Fred and George watched in barely veiled glee as their brother gulped down his daily goblet of pumpkin juice. Once done, Ron immediately moved to stuff more food into his mouth, and the twins high fived each other on a job well done.
Lee rolled his eyes at the antics of the twins, wondering what they had done this time. They never explained until after the prank had been completed, claiming that doing so ruins the prank.
It was, therefore, rather concerning to everyone else in the Great Hall when Ron Weasley stood from the Gryffindor table, meal half finished, and walked straight to the Slytherin table. His target wasn't completely known until the boy stopped in front of Draco Malfoy, who was watching him warily.
"Oh Draco! You're blond hair is as brilliant as the sun, and your voice could probably put trolls to sleep without trying. I love you, Draco!"
The stunned silence that filled the hall caused Fred and George great satisfaction.
Draco looked alarmed, "What's wrong with you, Weasley? Taken a dose of Essence of Insanity?"
"Right on the button, he is!" Fred whispered conspiratorially.
"Right on the button!" George whispered, not taking his eyes off the scene.
"But Draco! You're hair looks so soft, I always hope to be able to run my hand through it!" Ron cried desperately, only causing a nearly fearful expression to cross Draco's face.
"Weasley! What do you think you're doing? Back to your Gryffindor table, it's clear you've caused enough trouble here already!" Snape said, stalking down the Slytherin table towards the Gryffindor.
"But I love him, Professor! I love him!"
The first of the giggles broke through the silence, followed by several more, and soon the entire hall was laughing uproariously. Even the Professors could barely hold their laughter.
Fred and George's high five went unnoticed over the laughter.
Written for October Halloween Event: Bingo [(potion) Essence of Insanity]