AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO SHUT THE CURMUDGEON
Hello everyone. I have an extremely difficult week behind me and I need to write something that will take my brain off from serious matters. I can't handle another problem this week. That's why I decided to give a chance to a wicked idea, that just won't leave me in peace. Story summary: Elsie is looking for an effective way to stop the constant nagging and criticism from her husband. The way she finds will be very satysfing for both of them.
Warning:M rated story. As they say-if you don't know what to do with your life-write smut ;-)
Legal note: Don't own Elsie or Charles-I just let them have more fun than DA ever did.
Elsie felt really tired. She got to the point when she literally had enough of everything. This wasn't exactly the way that she imagined her married life would look like. She expected many other things, but not this. Not a constant nagging, complaining and loads of instructions from Charles, that she received daily. Suddenly, being in the age that she was, she discovered, that in his eyes there wasn't much things that she would do correctly.
Her cooking was a fiasco. Every time they decided to eat dinner in the cottage, she was forced to listen to his good advices about the better ways of making a dish that they were eating. When they brought food from the house, from Mrs Patmore, it was ok, but whenever Elsie cooked for herself, she had to listen to his hints about the meat being bad prepared or that she didn't choose the right vegetables. The plate was too hot or too cold, the knives were not sharp enough. The tea was too strong or too weak, the morning coffee was not made the way he would want it and so on and on...
If it was only about the cooking, she could have handled that, but it wasn't only about it.
Charles also had remarks about her way of cleaning the house-once he even suggested to call one of the hall boys to clean this and that. That was too much to handle for Elsie. Even her way of making a bed was problematic in his eyes.
Elsie wondered what made him such a grump? I mean she knew him for so long and she was definitely aware of that side of him, but she wasn't expecting to experience that in such excess. She wasn't prepared for listening to his annoying instructions day by day. It was more than she could take after a day full of duties in the house, Elsie wanted to go back to her cottage and relax. To be her own person. God knows that she spent the last thirty years taking care about someone else's home, day by day. She was hoping to feel more freely and casually, in her own cottage, but her husband effectively ruined that for her, constantly showing her his discontent.
It was a heavy burden for Elsie and she was in the brink of her durability, but she never decided to talk things with him. Instead, she had a very interesting discussion with her best friend Mrs Patmore-who was more observant than Charles and noticed, that there was something bad going on between them. She asked Elsie what the problem was and she reluctantly admitted, that his husband attitude was too much to bear for her. She couldn't handle that anymore.
Mrs Patmore did what all good friends would do in this situation-she gave Elsie a piece of advise. She flattered her, by saying that she is a clever woman and she has to find some effective way to stop this situation. Preferably not by discussing openely about it. It wasn't the best choice. Elsie knew that too. Open discussion about it with Charles wouldn't work. He was so oblivious most of the time. To the most obvious things.
When Elsie had her day off and she was alone at the cottage, she started to think about the ways of solving that situation. She often wondered, if Charles really considered her such an awful wife? When she asked herself that question, the answer to that would be a definite no, because there was one and only sphere of their marriage, where he didn't feel a slightest need of instructing or correcting Elsie. And that was their marital bed. Ever since the first time they were intimate, everything in that sphere seemed to be perfectly matched, to Elsie's enormous amazement. She was fretting so much about that before they married and now, she couldn't even understand why she was like that.
When they were making love, Charles was entirely different man-the true husband that she really needed. If he would behave the way he behaved during their sex moments, Elsie would have no problem at all. He was so sweet and so caring about her, as she was for him...They were both inexperienced at the beginning, but as the time went on, they started to discover more and more ways to please themselves and recently, they even started to experiment a bit in that area.
What was even more important for Elsie, was that they did all those things naturally. There was no shame, embarrassement between them anymore...They knew their bodies, they knew their needs and they were not afraid of expressing them openly.
