chapapaper 2: the hot date

(authurs note: so aparintly its valentines day so i hav to make 17 trillion chipters today or i die)

winston and ted go on a dat to Trés Bien

Winston orders a spoon from the menu

Ted Tonate orders a washing machine

Den de waiter goes to get de food

"im board" whined payn

"yeah lets have social interacshon" said ted

so they went to de first tabli, named table 736

and sittin there was pees'lubn andistan'dhin

"Omg hai' jesus" said wistnon

"Hello winstoon" sayd jesus

"what up" say wiston

"look at that" jesus said and pointe to a papir on the wall

The paper was a wanted poster with an image of some girl wit spirit channelin cloths

"whos dat girl" winston said

"No i waz talking aboot te thing next too it" jesus saiid

And nect to the paper waz a WALL

"wow look a wall" said winston

"I kno right" sed jesis "its almost as hot as de owner of dis restrant"

"what?" askd winston

"nver mind" said jeus

"teres someting wird" said ted

"what shud we do then" winston winstoned

"the thing" said ted and he pulled out magatama

Then Ted sayed "Hey jesus I thot u were poor why are u at this expensive restaurant"

and then 3 SIKE LOCKS APPARED

"wuut made u fink im poor" said Jesus

"becaus a month ago we talkled and u say you poor" said ted

and den 1 phicke lock broke

then jesus said "bro i'm not poor because jakkid166 paid me to appear in Phoenix Wright: Ace Christian by jakkid166"

"But bro jakkid166 is homeless and poor so he wouldn't have paid you anything " saeuihd ted

and den 1 phicke lock broke

"oh dang then y u think i was hear?" jesus said

"yew said it yurself. you think te owner of this restraunant is hot" said ted

" I guess u found out my secret. I'm in love with jean armstrong" jesus confised

"u shud tell him yer FEELINGS" sayd winston

"but im scarred" said kesus

"then think"

"ok"

"well it was nice talking to you" and winston and ted left

"By the way wasn't the phyche locks wrights ability" syaud winst

"before the trial I made a bet with him where he's give me his magatama if the client was proven guilty" ted said

"what if the client was proven innocent" winston asked

"he'd give me the magatama"

"oh okay that makes sence"

so they went to de second tabli, named table 54.496

and at de table was sum girl with sperit medium clothies

"i feel like iv seen her befor" said ted

"yea but wear" said paine

"I dont know" sed ted

"hey im a gurl" sayed the girl "and mu name is Maya"

"hi im Ted" said winston

"and im winston" said winston "but u can call me pain"

"cool" "hey du u guys like burgers" said mayu

"ye but deres peen a shortage of burgers resently" said sad winston

then ted said "my borfrend here is packin' quit a large burger under thos panties of his if u know what a mean" and he did a sexy wink lik animu guy from anime

"s-stop it ted" winston blushed

"Burgers..." maya mumbuled, getting closer to wwinston

"wat u doin" winston said woried, but she onli got closer

"BuRgErS" she sayayed and winston was scare

"get awai from hum!" shoted ted, but maya onlyy got closer, and she started vibrating

"BURGERS..." and she was super close to winston and he fout he was gonna die but den ted said "THATS ENOUF" and de two of dem left de tabel

but maya kept staring at winston like a creepy beepy

so they went to de third tabli, named table π

and sittin dere was…

"ZVARRI! The truth has been made clear to me now!"

"The two of you are lovers!"

"wow" siaid winston "we got to c a deduction of the ace detective himselv, Luke Atmey!"

"ho'wd you know" said ted

"i heared u guys say u were lovers in de other table" said Luke

"Thats amazin" said Winston "your so smart"

"Why thank you" say Luke and he kissed his girlfriend, wich is his magnifing glass

"do u like to do"

"yes i like to do"

"ok bye" sid winston and dey went bacc to deir tablel and sat

maya was still starin at winston

"wen is de food gonna get its ben like 10 trillion seconds" wined winston

"dont wori babe the fods gona be ere soon"

and then the food was there

"Cool" syald payne "lettuce eat"

BUT THEN MAYA STARTED RUNNIN TOWARDS WINSTON

"NO MY LOUV ILL PROTICT U" ted shoutid in angry

TO BE CONTINUDED

(authurs note: haha did u like de vlaneutines spesal i thot itwas good and in te nex chapts deres gonna ba an EPIC FIGHT SCENE)

random dude: IDIOT YESTRER DAY WAS VAJSlKUINSTAY NOW U DAI

(authors note: nononoonono i not wants to dye)

and i died cus i dint tinish the homwurk on tyme