, runners! On your marks... get set... go!
The campers begin running.
Jo and Brick keep running a race against each other.
Lightning(speeding past Jo and Brick): Sha-bye bye fools.
Sky looks at the three weirdly.
Confessional:
Sky: Why are they racing against each other, they're teammates it's weird.
Scott: Pfft they're competing against each other yeah throwing challenges will be so easy.
Confessional Ends
Ella: We're running and running around singing and dancing with sound.
Sugar then glares at Ella.
Confessional:
Sugar: I don't trust that Ella, her nicely nice act is nothin' but a fake and I know it.
Confessional Ends
Sugar(falling to the ground): Can't run, must have condition.
Amy: Yeah it's called overeating look into it.
Amy then runs past Sugar who glares at the cheerleader.
Chris [through megaphone] :Pick it up, people! If you're not back by dinner time, you don't eat!
By then everyone except Dakota, Anne Maria, and Sugar made it.
Sugar: I made it(gasp)(wheeze) oh this is so painful.(wheeze)
Ella: Oh Sugar, are you okay?
Sugar: Oh beat it Ella, I'll be fine I'll just walk it off.
Dakota and Anne Maria then walk in.
Jo: Where were you two we just lost the challenge.
Dakota: I don't run in high heels.
Anne Maria: Neither do I.
Confessional:
Scott: Soooooooooooo easy.
Confessional Ends
Jasmine: Hey, wait a minute. If they lost, that means we won the challenge!
The Screaming Gophers then cheer.
Chris: Whoa there! Hold your horses, guys. That wasn't the challenge!
Gwen: What did he just say?
Chris: Who's hungry?!
Glorious music plays as a buffet table is revealed.
The music is then revealed to be Ella vocalizing.
Confessional:
Dave: After a whole week of brown sludge, I almost cried when I saw that buffet.
Sugar: And then I saw it, the buffet table. It was beautiful. There was turkey and Nanamo bars and baked beans and maple syrup! Ha… [choked up] Can I have a minute? [crying effeminately]
Confessional Ends
Campers groan with their stomachs full
Chris [through megaphone: Okay, campers! Time for part two of your challenge!
Sugar[with her mouth full] :I thought eating was the second part.
Dave: What more do you want from us?
Sky: Dave is right haven't we suffered enough.
Chris [through megaphone:Um… Let me think about that. No! It's time for… The Awake-a-thon!
Sugar: The what-a-thon?
Chris [through megaphone] :Don't worry! This is an easy one! The team with the last camper standing wins invincibility!
Scott: So, what you're saying is the 20k run and the turkey eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?
Chris: That's right.
Scott: Man he's good.
Zoey nods in agreement.
Chris [through megaphone] :Move, move, move!
Zoey: So, how long do you think it'll be before everyone's out cold?
Mike: 'Bout an hour, give or take.
Sugar groans while passing by.
Mike: Maybe less.
After 12 hours Cameron and Anne Maria were seen asleep.
Chris [speaking softly] :We're now twelve hours in with nineteen campers still wide awake.
Sugar: Woohoo! Stay awake for twelve hours?! Ha ain't nothin' I can do that in my sleep! Woohoo![passes out with a thud]
Confessional:
Dave: The Awake-a thon was pretty brutal but I stayed strong.
Confessional Ends
Dave: Ugh this is so tiring.
Sky: Maybe if we talked to each other we can stay awake.
Dave: That's a good idea.
Mike sees this and moves next to Zoey.
Mike: Hey Zoey can we talk?
Zoey: Sure Mike.
After 12 more hours Topher, Rodney, Ella, and Amy were then asleep.
Sky: Come on Bass we can't lose again.
Dave: Sky's right, everyone stay awake.
Shawn: I'm trying my hardest guys.
Jasmine: Hey Sammy can we talk?
Sammy: Oh you wanna talk to me and not Amy, that's never happened before.
Jasmine: Well I do, so I noticed how she's been treating you, why don't you stand up to her.
Sammy: I try Jasmine I really do but she just takes credit for everything I do, or uses crocodile tears and plays the victim so I just don't try(sniff).
Jasmine: Oh Sammy I'm sorry.
Sammy: It's fine, thanks so does that mean we're friends if not, that's okay I don't have that many friends.
Jasmine: The way Amy treats you bothers me, so yeah I guess we're friends.
Sam and Dakota begin talking to each other and bond.
Sam: Man nice phone.
Dakota: Thanks nice uh flip screen.
Sam: Oh it's a 3DS.
Dakota: Oh whatever.
Dakota then falls asleep due to getting tired, Sam also falls asleep along with Lightning.
Dawn: You know Brick you don't have to act like a Sargent because you were teased a lot as a child.
Brick: What how did you know that?
Dawn: Oh I read auras, sorry I freaked you out.
Brick: It's okay I understand.
Soon Zoey, Dave and Sammy fell asleep.
Mike: Aw man, Zoey darn we didn't get to bond more(gasp) dangnabbit I'm tired I'm gonna go to sleep.
"Mike" then falls asleep angering Jo.
Jo: We're dropping like flies, we need this win.
Scott then falls asleep on purpose angering Jo even more.
Jo: GAHHHHHHHHHH!
Jasmine[after she yawns: I'd kill for a coffee right now.
Chris: What is the matter with you people? [sips coffee] Come on, fall asleep already!
Jasmine: You've gotta hook me up, man. I'll even eat the grinds! Anything!
Chris: All right, you five stay with me. The rest of you go get a shower, for heavens sake. You stink! [sips coffee] I didn't want it to come to this, I said that to Chef Hatchet last night, I said, "Chef, I don't want it to come to this. But darn it, these campers are tough." And so… I've come up with the most boring, sleep-inducing activity I can find.
Jasmine: Oh come on! What now? Okay, you know what? Bring it on!
Chris [soft-spoken: "The History of Canada," a pop-up book. "Chapter One: The Beaver" National symbol and a "dam" fine hat."
Shawn, Sky and Dawn fall asleep as well leaving Brick, Jo, and Jasmine as the last members left.
Chris: "Which of course, was the precursor for the discussions…"
Brick then falls asleep leaving Jo and Jasmine left, they glared at each other before…
Jo falls asleep and Jasmine smiles tiredly.
Chris: And we have news! It Looks like Jo's taken a dive on the ground! Which means the official winner of The Awake-a-thon is…Jasmine.
Jasmine: Yes.(falls to the floor with a thud)
Cuts to the bonfire.
Chris: Campers, on this plate I have 10 marshmallows whoever does not get a marshmallow must walk to the dock of shame and board the boat of losers and you can never come back ever. The marshmallows go to…
Chris: Mike, Zoey, Brick, Jo, Scott.
Chris: Lightning, Dawn, and Sam.
Cameron, Anne Maria, and Dakota then look worried.
Chris: Cameron.
Cameron: Phew.
Chris: And the final marshmallow goes to…
Chris: Anne Maria.
Anne Maria: Yeah baby.
Chris: Dakota, the dock of shame awaits.
Dakota: What this is so unfair, I didn't get my spinoff series yet, nooooooooooooo.
Confessional:
Sam: Man I can't believe Dakota's gone I really liked her man sigh.
Confessional Ends
Brick(raises marshmallow stick): To the Killer Bass, and to not end up here again.
Author's Note: Dakota had to go to build up her intern arc. So despite me liking her she has to go.
Votes:
Dakota: Cameron, Lightning, Zoey, Mike, Anne Maria, Brick
Anne Maria: Scott, Jo, Sam, Dawn, Dakota