Elsie smiled sweetly, thinking that this was probably the only time, when her husband was fully pleased with her. In their marital bed. She was sometimes amazed by her own boldness, by the ways that she was ready to experiment with him in bed and he was no less surprised, rather much more contented about the fact...
Elsie assumed, that if their sex life was the only moment when Charles stopped himself from nagging, this could be an answer to her problems...
Later, this evening...
They were sitting on the sofa, after dinner. When Charles came back home, Elsie was waiting for him with dinner and he just asked for a moment, because he wanted to take a bath and change into his pajama. She let him do it. He was very hungry, so he ate the dinner with quite big appetite, but when they sat on the sofa together and she brought him tea, it all started again...
"Elsie how long have you prepared this duck? The skin on it wasn't as crispy as it should be."
"As long as Mrs Patmore told me...I followed her instructions exactly..."
"In that case you must have not heard it right or she didn't give you the right instructions. Please speak to her again tomorrow and ask her to repeat the recipe to you one more time, will you?"
"Ok Charles..If that is something that you want me to do..."
"I will be grateful...There is nothing worse than a duck without crispy skin..Have you made tea? I hope it will be better this time..Recently it was definitely too weak and I..."
Oh my God-Elsie thought, here we go again...I won't be able to take it anymore...I need to do something and I need to do it now...
"But the way Elsie, have I ever told you that recently I read a very interesting article about an art of making tea? I think I have it in my pantry..I will give it to you tomorrow, so you could..."
"Charles.."-Elsie cut through his sentence..."Would you be an angel and get me a glass of Margaux? I feel a need of a drink, I don't know why..."
"Of course..I will have one for myself too.."-Charles stood from the sofa and he got two glasses, filled with Margaux. He sat right next to Elsie and she nestled into him, holding a glass in her hand...Whilst he continued his rant...
"You see Elsie, there is one more thing that I should tell you about the wine and our meals. I feel that I should let you know how to combine a meal with the correct wine because..."
"Oh Charles..I'm so sorry...I spilled my wine on you ...I'm sorry...I don't know how that happened..."
Elsie in fact has spilled some wine on Charles, but it was not accidental...She moved her glass that way, that some of the Margaux has landed on his chest...Luckily, not making any mess at his bathrobe..
"It's ok Elsie...I just need a cloth to wipe myself and I will be...Oh...Elsie...What...? What are you doing love?..."-Charles suddenly exhaled sharply, as he felt her lips sucking the wine from his chest...She parted his bathrobe and started to make a little circles with her tongue around his chest...
"I'm cleaning the wine Charles..."
"Oh Els...I..."
"Yes Charles...? Anything else you wanted to say to me? Mmmm...I think I definitely prefer that way to a cloth...In fact...I would like to...Try something more..."
Elsie got into action, not waiting for Charles's reply to her wild actions and she began to release him from his bathrobe and top of his pajama...He was so bewildered, that he even wasn't protesting at all... As quickly as she could, she got off his bathrobe and his pajama top. She took the glass with wine from the table and gently spilled a little bit more of it around his soft, hairy chest...She put away the glass and her lips and tongue started a dance on it...She was licking the wine from him, placed kisses connected with a gentle sucking..She did all this, moaning seductively...
Charles closed his eyes, not believing his own luck...Ever since they started their intimate life together, Elsie often susrpised him, with her raciness, but this was definitely something they haven't tried together yet...
"Mmmm Charles...This is delicious...I think that from now on I will only want my wine this way... Delicious...I want more... Will you let me have more...?"-She looked him in the eyes in a special way, that made him feel hot flushes all over his body...
"Yes Elsie...You can have more...You can have anything...Do whatever you want to do with me..."
"Interesting perspective Charles...Because I definitely want more..."-Elsie smiled wickedly and once again, she poured a little bit more from her glass, this time lower, in the area of his abdomen...She reached to the glass and put her fingers in it...
