chapter 1: luv at fikrsht site

One day payne was in the prosticute office doing prosecute stuff

Then the door open and gaspen came in

"ONMG WINSTON GUESS WHAT?!" shouted gaspen

"what is it bro"

"CHICKEN BUTT"

"no thats not funny i hate u" winston said and he want back to work

"BUT PHOENIX WRIGHT IT DEADED"

"wait what?!" sai shoook Winston

"CHICKEN BUTT"

"oh okay cool" said winston and he go back to work "BUT WAIT U SID RITE DIE"

"YEAH HE BLEW UP IN CURT"

"im so happy dat stupit is ded I gotts to see this for muself" and he span into the courtroom

and behind te defens bench was dead!Wright

dead!Wright: "aw man im dead uve beat me" and he ran out of court criing like fanzizka at le end of jfa

"I declare Juniper Woods: GUILTY" said judge and the big text appeard on te screen and jumiper died

"Wow u beat write! I guess u arent a useless dirtstick after all, bro" said winsto

"Yes, i must gget all the credits for beeting wright" said gaspen

"Objection" said judg "u didnt do chit"

"then which sexy sexy beat right" winston said

"ted tonate"

"whos ted"

"hes ted"

winston look at ted, and in dat moment, a million babis exploded

"Oh, he's... so… HOOOTTTT!" and all his hair flew off his head from the intense heat

Ted them dramaticaly turns toward winston anime style

"hey" he said in a deep sexy tone so sexy that a million old guys exploded

"OMG i lovvy wovvy u" said winston

"Me too" said ted and they strarted making out

Scince the judge has good tast in ships, he was fine wit de smochin in his cutroom

But gaspin pain gasped in payne because he didn't ship it because he had bad taste in ships (idiot gaspen ships apples x oranges. Everyone knows apples x light bulbs is the true OTP)

So then the judge hit gaspen wit a gavel so hard that he flew all the way up into Jupiter (Woods) and they also fell in love and went out together for fishish

Ted and pain dinished their kissin

"Let's go out, babe" Ted said in his sexy voise

"Ok" and they went our

And the jud agurned the trial even though no one was there since the gallery all ran out during the bombing threat and the judge was sad n lonly like me

but then the air said "ur hot"

"omg thanks air u too lets go out together" say judj

"Ok" and they went our

And then no one was in de courtroom and the courtroom was sad n lonly like me

but then the courtroom realized that he already had a wife and kids and he was happy so he went home to de wife and kids

BUT THEY WERE DEAD

TO BE CONTINUED