Sirius groaned as he used his pillow to cover his ears from the awful sound of the alarm charm Remus seemed to like waking to. The noise was awful, and didn't help the headache he could already feel growing. James had been all too happy to help him drink one more bottle after Gryffindor won the Quidditch Cup, for the sixth time in a row and the party had continued even after they had woken from their drunken slumber anywhere in the Gryffindor Common Room.
Mercifully, the beeping stopped moments later, and Sirius's head hit the pillow again. It felt like it had merely been a moment of his head resting on the precious pillow, before it was being cruelly yanked out from under his head.
"Sirius! You're going to be late!"
"Can't we just cancel Monday? It's not like anyone cares…" Sirius mumbled, still sleepily snuggling into the warm blankets around him.
A shot of ice cold water hit him in the face, and drenched the blankets around Sirius forcing him to face the icy cold as he fell off the other end of the bed with a yelp. He certainly didn't remember the air being that cold…
"Remus!" Sirius whined, only for the icy stream of water to continue hitting him, until he started shivering.
There was no way to go back to sleep now, Sirius thought mournfully as he opened his eyes to see a smirking Remus. The git didn't even have the decency to look ashamed.
"I would suggest heading to the bathrooms soon. Lily's on a rampage to wake James. She'll be here soon, and I doubt she'll appreciate the… view," Remus said, his smirk growing deeper as Sirius hurriedly grabbed everything he needed before half-running towards the bathroom.
Written for September Event – Back to School [Can't we just cancel Monday? It's not like anyone cares…"]