Authors Note: Nope I checked I still don't own anything in bold, Thomas or his friends. Have fun
Sander Sides Q & A
Everyone quickly settled down to watch the next episode.
The screen flickered to life.
Thomas: Hey, for today's opener, I'm gonna try to do my best impression of the laughy, cry-ey emoji? Here we go.
[drumroll as Thomas grunts, presumably in pain/effort]
[pop]
Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAA-
Everyone laughed.
Thomas: WHAT IS UP EVERYBODY?! Now, it has been a while since the last one, so I thought it was about time for another Q&A!
Morality: Aww...
Thomas: What?
Morality: I really wanted to do something in this video...
Thomas: Morality, you were just in the last one. You played Watson.
Morality: That was forever ago...
Thomas: Last week?
Creativity: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- m with Pouty McSpecs over here, and I didn't even get featured as much as HE did last time!
Thomas frowned as he saw more evidence of selfishness from Roman.
Thomas: You're my creative side, people still love you! Don't worry.
Creativity: Oh, I don't worry about that.
"Bit full of yourself there" Talyn pointed out. Roman pointedly ingnored them vowing to think upon everything during break.
Logan: Maybe we can help you with something in order to make up for mistakes one might have made prior?
"Naw Logan is embarrassed" Lilly smiled. Logan blushed uncomfortable with the cooing.
Thomas: Nah, Logic. Logan?
Logan: Correct.
Thomas: You're good! You made an honest mistake last week. And I'm feeling pretty good this week!
Logan: Dang. I mean, yaaay.
Thomas and his friends laughed.
Thomas: Okay, how about this? I'll do a Q&A... [groans of annoyance] ...with you guys!
Creativity: HUZZAHHHH! Morality: YAAAAY! Logan: Satisfactory.
"Wait where's Anxiety?" Patton asked worried for his kiddo.
"Don't worry Pat, I'm sure I'll turn up at some point." Anxiety smiled at Patton.
Patton squeeled hugging Anxiety thrilled with his new nickname.
Thomas: Okay, I'm sending out the notification to get some questions, using the hashtag "#AskSandersSides". Here we go.
Morality: I've never been asked questons by your followers before!
Logan and Creativity: Don't screw it up.
"That wasn't very nice" Joan muttered frowning at how they automatically assumed that he would screw up.
"Oh it's just that often I get too over excited and make many many mistakes" giggled Patton embarrassed.
Thomas: Okay! First question goes to...
Creativity: I'm ready go ahead.
Everyone raised their eyebrows at how Roman thought he would automatically be asked the first question.
Thomas:... Logan!
Creativity: Come again?
Logan: Really?
Thomas: What is your favorite book?
Logan: Ooh! "The Murder of Roger Ackroyd" by Agatha Christie. Phenomenal ending. The murderer was-
Thomas: WHAAAT ARE YOU DOING?!
"Gee Logan ever here of a spoiler?" asked Anxiety.
"Yes what of it. I never understood what that word meant." Logan answered.
"Oh well it means you pass on information which is essential to the plot that the person you are talking to may not know. What if they were asking because they wanted a new book to read. By telling who the murderer is you deny them the opportunity to discover the infomation themselve which would completly spoil the book." Anxiety informed.
Everyone was taken aback slightly at how eloquently Anxiety had put that in a way the Logan would understand.
"Ah I understand know thank you Anxiety, I shall endeaver to stop giving out spoilers as the peple say" Logan nodded to to Anxiety showing his appreciation.
Logan: What? I'm providing valuable insight into the novel.
Thomas: Let's just move on to the next one...
Creativity: I'm ready!
Thomas: This one for Anxiety!
Creativity: What?!
Anxiety: Whaaat...?
"There I am" Anxiety smirked.
"Look how confused you are. So cute" Valerie giggled.
Anxiety blushed.
Thomas: Are you the same for everybody?
Anxiety: What is happening?
Thomas: It's a Q&A and we have a question for ya
Anxiety: Me?
Creativity: Just answer it, so we can move on.
Anxiety: No, I'm not the same for everybody. I'm Thomas' anxiety. Everyone's works differently.
Thomas: Yeah, mine's just a little...heightened.
Anxiety: Exactly! Can I go?
Thomas: Nah, stick around.
Anxiety: You...never want me to stick around...
"I must be becomming more accustomed to you being around. Not viewing you as such as dangerous side to have around" Thomas said smiling at his on screen self.
Anxiety smiled slightly though still was alittle worried.
Creativity: NEXT ONE!
