Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the Screaming Gophers kicked butt in the Awake-a-thon when Jo took a snooze, in the end Dakota was eliminated due to being shallow and useless. Will Jasmine be able to stay awake until the end of the episode? And who will take the next humiliating walk down the Dock of Shame? Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet on Total. Drama. Island!

(After theme song)

The Killer Bass guys are seen tired except for Cameron and Mike.

Chris: Scott You look like crap, dude.

Scott: Stuff it.

Lightning: Mike kept us awake with his sha-nnoying sleep talk.

Chris: Woah for real, how much are you hurting dude?

Scott: A lot.

Confessional:

Scott: Ha I'm not really that tired, I'm just acting like it so the team will feel like voting out Mike. Seriously I don't trust him he's a wild card.

Confessional Ends

Chris: Hey-hey, everyone, it's Jasmine! [The Screaming Gophers cheer]

Jasmine: Thanks y'all I feel so much more refreshed today.

Chris: Okay campers, listen up! Your next challenge begins in ten minutes! And be prepared to bring it!

We then see the campers at a gym with walls made of glass. Scott begins speaking to Lightning.

Scott: Hey looks like a sport event today you're good at that right?

Lightning: Yeah man, Lightning is good at every sport sha-yeah.

Cameron puts a finger to his chin as he observes this exchange.

Chris: Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball. The first rule of dodgeball is if you get hit with the ball(throws the ball hitting Sky) you're out.

Sky: Hey you can't do that.

Chris: If you catch the ball, the thrower gets sent out and the catcher gets to bring in another team member out on the court.

Dave[sarcastically] : Throwing balls. Gee, another mentally challenging test.

Amy: So, what do I do again when the ball comes at me?

Chris: You dodge.

Amy screams then throws Sammy in front of her leaving Sammy hit by the ball and she now has a bruise on her cheek.

Amy: Oops sorry Samey it was a reflex.(snickers to herself)

Chris: You have one minute until game time. You must have five people sit out each game.

The Bass then have a team meeting on their side.

Lightning: I am the captain of today's game.

Jo: What? No I am the captain.

Lightning: No buts, no cuts no coconuts.

Cameron: I don't think that's the saying.

Lightning: Whatever man, oh by the way you gotta sit out.

Cameron: Me but why?

Lightning: Well putting this lightly you don't have a lot of strength.

Cameron:(Sighs) Okay.

Lightning: So me, Jo, Brick, Scott, and uh Mike, Svetlana or whatever will be playing the first game.

Brick: Uh Lightning I'm a bit tired.

Scott: Yeah me too because someone was sleep talking(glares at Mike).

Mike gulps as Lightning begins speaking.

Lightning: No excuses, now start sha-playing.

Jo: Ugh, fine muscle mouth.

Jasmine: Okay, I'm playing the game so who else wants to play?

Sammy: Ooh I wanna-

Amy: Oh please you'll make us lose, I will play thank you very much.

Jasmine: Alright Amy and Sammy you can both play.

Sammy smiles at this while Amy glares angrily.

Sky: Ooh can I play too? I'm good at this game.

Jasmine: Sure Sky you can play.

Sky: Yes.

Shawn: I'm pretty good at this game too, I have lots of experience dodging training to evade zombies back home.

Jasmine: Um, okay you can play too.

Shawn: Thank you.

The game begins with Jasmine throwing a ball at Lightning who dodges.

Amy and Sky throw balls at Brick and Scott who are hit by them.

Lightning: Aw c'mon you two that was sha-

Sammy then throws a ball at Lightning hitting the jock getting him out.

Lightning: Aw man, nice throw though cheerleader girl.

Sammy: Thanks.

Jo then throws a ball at Amy who dodged the ball. Amy then throws a ball back at Jo who catches it getting Amy out and bringing in Zoey.

Zoey and Jo then throw their balls at Sammy and Sky and while Sky dodges the throw Sammy gets hit.

As Sammy gets back to the bleachers, Amy then begins berating her.

Amy: Way to fail as always Samey.

Sammy: At least I got Lightning out weren't you the one who got out first.

Amy: Excuse me, you don't talk to me that way.

Sammy: Well I'm tired of you treating me like sh* all the time.

Amy: How dare you.

Sammy: Oh really well I'm tired of you acting like you're so nice, I'm the nice one you're a monster.

Amy:(Gasp)How could you say that, I'm your sister(begins crying).

Ella: Oh my, there there it's okay.

Rodney: Samey what is wrong with you.

Sammy: I-I Ugh.(sits in the bleachers)

Confessional:

Sammy: Ugh it happened again but Jasmine was right I gotta stand up for myself, and it did feel good not gonna lie. Even if I do end up going home at least I can proudly say I stood up for myself.

Confessional Ends

The game continued as Zoey and Jo were then eliminated from the game. Jasmine, Sky, and Shawn all aimed their balls at Mike .

