Della Duck's Totally Awesome Guide to Bonding With Your Family!

by roxygoth

So, Della Duck is back home and Huey decided to give her a Diary so she can write down her thoughts and feeling about...well, everything, really. Instead she decided to write a guide. Learn how to bond with your three pre-teen boys! Discover how to build bridges with your twin, uncle, cousins and...well. Everyone really. Spoilers for - well. Everything Della related, really.

30. Setting the Scene

29/12/2019

Today's the day people! I, Della Duck, have come up with an idea to prove without doubt that Scrooges Committee of Total Prats are screwing over his employees!

I won't write it down here because if there's one thing I learned from watching murder mysteries it's that you don't write down incriminating stuff – like the exact steps you're going to do to blow the water out of an operation.

Okay, maybe I have been watching to much NCIS. But that's Webby's fault. Honestly! She sits there writing notes like. "So THAT's how you get blood out of upholstery!"

Now. I'm used to people saying random weird stuff – I am cousins with Feathry after all – but that caught me of guard. So I'm like: "Webby…? Why do you need to get blood out of upholstery?"

"I don't." She said, and I relaxed a bit. Then she added. "But I might."

That's weird isn't it? Considering I'm still not exactly sure what happened to Jane and Alastair

But I'm digressing. The point is tomorrow I will be able to prove to Scrooge and everyone that I'm not just a one-trick pony!

See ya tomorrow diary!