The aftermath of the potluck blows through the office. Mercedes wants her woman. Lysithea discovers a glitch. Ferdinand shows the new intern around.
To: Ferdinand von Aegir
From: Seteth Cichol
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 8:49 AM
RE: New intern
Ferdinand, I need you to show my daughter around the office. She will be interning here for the foreseeable future as an office assistant.
It is crucial that she has a good experience here, Ferdinand. I am trusting you to impart a good image of our company upon my daughter, do you understand?
I am relying on you.
Seteth
To: Linhardt von Hevring
From: Lysithea von Ordelia
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 8:56 AM
RE: What's going on?
Lin, why do the security cameras keep turning off and on? Is Hanneman having you do something?
Lysithea
To: Seteth Cichol
From: Ferdinand von Aegir
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 8:57 AM
RE: RE: New intern
I understand, Seteth! Worry not, I shall take care of everything!
Ferdinand von Aegir
To: Manuela Casagranda; Petra Macneary; Sylvain Jose Gautier
From: Ferdinand von Aegir
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:01 AM
RE: Seteth's married?
Did any of you know that Seteth was married? Because I did not and now I'm going to be showing his daughter around the office on her first day.
Ferdinand von Aegir
To: Ferdinand von Aegir; Petra Macneary; Manuela Casagranda
From: Sylvain Jose Gautier
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:02 AM
RE: RE:Seteth's married?
Is his daughter cute?
Sylvain
To: Sylvain Jose Gautier; Ferdinand von Aegir; Manuela Casagranda
From: Petra Macneary
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:07 AM
RE: RE: RE: Seteth's married?
Sylvain, are you not getting fucked by Felix until you are not having breathing anymore?
Petra
To: Petra Macneary; Sylvain Jose Gautier; Ferdinand von Aegir
From: Manuela Casagranda
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:10 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: Seteth's married?
Petra, honey, where did you hear that?
Manuela
To: Manuela Casagranda; Sylvain Jose Gautier; Ferdinand von Aegir
From: Petra Macneary
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:12 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Seteth's married?
Hilda is telling me that is what you call it in Fódlan!
Petra
To: Petra Macneary; Sylvain Jose Gautier; Ferdinand von Aegir
From: Manuela Casagranda
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:14 Am
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Seteth's married?
Petra we need to have a talk about when and when not to listen to Hilda.
Manuela
To: Claude von Reigan; Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
From: Edelgard von Hresvelg
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:20 AM
RE: The potluck
We need to talk about how we can ban the potluck.
Edelgard
To: Ferdinand von Aegir
From: Flayn Cethleann
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:29 AM
RE: I am here!
Mr. Ferdinand,
I have arrived! My father told me to send you an email when I got here! I'm very excited for my first day.
Flayn
To: Linhardt von Hevring
From: Lysithea von Ordelia
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:31 AM
RE: Okay, come on
Linhardt, for real, what's going on with our cameras? Are you remote accessing them for some reason?
Lysithea
To: Lysithea von Ordelia
From: Hanneman von Essar
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:35 AM
RE: What is happening?
Lysithea, what is going on? I'm getting locked out of my admin access, are you up to something?
Hanneman
To: Edelgard von Hresvelg; Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
From: Claude von Reigan
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:37 AM
RE: RE: The potluck
That was the best potluck I've ever been to.
Claude
To: Hanneman von Essar
From: Lysithea von Ordelia
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:40 AM
RE: RE: What is happening?
I can't find Linhardt to ask him, but it's not me.
Lysithea
To: Lysithea von Ordelia; Linhardt von Hevring
From: Hanneman von Essar
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:42 AM
RE: Meeting
IT meeting, now. My office.
Hanneman
To: Byleth Sothis Eisner
From: Mercedes von Martritz
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:56 AM
RE: Hiiiii
So, have you talked to Dorothea yet?
