chip 3: the EPIK BATTIL

(a/n: sum dud sed this waz trool in te reviews buts i donmt evin no what trool is butt dis fanfik is very serous and also canon)

(anywais now were wii left of)

maye was about 2 do the badd thing and she saed "i kno ur hid berger in ur pant winston"

"NO" sed ted "IT WAS JOK"

"u cant lie to mii" and she jummpid on winst

"ew no donut toch me" winston siad and he had the scares

she was tring to pul hus patens down

BUT THEN

TEDS EYES GRU 10 FOOT AND KNOKED MAYA OFF WINSTM AND SHE FLU PACK LIK ANIMAY

"if its a fiyt u went then its a fite u get" meya saiad and she grabid teds longth eye and flung him into de wall

"no my luv" winstons showted but it was 2 lat and ted smaked into the wall and blaked out

now wintot was ager and yid "u wonet gets awai wit hiss" and he rans up to mayu and DEY HADS AN EPIC DUEL

winsto punch maye but ten she dodged it and punch bacc

but ten he dodged it and punch bacc

but ten she dodged it and punch bacc

but ten he dodged it and punch bacc

but ten she dodged it and punch bacc

but ten he dodged it and punch bacc

but ten she ayeyed "enof of this" and she SLAPED winstons glases off his hed

"no my gasses" sey winston and he bent don looksing fur his glasess lik te kid from de gews game

"this is my chans" maye thot and she was gona pull his patenes down

BUT THEN

LUKE ATMEY PUSH MAYA AWAI

"wat in de hekck" se mayi

"ZVARRI" sead luke atmey "you cant do that thats not nice"

"thats wright!" sed jesus and he use his jesus power to make a smol hole in wall causing sonlight to get in

"lol lite cant do anyfing too me" laughd maya

BUT THEN

LUKE ATME PONTED HIS MAGNIFLYING GLASS AT MAYI AND LIGHT WENT THREW IT AND SHE WAS ON FIER

"ahh my heds on fere!" sed maya and she stoped droped and rolled and the fire died

"haha u kant burn me" sed maya and she ran towards luke and kickd him in the facce and he flu thru the air

"ZVARRI" said luke "it seems I am screwed"

"no my luv" magnilying glass showted but it was 2 lat and luke smaked into the wall and blaked out

now magnifling galass was ager and yid "u wonet gets awai wit hiss" and he rans up to mayu and DEY HADS AN EPIC DUEL

the glass thru a nife at maua but she ate it

"dye, glass-ass" she sed and and she SLAPED magnyfieing glasses's glases off his hed

"no my gasses" sey magnifeining and he bent don looksing fur his glasess lik te kid from de gews game

then maeia wint to winston who wsas still lewking fur glasses and she was abuut to take his panetets off

BUT THEN

SOMEONE SEAD "OBJECTION" AND BURRST THROU THE DOOR AND DID AN EPIC POINT

IT WAS PHENICIKS (dead edishon)

"u cant rome free maya, ur hamburger fetish is a dagner to society" he said

"you fool, im to powerfel now, with every birger i eat i becum stronger"

"well i have a gun" siald phenics "gkv up or i shot"

"no" bed maya

"fine" sed penix and he shot the gun

but maya dogded the gun "hah u misssed"

"not this time" said fenix and he shot agen

The bullet hit maye in the pinky "ow" she cried "dat hurt"

"thereres moar were that came from" fenix sed "do u give up"

"no" bed maya

"fine" sed penix and he shot the gun

BUT THEN

MAYA CHANNELED BILL NYE THE SINCE GUY

and then maya, channiling bill nye dodegedegid the bullet

(a/n: i dont kno how bill nye talks so im gona use random quots i find on goggle)

"Evolution is the fundamental idea in all of life science - in all of biology." bill sad

"wow succh wizdum" said peniks "butt its to late" and he shot agan

"One of the drawbacks of English is you can't spell things by hearing them." bllill seid and dodjid agein

"wtf u meme i splell jost fien" seaid fenicks

"A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway." and billl threw a tv at pheniks but he missed

"hey" yelled pejnix "thats not funni ur destreing propserty"

"The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it." sed bill

"if u keep lafing i pnunch u" thretened phoenix

"Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does." laughid bell

"THATS IT" sled peisnix and he punched bill out of mayas body

"ow wut de hec bro I thought u wer supposed to be a pro wesler" said maya

"lol" said bill and was unchannled

"du yu giv yup now" said penx

"no" sed meya "its time 4 my last wii sports resort" and she chnalled anothers person

the person hads big bests and lots of makup

(thankcks u/bnfr97 for de fanart btw)

"it cant be.." said jesus in worry

"who that" say fenics

"her name is Iwan Twavecex" said jesus "and shes the thottiest thot to ever thot"

"oh no" sed penix

"OH YES" said iwan "my my ur looking fine boi ;)" and she got close to phenix

"get back or i shoot" sed phoenix

"oh yus shot me daddy bullets r hella hot" she said

"NO" yelled phenicx "how is she immune to mu epicness and how kan i beet her"

"back down my child" said jesus "i will destroy this thot"

"oh no its jesus im so skered" sed iwan sarcastikley

then jesus threw holy water at her

"ow it burns" sed Iwan

"do u giv zup now" sen phwneix

BUT THEN

JEAN ARMSTRONG (aka the creampuff man) CAME FROM THE KITCHEN

"wats all ze commotin abo- AHH WAT HAPPENED"

"ooh, u look kinda hot" said iwan

"sory but im not into girls" said jean but iwan only got closer

"get away from dim" yelled jesus and jean was scare

BUT THEN

IWAN LEAPED AT JEAN

BUT THEN

JESUS DIVED IN AND SAVED JEAN

BUT THEN

JESUS AND JEAN HAD AN EPIC FUSHON LIKE STEVENUNIVERSEDRAGONBALL

"my name is Jeansus and ur dead" sed Jeansus in epic voise and he threw holypuffs at iwan twavecex (creampuffs fililed with holy water insead of creem)

iwan yelled "WHAT THE F-" but then she akidently ate a holypuff

"AH MY INSIDES ARE BURNING" screamed iwan and she came out of mayas body

maya fainted to the floor and jeansus unfused

"wow that was cool" sed penix

also winston found his glasses and put them on

"yes finally I fund them" said winston haply

also megnifeing glass found his glasses and put them on

"yes finally I fund them" said mlagnidieing glass haply

also ted and luke atmey woke up

"thanks for protecting me me guys" winston saeyid while crying happi

"no problem winst" everyone seid "it was the wright thing to do"

"also sory right fur callin u stupit" sayd winitson

"aw its fin" sid write

then winston turned to ted

"i hope i never lose you" said winston

"me too" say ted and they kissed

"i hope i never lose you" said jean

"me too" say jesus and they kissed

"i hope i never lose you" said luke

"me too" say malagniflying glass and they kissed

"i hope i never lose you" said phoenix

"me too" say attorney badge and they kissed

"lets all take a happi picture" sauid ted

"ZVARRI" said luke "dats a good idea"

"say cheese" said camera

And tey all toock a happe photo

THE END

(a/n: wat u guys think of dis capts? if u lick it plz gib a reviw i needs attenshon)