"Would you like to try love?"-Charles took her fingers, covered in wine and put it into his mouth, sucking it eagerly...This was so wild and so erotic...He was extremely aroused...His arousal increased, when Elsie got up from the sofa and kneeled before him, parting his legs, just so she could be between his thighs...He was still wearing his pajama trousers, but the bulge inside it was getting bigger and bigger... Elsie noticed it and she licked her lips...This was exactly how she planned it...To drove him wild, to make him forget all those nagging and annoying instructions...She was determined to show him, that she can be the best in one, particular area of their marriage life...
She poured some of the remaining Margaux to his abdomen and she was licking around his belly button...
Charles threw his head back and he closed his eyes...He never wanted this to end...He was curious, how far Elsie will go with this...What she will do? She never ceazed to amaze him, being as passionate wife, as he could ever asked for and he loved her for that...
Meanwhile Elsie decided that it was about time to go to a main "dish" of the evening... What she was about to do to Charles, was not the first time when they tried it, but the Margaux was never a part if it before...
Without any hesitation, she slowly removed his trousers off and he was now naked, in front of her, with a clear erection, breathing heavily, with wild images racing inside his mind...Was Elsie really going to do what he thought she will? He was afraid to open his eyes, dreading, that she might stop doing what she was doing and that would be the last thing he would want right now...
Elsie certainly didn't give him much time to think...She made her way to his manhood, by pouring wine towards it..She licked it and with her mouth, still tasting with wine, she gently took a tip of his inside..He jerked, as soon as he felt her lips on his manhood...This was pure heaven...
"Oh God Elsie...Oh love..Oh...Please...More...More..."-he pleaded and Elsie couldn't help but smile, as she followed her husbands request..She slowly took all of him into her mouth and sucked him gently, moving her effective lips and tongue around his shaft...She kept on sucking him and he was getting closer and closer to his release. When he finally decided to open his eyes, the sight which he saw-the most erotic sight that he has ever seen in his life-his beloved wife and her pretty, full pink lips, sucking his manhood with such tenderness, moving her hands on his thighs...As he watched his tip hiding in her wet, hot mouth and he saw her eyes, so full of love and desire, it was all he needed...
"Elsie...Love...I'm going to...You need to...Elsie..."-that was enough for her to understand...
She withdrew her mouth and let him come, moving her hand up and down on his shaft...They crossed many barriers in their intimate life and Elsie in some way wanted him to come inside her mouth, but she knew that he would not feel comfortable with this...So she watched, as he closed his eyes again and as his body shoot up, moaning her name as the waves of his release washed over him...He stilled for a moment, losing contact with reality and when he opened his eyes, he found her beautiful face next to his and her loving eyes, looking at him in adoration...She was holding a cloth in her hand and she was wiping his abdomen from the semen, that was a leftover from this delightful moment...
"Elsie...I love you...What you had given me...It was...I never imagined that it could be so..."
"So what Charles? So wonderful? New? Exciting? Obviously you don't know your wife very well by now...You have no idea how modern and forward thinking she is..."
"And here is me thinking that this feature of yours could be a problem in our marriage..."
"How wrong you were my darling...How wrong you were...Oh, by the way, there was something important you wanted to tell me before, about a way of making tea? In our earlier conversation?"
"Did we even have a conversation before Elsie? I'm sorry, but I'm not able to focus on anything right now...Maybe we can go back to that some other time."-He drew her closer and kissed her, tasting a Margaux and himself on her lips..."
I sincerely hope that we won't come back to that no more-Elsie thought, responding to Charles's eager kisses, with an increasing passion...
That's all. Now that's an interesting way of tasting Margaux...I'm not a great fan of wine, but I think that this way of tasting could get me persuaded :D So, Elsie has managed to shut up Charles quite effectively for now, but will it last? Will see...I told you that it is going to be an M-story, so I hope that nobody was embarrassed. If you liked it a bit, please let me know and at the moment I'm not sure if I will end here or will I continue...I may have some more ideas for shutting our butler and apparently so does Elsie. A review or two would be appreciated. Stay safe and see you soon!