Mike: Oh boy this is bad(gasp) no this is a job for Svetlana the Olympic queen of gymnastics.

"Mike" then dodged all the balls and threw two at Jasmine and Sky who couldn't dodge in time.

Shawn then threw a ball at "Mike" who dodged but got his shirt ripped off he then gasped.

"Mike": Ay yo this is a job for Vito baby.

"Mike" and Shawn began throwing and dodging balls at each other.

Shawn then got the upper hand and began throwing the ball at "Mike" who could not dodge in time leaving Shawn as the victor.

Gophers: 1

Bass: 0

Lightning: Aw man you guys that was terrible.

Jo: Uh I'm sorry you were the third one out so you shouldn't be talking.

"Mike": Ay yo why don't you both shut yo faces.

Jo: Why you little-

Lightning: Well I'm still the captain and I say I play along with Sam, Anne Maria, Dawn, and Mike, Svetlana, Vito whatever doesn't matter tan guy is playin'.

"Mike": Ay Yo it's Vito, get it right.

Anne Maria: Oh my.

"Mike": Ay you like what ya see?

Anne Maria blushes while Zoey looks a bit weirded out.

Meanwhile with the Gophers.

Jasmine: Okay enough arguing Amy and Sammy so I believe Topher, Rodney, Sugar, Ella, and Dave should play just so everyone can participate.

Sugar: Alright(taps Rodney's shoulder) we can do it big guy.

Love music begins playing as Rodney looks at Sugar in a love struck look.

Confessional:

Rodney: I have never felt this way about anyone before, I feel in love with Sugar.

Dave: Well I'm screwed I'm not the most athletic person around.

Confessional Ends

The game begins as "Mike" throws a ball at Dave who gets hit.

"Mike": Take that loser.

Sugar then throws a ball at Sam who gets hit.

Anne Maria then throws a ball at Topher getting him out.

Topher: Not my face.

Dawn and Ella softly throw their balls at each other, but neither of them hit each other unsurprisingly.

Ella: I just can't hurt you it's too mean.

Dawn: I understand don't worry.

The two are then hit by balls from each opposing side.

Rodney then throws a ball at Lightning who catches the ball getting Rodney out and bringing Jo in.

Sugar is then hit by the balls thrown at her and loses for the Gophers.

Gophers: 1

Bass: 1

Jasmine: Well that was a good try we got close.

Sugar: We woulda won if Rodney and Ella played better.

Sky: Hey don't be too harsh on Rodney and Ella they did their best.

Rodney then casts a love struck look on Sky.

Confessional:

Rodney: I've never felt this way about anybody my heart is screaming Sky, poor Sugar is gonna be crushed when I tell her it's over.

Confessional Ends

Jasmine: No offense guys but I think me, Shawn, and Sky should play every round so we can guarantee our victory.

Dave: Oh that's fine.

Ella: I'm okay with it.

Sugar: Oh can I play this round?

Jasmine: Sure.

Rodney: Can I play too?

Jasmine: Sure big fella.

Meanwhile with the Bass.

Lightning: I think we should do the same thing as last time. Sha-bam.

Dawn: Oh I would like to sit out, I don't feel like hurting anybody.

Lightning: Sha-fine, Jo dude you can take creepy girl's place.

Jo: Whatever.

In a montage in the next two games the Gophers ended up dominating the Bass and winning the challenge.

Chris: And the Screaming Gophers win.

The Gophers then cheer for their victory.

Rodney: Sugar I just need to say that we Sky, marshmallows, butterflies and gah.

Sugar: Whatever donkey breath.

Chris: Killer Bass what happened?

Lightning: What can I say, Lightning was on a team of losers.

What Lightning didn't know is that all his teammates began glaring at him.

We then cut to the Bass at the Bonfire Ceremony.

Chris: Campers, you've already placed your votes and made your decision. One of you will be going home. And you can't come back. Ever. When you hear me call out your name, come pick up a marshmallow. Zoey, Anne Maria, Brick, Sam, Dawn, Cameron, Scott, and Jo. The final marshmallow goes to...

Chris: Mike.

Lightning: What are you sha-kidding me?

Mike: Phew.

Lightning: Alright see if I care, good luck because you just voted off you're strongest team member. You're gonna regret this.

The rest of the Bass then throw marshmallows at Lightning.

Brick: You need to learn a thing called respect Lightning.

Lightning: Whatever sha-bye bye.

Confessional:

Dawn: Lightning isn't usually as egotistical as this, something must have corrupted him to act like this plus the fact his aura showed signs of tiredness and anger so something obviously manipulated him but I must find out what.

Chris: All right, so it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever. But I still get paid. Haha. Bonus!

Author's Note: Man this elimination hurts because Lightning is one of my favorites, but I needed him out of the way for the plot to progress.

Votes:

Lightning: Zoey, Scott, Mike, Anne Maria, Brick, Sam.

Mike: Lightning, Jo.

Scott: Cameron.

Jo: Dawn.