Thomas: Morality!
Creativity: MOTHER F-
Morality: -FATHER! NOW YOU!
Logan: BROTHER! I love word association games.
Everyone laughed.
Thomas: Morality! What is your favorite dad joke?
Morality: OOH! A-Ah...Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Logan: Oh! It's a fascinating tactic. In order to preserve body heat, the-
Morality: 'Cause if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
[Everyone but Logan laughs]
Logan: But that isn't...the reason...that they-
Everyone except Logan laughed about how onscreen Logan had reacted to the dad joke but also in amusement of the joke itself.
Morality: You know how birds fly in a V formation and a lot of times one side is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
Logan: Possibly an evolutionary adaptation.
Morality: 'Cause there are more birds on that side!
[Again, everyone except Logan laughs.]
"Aww look at Anxiety trying to hide his amusement" Terence smiled.
Anxiety blushed. Morality beamed that even in this version of the future he was able to bring about such a positive reaction to Anxiety.
Logan: Get me out of here, please. I need to leave.
Everyone laughed at Logan's apparent distress over the jokes.
Morality: Aw, what's the matter Logan? Do your socks have holes in them?
Logan: No they do not!
Morality: Then how'd ya get your feet in them?! [giggles]
Anxiety laughed.
Logan: [screams]
Everyone once again laughed at Logans frustration.
Thomas: Princey!
Creativity: FINALLY! Okay, let's do this.
Thomas: Princey, do you have any fashion tips? Also, do you have a prince or princess that you are in love with?
Creativity: Aah, all of my fashion advice comes from the best designer I know, Fairy Godmother. Ah, from rags to riches, she's the baddest of-
[Air horn sound]
Creativity: Sorry, that was my phone. AND she sings the whole time! It's a magical experience.
Morality: Bippity boppity boo-yah! [giggle]
Logan: That's one of those outbursts we internalize.
"Let Patton have his fun" Thomas smiled.
Creativity: And as for love, I am currently between princes and princesses. I am on a solo quest to help save...myself, for right now.
Thomas: Good for you, buddy. Alright! Let's try some group questions. First off, how are you feeling right now?
Morality: GOOOOO-
Thomas: Answer with only a song title.
Morality: Oh...
Logic: Comfortably Numb
"That's not exactly healthy" Lilly said glancing over to the logical trait.
"I am Logic I do not understand emotions well and that can be distressing" Logan answered.
Everyone made an O of understanding.
Creativity: All I Do Is Win
Anxiety: I'm Not Ok ... I Promise
Everyone shot Anxiety worried looks. Patton taking Anxiety's hand.
Morlaity: I am the Walrus
Creativity: It was "how do you FEEL?"
Morality: [mumbling] I am the walrus.
Thomas: Which pokemon would you be?
Morality: Togepi!
Logic: Alakazam.
Anxiety: Haunter.
Creativity: Jigglypuff!
Thomas: I would not have pegged you for that one.
Creativity: Their singing was underappreciated too! We would go on to perform the BEST DUETS IN ALL THE LAND!
"And put everyone to sleep" Anxiety muttered.
"EXCUSE ME!" Roman roared.
Anxiety flinched.
"I only meant thats what Jigglypuffs singing does. It's there ability" Anxiety muttered.
"Oh" Roman sat back thinking upon that answer shaking himself out of his thoughts as the screen started up again.
Thomas: Beautiful. Alright, here's a fun one! If you all had your own YouTube channels, what would their content be?
Logan: Videos analyzing the themes and pointing out inconsistencies in TV shows, movies and comic books.
Creativity: Epic fail compilations! Of all the horrible deaths my enemies incur after I impale them.
Anxiety: I would make a bunch of videos about conspiracies and cryptids.
Thomas: Oh, good! You'll be keeping me up even later.
Anxiety: It's the one thing I'm good at.
"I'm sure that's not the only thing your good at" Thomas smiled at his Anxiety. Anxiety just gave him a small smile in return.
Morality: My channel would have videos of me playing with goo and mixing paint!
Logan: Oh! Autonomous sensory meridian response videos!
Morality: Eh, I'm pretty sure its just me playing with goo and paint.
Thomas: That definitely would entertain some people.
Logan: Yup.
Thomas: Okay... Fire, Air, Water and Earth Bender. Who would get what element?
Creativity: Fire!
Morality: Because of your fiery passion.
That garnered a few eyebrow raises.
Logan: Earth.
Morality: Because you're so grounded.
Every giggled at that.
