Brian Griffin (Family Guy):

"Listen here you self righteous, egotistical jerk; I've met a lot of dirt bags in my day and I've given them all the beating they deserve. But you are one of the few that takes the cake. You are one of the biggest hypocrites of the world, you drunk keyed my car, harassed Kiva until she kicked you where the sun son't shine, AND YOU TRIED TO GO BACK IN TIME TO STEAL MY ROBOT SO THAT YOU MAY BECOME FAMOUS AND GET LUCKY?! NOT EVEN JAMIE IS THAT BIG OF A CREEP! TIME TO PUT YOU DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL!"