A/N: Just because there's no better way to bond than to bond over food!
Fire and water
"Can't believe this." Daniel mutters as he looks around his apartment, he doesn't like knowing people had been in there touching all his things. Well 'people', more like SG1. Sighing, he wanders to his fridge to find it completely empty- okay all the food is gone. Everywhere. Empty. He spent a lot on his last trip to the grocery store and it was all thrown away. "Unbelievable" he says.
"Yeah sorry about that." Jack says. Daniel jumps up in shock.
"Jack, what are you doing here? Better yet, Jack, how did you get into my home?"
"It was unlocked."
"No it wasn't."
"Yes it was."
"No it wasn't."
"Yes it was." Sam pitches in, squeezing past Jack to put some bags down. Daniel hadn't even noticed that Jack was carrying carrier bags. Even more confused Daniel asks,
"What are those?"
"It's food Daniel. You know, F.O.O.D." Jack spells out.
"Yeah I got that-" He turns to sam "Oh and hi Sam-" His eyes dart between his friends, in a querying tone he asks, "why?"
"Well we figured after throwing out your food you'd want something to eat." Sam cheerfully suggested, Daniel glares at Jack.
"You threw all my food away?"
"No, O'Neill and I did partake in… I believe they are called waffles?" Teal'c mysteriously adds, Daniel peers into his living room to see him stood there in his Hawaiian shirt.
"You ate my waffles?" He exclaims at Jack.
"We thought you weren't coming back!"
"And that makes it okay to eat my waffles, how?"
"Well I didn't want good food going to waste."
"Well I wouldn't know it was good food."
"Oh for crying out loud Daniel are we really arguing because I ate your damn waffles?"
"Yes we are. And we're not arguing, we're discussing." Jack rolls his eyes and talk to Sam who's quietly putting Daniel's food away.
"Maybe we should give her hand." Jack says.
"Yeah, good idea." Daniel agrees. The four of them put away Daniel's groceries, it certainly was not a four person job. Daniel served them all some lunch out of the food they bought and they all exchange stories of what happened while Daniel was 'dead'. Daniel was quite touched that it effected them so much, however they did have their brains altered so it could have had something to do with that. Sam and Teal'c left quite promptly after eating, leaving Daniel with Jack, after half an hour of conversation sprinkled with some bickering Jack goes to leave.
"Sorry I ate your waffles."
"Sorry for moaning at you for eating my waffles."
"Try not to die on us yeah, you had me worried."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I couldn't have you die without telling me where you got those really great tasting waffles from." Jack smiles to himself and closes the door behind him. Daniel rubs his eyes, and looks at his apartment. Nobody had been here really, and to see his team welcome themselves in was strange for Daniel as he was never one to have friends. But now he does, and they somehow know how to get into his apartment- when it's locked.