Anxiety: Hmm, water.
Morality: Because you're so deep and mysterious!
Everyone was outright laughing now.
Creativity: And you're a wet blanket.
"That wasn't very nice" Patton frowned.
Morality: And I would bend air.
Logan: Because you're an airhead.
Morality: Now, I know you intended to hurt my feelings...but I am just so darn proud of you that you made a DAD JOKE!
Logan: Oh, shhhhh-
Everyone laughed.
Thomas: Favourite social media?
Morality: Facebook!
Creativity: Instagram!
Logan: LinkedIn.
Anxiety: Tumblr. I also still maintain my MySpace page. It'll bounce back.
Thomas: Morality repeat after me Adulthood.
Morality: Adulthood.
Thomas: A-DULT-HOOD
Morality: A-DULT-HOOD.
T: Awesome.
Logan: Name the process of becoming an adult.
Morality: Adultery!
Thomas: N-No.
Logan: "Adult"? More like "a dolt."
Morality: That stings a little bit, but you're on fire today!
Again everyone laughed.
Thomas: What do all of you do to relax after a tough day?
Creativity: Dramatically serenade myself in the mirror.
Logan: Puzzles.
Morality: Eat a cookie! And when I'm feeling dangerous... [whispers] eat a second cookie.
Anxiety: I usually go and sit on a surface that isn't meant to be sat on. Because when tomorrow comes I will be faced with even more challanges. And I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what "is" and "is not" a chair.
Everyone was looking alarmed and shooting an embarrassed Anxiety worried looks. Thomas and Patton both grabbed one of Anxiety's hands causing Anxiety to look at both of them in amusement.
Thomas: Anxiety, I WAS feelin' good today, man.
Morality: ANOTHER!
Thomas: Ok! What was- ...my most embarrasing moment.
Logan: Nice try, but we will not be disclosing that information.
Creativity: Your honor means everything.
Anxiety: Ahh, I cause you to think about it too much as it is, so I'll cut you some slack.
Thomas: Oh...thank you, gu-
Morality: HE PEED HIS PANTS DURING HIS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHORUS CONCERT! [snort]
Everyone laughed while Thomas looked very embarrassed. Anxiety feeling Thomas's embarrassment and anxiety stopped laughing and squirmed slightly. Thomas noticing that Anxiety had stopped laughing looked over at his anxious trait in concern and curiousity.
[various statements of "why would you do that" from everyone]
Morality: [giggly] It's kinda funny when you think about it! I mean...he peed his pants!
Thomas: Favorite bands.
Anxiety: Evanescence.
Logan: Podcasts.
Creativity: Beyonce! She's royalty.
Morality: I basically just listen to the campfire fun song from Spongebob on repeat.
Thomas: Alright, well only one of you named a band...
[Anxiety clicks his tongue]
Thomas: Anxiety can you say one nice thing about all of us?
"Way to put him on the spot" Joan smirked.
"Yeah well I'll probably end up also insulting them at the same time." Anxiety blushed not meeting anyone's eyes.
Anxiety: Oh, brother...ok, [soft music plays] Dad. You make Logic furious. And that is fun to watch. Even though you're a clueless moron the rest of the time.
Morality: Aw, ok.
Anxiety: Logic, you understand reality better than the other two, and that is very comforting. But you are still a clueless moron most of the time.
Logan: How dare you.
Anxiety: Prince. I gotta say...you do impress me. [music stops]...By being a clueless moron ALL the time.
Thomas's friends laughed.
Creativity: Well that wasn't remotely nice.
Anxiety: And Thomas.
Thomas: Spare me the compliment.
Anxiety: Cool.
Thomas: Logic, Spock or Data and Why?
Logan: Data. Spock is half human, whereas Data is a Soong-type android. No chance for icky, complicated, human emotions. For lack of a better word..."duh".
Thomas: Well then, let's get a little more interesting. What are all your real names?!
Morlaity: Oh, like Logic's is Logan?
Thomas: Yes!
Morality: Aw, well shucks! You could've asked me sooner! My real name is-
[Truck sound] Logan: I'm sorry, that is my text tone.
Morlaity: But everyone just calls me dad!
Creativity: And my name is-
[truck sound] Logan: I am just gonna put this on silent.
Everyone laughed. They seemed to be doing that alot this episode.
Anxiety: And I'm... ...Not gonna tell you my real name. Because I don't have to.
"Yeah onscren me is no where near ready to share that piece of information." Anxiety muttered. Thomas squeezed his hand in reassurance.