Mercie
To: Claude von Reigan; Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
From: Edelgard von Hresvelg
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:57 AM
RE: RE: RE: The potluck
That potluck was a mess. Raphael got into that contest with Caspar about who could eat the most peppers. Petra set fire to the chicken. Linhardt slept underneath the desert table. And that's just a few of the things.
If word got out about how we behave at these events, the company's image would be ruined.
Edelgard
To: Edelgard von Hresvelg; Claude von Reigan
From: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 9:59 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: The potluck
Our previous CEO committed fraud and nearly ran us into the ground. I think our image can't get any lower.
Dimitri
To: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd; Claude von Reigan
From: Edelgard von Hresvelg
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:01 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: The potluck
Yes, but you can't tell me that Hilda making out with Marianne in the middle of the event was a good image for us.
Edelgard
To: Edelgard von Hresvelg; Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
From: Claude von Reigan
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:04 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: The potluck
That one's on me, I bet Hilda money she couldn't make her and Marianne official by the end of the potluck. Oops.
Claude
To: Mercedes von Martritz
From: Byleth Sothis Eisner
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:07 AM
RE: RE: Hiiiii
I heard you two had a little escapade a few days ago, if that's what you mean.
By
To: Ferdinand von Aegir
From: Flayn Cethleann
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:26 AM
RE: Where are you?
Ferdinand, where did you go?
Flayn
To: Flayn Cethleann
From: Ferdinand von Aegir
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:34 AM
RE: RE: Where are you?
Do not worry, Flayn! I will find you fish for lunch, I swear!
Ferdinand von Aegir
To: Byleth Sothis Eisner
From: Mercedes von Martritz
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:35 AM
RE: RE: RE: Hiiiii
Dorothea is really good with her hands.
Mercie
To: Mercedes von Martritz
From: Byleth Sothis Eisner
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:37 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: Hiiiii
Do you want my help or not?
Byleth
To: Byleth Sothis Eisner
From: Mercedes von Martritz
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:41 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Hiiiii
Yes, please. She's working from home again today but I know she's not sick.
Mercie
To: Seteth CIchol; Catherine Rubens Charon; Shamir Nevrand; Jeralt Reus Eisner
From: Hanneman von Essar
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:42 AM
RE: Emergency Meeting
Our network was hacked and our cameras are being remotely accessed. Please come to the IT department as quickly as you can.
Hanneman
To: Dorothea Arnault
From: Byleth Sothis Eisner
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:47 AM
RE: PLEASE
Seriously, just talk to her. Or else I'm telling her to go to your place. I have your spare key.
By
To: Byleth Sothis Eisner
From: Dorothea Arnault
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:52 AM
RE: RE: PLEASE
Don't you dare.
Dorothea
To: Emblem Corp. Staff
From: Jeralt Reus Eisner
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 10:57 AM
RE: Technical Difficulties
Employees, due to some technical difficulties we're experiencing today, we will be shutting off the company wifi for about one hour. This is a sensitive issue, so please do not try to access any Emblem Corp. accounts while we address this.
Jeralt
To: Dedue Molinaro
From: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
Sent: A Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:13 AM
RE: VICTORY
I'VE GOT IT.
Dimitri
To: Claude von Reigan
From: Hubert von Vestra
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:15 AM
RE: A request
I have stolen your coffee mug back from Dimitri. If you agree with Edelgard, I will return it.
Hubert
To: Hubert von Vestra
From: Claude von Reigan
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:18 AM
RE: RE: A request
You'll return that mug to me or else I'll let your darling Edelgard know about the Incident.
Claude
To: Claude von Reigan
From: Hubert von Vestra
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:21 AM
RE: RE: RE: A request
The coffee mug is back on your desk.
Hubert
To: Emblem Corp. Staff
From: Jeralt Reus Eisner
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:25 AM
RE: RE: Technical Difficulties
We believe the issue has been taken care of. Thank you all for your cooperation.
