Fred and George thought it would be funny to lace Ron's pumpkin juice with Amortentia to lighten the heavy spirits around Hogwarts. They hadn't thought that the first person he saw would be Professor Umbridge…
The woman had been surprised, and had believed it to the prank Fred and George had wanted it to be, but that had changed when Ron had, somehow, managed to produce a bouquet of the pinkest roses either of the twins had ever seen. Ignoring the shock at the fact that this was Ron who had managed that kind of magic on the first try, because, really, what was that against the utter horror they felt when Ron professed his undying love to the woman in the middle of lunch.
Dumbledore had been the only person to smile genially despite his raised eyebrow. Everyone else simply took on varying shades of green, ensuring that none of the lunch was touched that day. Fred and George wouldn't have been particularly surprised if there were sounds of retching too…
"No Amortentia, Fred."
"No Amortentia," Fred agreed.
With no known cure, they would just have to wait until the potion wore off, and who knew how long that would take?
Written for October Event: Bingo – amortentia
Written for Ultimate Chocolate Frog Club: Imp (Write about someone who tries to be funny and fails)