prololguge
William Petenshy (u know dat shakspear guy whos theme u shuld listen two wile readin this):
Oh love! Oh love!
Flying faster than a dove!
The tale of this story,
Is one of a love greater than Tim and Moby.
Twas love at first sight.
Don't thee see?
The star-crossed lovers' future be bright!
A future filled with glee.
Deid Mann:
u dumbass thats not what that means
if they star crossed lovers then bad thing happen
William Petenshy:
Thou shall shut thy mouth
And begone with thine sass!
If thou refuse to abideth,
I shall shove tree up ass!
Deid Mann:
but Treeman Alba isnt here wright now so u cant do that u idiot
William Petenshy:
Shut up, hen!
I'll make thou step on legos then!
Deid mann:
that wont work on me. i cut of mu feet becaus they were too hot and peple got turned on when dey saw them and it was wird
William Petenshy:
Then I'll commit a crime worse than stabbing with a sword.
I shall consume thine keyboard!
Deid Man:
Ur too late dat politician paul atishon already ate my keybird
William Petenshy:
fuufcufucukck
How rude!
I'll kill that stupid duck!
He stole my food!
Deid Mann:
nobody cairs also u fergot to finich talking about the lovers nd stuff
William Petenshy:
I forgot which part i was in.
This be a terrible sin!
Deid Mann:
If u dont know wut 2 say then im just gonna talk about de eye sex
William Peteshny:
No not the eye sex
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
William Petenshy:
This be no fun.
Thou cannot do this, thou joycon!
Dead Mann:
NO! what hav u done?!
then he drifts into a traffic light and dies
(its funnny becauz joycon drift hahaha i xd lololed out loud)