Jeralt
To: Seteth Cichol; Catherine Rubens Charon; Shamir Nevrand; Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd; Edelgard von Hresvelg; Claude von Reigan; Alois Rangeld
From: Jeralt Reus Eisner
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:26 AM
RE: Conference room, now
Meeting in the conference room. Situation is not resolved and we have work to do.
Jeralt
To: Dedue Molinaro
From: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:27 AM
RE: FUCK
WHERE IS IT.
Dimitri
To: Byleth Sothis Eisner
From: Dorothea Arnault
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:31 AM
RE: Um
So I think we're dating.
Dorothea
To: Dorothea Arnault
From: Byleth Sothis Eisner
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:33 AM
RE: RE: Um
You think?
By
To: Byleth Sothis Eisner
From: Dorothea Arnault
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:36 AM
RE: RE: RE: Um
She called me and said, "Do you love me?"
I said, "Yeah."
She said, "Then we're dating. Now I have to go back to work."
So I think?
Dorothea
To: Seteth Cichol
From: Flayn Cethleann
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:46 am
RE: Where is Ferdinand?
Father, I cannot find Ferdinand! He disappeared before the company wide email and has not reappeared since!
A nice woman named Hilda has been teaching me all about the office and how things work, though, so worry not about me, but about Ferdinand!
Flayn
To: Dorothea Arnault; Mercedes von Martritz; Byleth Sothis Eisner; Marianne von Edmund
From: Hilda Valentine Goneril
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:52 AM
RE: I like this one
This new intern Flayn is the cutest, I'm making sure she knows all about the office gossip.
Hilda
To: Hilda Valentine Goneril; Dorothea Arnault; Mercedes von Martritz; Byleth Sothis Eisner
From: Marianne von Edmund
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 11:59 AM
RE: RE: I like this one
I'm very worried about her now.
Mari
To: Ferdinand von Aegir
From: Seteth Cichol
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 12:03 PM
RE: Your absence
Where are you.
Seteth
To: Lysithea von Ordelia; Hanneman von Essar
From: Linhardt von Hevring
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 12:07 PM
RE: What's going on?
Hey, I just woke up, what did I miss?
Linhardt
To: Linhardt von Hevring; Lysithea von Ordelia
From: Hanneman von Essar
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 12:14 PM
RE: RE: What's going on?
I really want to fire you right now.
Hanneman
To: Seteth Cichol
From: Ferdinand von Aegir
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 12:46 PM
RE: RE: Your absence
Your daughter asked me if there were any fish options for lunch. Since there aren't, I went to go across the street to pick her up something.
But on the way, there was this poor raccoon in the street that almost got hit by a car. His paw was bleeding and I could help but dive in front of a car and rescue him. I got kinda roughed up, but I'm okay. More importantly, Snuggles was safe. So I took him to the vet where I had to wait in line for a while. But they managed to get Snuggles in and patch him up!
So I had to bring him home, right? With him injured like that, there was no way that I could let him go. I quick stopped home to drop him off after buying a kennel for him (just for the time being!) and along the way I ran into our janitor Cyril! Or rather, he was in my house. That was kind of weird.
I asked him, what are you doing here? He said something about cleaning up my house, though he had my confidential work laptop with him. I asked him if I could have it, because I guess I had forgotten it at home. Silly me, leaving around all those financial records! Cyril told me he wasn't done cleaning it and I think he was trying to take it back to work for me! What a gentleman, but I am Ferdinand von Aegir, I need no help!
Snuggles jumped at him, rushing to my aid and Cryil dropped the laptop, giving me the chance to get it. Unfortunately, Cyril got kind of scratched up so I had to drive him to the hospital. They were kind of weirded out that Snuggles was still with me but they took him.
I brought Snuggles back home and realized that I hadn't gotten Flayn her fish sandwich from the fast food place! So I am now in line, waiting to order! Let her know I am coming to rescue her!