Thomas: ...Well that was thoroughly and utterly disappointing! Guess we'll all find out later. [clicks tongue] Next up: Which emoji best describes you all?
Anxiety:[clicks tongue](Purple Devil)
Logan: [pop](Robot head)
Creativity: hm (shining star)
Morality: daaa! (Dog head)
Thomas: What's your favourite disney movie and can you please sing something from it?
Morality: WINNIE THE POOH! ...Oh yeah. Winnie the Pooh...
Lilly, Valerie, Talyn and Thomas all awwed at Patton.
Anxiety: Black Cauldron. No songs. It's perfect.
"A completely underestimated Disney movie" Thomas agreed.
Logan: My favorite movie is Big Hero 6, and it contained the theme song "Immortals" by Fall Out Boy. I'm not much of a singer, so I shall recite the lyrics like a poem. [clears throat] "They say we are what we are". That's enough of that.
Everyone huffed in laughter.
Creativity: I can't choose amongst any of my darling babies! So I am just going to say that they are ALL my favorites and I am going to start singing the entire anthology starting with "Someday My Prince Will Come". [clears throat] Some...
Morality: BODY ONCE TOLD ME Thomas: [with M: The world was gonna roll me!]
[Anxiety and Logic joining in] I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed!
Everyone laughed though most were ecstatic that Anxiety had smiled and joined in.
Creativity: YOU KNOW WHAT? I am done! I'm done here! I am done with all of you!
"We're down to three" Terence laughed.
Logan: Hmm. Some people cannot handle scrutiny.
Thomas: Logic what is the biggest mistake you've made
Morlaity: OHH, he misused the word "infinitesimal" last week!
Logan: Shut it!
Morality: He thought it meant really big but it actually means really small!
Logan: That was one time! And how did you know what it meant?!
Morality: I know big words!
Logan: Welp! Morality corrected me today! Black is white, up is down, and I am going to go reevaluate my purpose.
"Down to two" laughed Talyn.
Thomas: Well, we are starting to lose our interviewees.
Anxiety: I dunno, I'm actually kinda getting into this. Bring it on.
Thomas: Alright! "If you had to kiss one of the others, who would you choose?"
Anxiety: Aaaaaand I'm out.
Everyone laughed.
Thomas: Aww...ok, well, Morality, looks like the last question is for you!
Morality: Oh boy! What is it?
Thomas: Do you know how cute you are?
Morality: Don't patronize me. I'M JUST KIDDING! AHHHH! THAT'S SO SWEET!
Thomas: Oh! Well, you...really got me there.
Everyone laughed.
Morality: Alright, I'm gonna go eat a cookie! I've earned a couple today.
"Feeling dangerous are you?" laughed Joan.
"Maybe" Patton smiled.
Thomas: Yeah! I probably will too... Well, I hope this helped you get to know the different facets of my personality a little bit better! They are an eclectic bunch. Avideos to nd hopefully we get to learn a little bit more about them in videos to come! And until next time, take it easy, guys, gals and nonbinary pals. Peace out! Hold up! Before we go to the end card, I wanna let you know I'm still hearing from you all to see where you want me to go in Europe!
"Oooh going to Europe" Thomas smiled excited about that.
His friends and sides smiled at his excite meant.
Thomas: So if you haven't submitted yet, please go to the link right here, or click the link in the description.
"End card!" Everyone yelled.
Morality: Aww, there's so much cool stuff they've done for us online, kiddos!
Creativity: Oh yeah?
Morality: There's some really neato artwork of us all AND some writing as well! Say, what is a "ship"?
Anxiety, Thomas and Thomas's friends eyes all widened as did the two dark sides.
Logan: Seriously, Morality, you don't know what that is? It is a craft designed for water travel.
Anxiety: Even Princey knew that.
Creativity: Yeah, even I knew that.
Morality: Oh, ok! It does not look like that, but ok.
"Ahh it probably meant ship as in relationship. Which means people are writing stories where we pair up with another side in a romantic/sexual relationship." Anxiety muttered blushing with how embarrassed he was.
"Oh so what pairing do you think there are?" Patton asked. Logan also looked interested as did Roman.
"Um I don't lnow but probably different pairings or even pairing us as a group as in all of us in an open relationship with each other" Anxiety answered avoiding eye contact blushing badly.
Remus was giggling at the images that produced in his head.
"All right fifteen minute break. Roman to your bedroom please. Everyone else do whatever you need to do.
Everyone agreed and got up stretching before going there own way.