Ferdinand von Aegir
To: Linhardt von hevring
From: Lysithea von Ordelia
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 12:52 PM
RE: Rhea's back
You missed Rhea hiring someone to try and steal our financial details.
Lysithea
To: Lysithea von Ordelia
From: Linhardt von Hevring
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 12:59 PM
RE: RE: Rhea's back
Oh wow. Wake me up again if she tries again.
Linhardt
To: Linhardt von Hevring
From: Lysithea von Ordelia
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:03 PM
RE: RE: RE: Rhea's back
You'll get fired if you do that again. Hanneman's pissed.
Lysithea
To: Ferdinand von Aegir
From: Seteth Cichol
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:06 PM
RE: RE: RE: Your absence
You are an imbecile. But somehow you have managed to give us a lead on the current situation. I hate that I must say it, but thank you.
And for goddess' sake, go bring Snuggles to a shelter.
Seteth
To: Seteth Cichol
From: Hanneman von Essar
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:10 PM
RE: New development
Linhardt just tracked down the IP address of who hacked us. He did it in a fourth of the time we've spent trying and failing.
Let's call the police.
Hanneman
To: Lysithea von Ordelia
From: Linhardt von Hevring
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:11 PM
RE: RE: RE: RE: Rhea's back
Okay, now it's nap time.
Linhardt
To: Dorothea Arnault
From: Mercedes von Martritz
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:23 PM
RE: Date?
So, date tonight? Let's just get on a normal footing, shall we? I just want to be with you, I have for a really long time.
Mercie
To: Mercedes von Martritz
From: Dorothea Arnault
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:29 PM
RE: RE: Date?
Yes to the date, I want to take things slow.
And I've wanted to be with you for a while too. I've never been with someone that I actually felt this for. I'll make it up to you tonight and every night after.
Dorothea
To: Shamir Nevrand; Catherine Rubens Charon
From: Edelgard von Hresvelg
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:43 PM
RE: Kill the potluck
Is it possible to cancel the potluck next year after this year's display?
Edelgard
To: Edelgard von Hresvelg; Shamir Nevrand
From: Catherine Rubens Charon
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:47 PM
RE: RE: Kill the potluck
Between Sylvain snorting pretzel salt and Ingrid punching Dimitri in the stomach, I thought it was a pretty good potluck.
Catherine
To: Catherine Rubens Charon; Edelgard von Hresvelg
From: Shamir Nevrand
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:53 PM
RE: RE: RE: Kill the potluck
It was certainly better than last year when Hubert insisted that the punch had been poisoned.
Shamir
To: Shamir Nevrand; Catherine Rubens Charon
From: Edelgard von Hresvelg
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 1:55 PM
RE: RE: RE: RE: Kill the potluck
He's sensitive about that, don't bring it up.
Edelgard
To: Flayn Cethleann
From: Seteth Cichol
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 2:04 PM
RE: How was it?
Flayn, how was your day? I apologize for Ferdinand's disappearance, I had him run on a little assignment.
Father
To: Seteth Cichol
From: Flayn Cethleann
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 2:06 PM
RE: RE: How was it?
Father, it was grand! I love it here! I can't wait for my first real day tomorrow!
Flayn
P.S. Apparently a lot of the staff were not aware that you were married? Have you not told anyone about me?
To: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
From: Dedue Molinaro
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 2:32 PM
RE: Hubert
The mug is missing. I believe Hubert is responsible.
Dedue
To: Dedue Molinaro
From: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
Sent: Wednesday, Red Wolf Moon 13, 2:46 PM
RE: RE: Hubert
So, Edelgard has declared her side. I will make her regret that.
Dimitri
Author Notes: Flayn is here! We'll be trickling in new characters gradually now. I've got plans. I expect Anna, Jeritza, Monica, Tomas and Gilbert to make appearances in some capacity. If someone you want isn't on that list (or here already), just let me know!