I'm Harry? Lets fix this mess Chapter 19, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer:

My dear J.K., the unthinkable has happened. Yes, your books have mated with a TV show, our Harry isn't a pure-blood anymore. It happened one night, it felt so right, I couldn't help but let it happen.

To honor you and the pure-blood faction, this story will come to a grand finale… or not, but like all good books and TV shows, we will do a spin-off, we blast Harry through the Stars, maybe add some alien pussy to the mix. We can only hope.

AN.: The first half of this chapter is for the ones who hate crossovers and we end it with a bang... Or keep going.

The second half is the start of my take on Harry screwing the galaxy a new one.

Now pet, your Mistress needs attention, you know what to do."

The next two hours were fantastic. All in all, today is a good day.

It took a long time but finally, I got some action. The first thing I need to learn is that anti-conception spell.

19 We go with a Big Bang.

When we entered our quarters the girls were pulled aside by the others in the office, a lot of giggling and screams until it suddenly stopped, and all was quiet. Now, this got me worried, if you hear them then nothing is wrong, but if it is silent, you know something is happening. Curious I took a peek in the office.

They are doing it again, bloody hell, it is porn night all over again, sitting around the pensive with a smile on their faces, I just know they are showing what happened in the room of requirement.

For Astoria it should be a speed course sex education, well, maybe she had one already with Screamy mum and dad. I was surprised Astoria was allowed to stay with us, then again, wizards are a strange breed. Reminiscing what happened today at the mansion brought a smile on my face, Basi was awesome, he was everything I hoped for. The talks with the parents went reassuringly well, I expected worse, certainly from the Granger's, their daughter shoved in a harem, is not a parent's dream for their little girl's future.

This is the big difference between boys and girls: If you are a boy, dad says: "Go get them, son, you have to have some experience before marriage." If you are a girl, dad says: "Stay away from my little girl, she will stay a virgin until her second child is born." Yep, dad loses his logic's when his little girl is involved.

A father's nightmare is his little girl coming home, shirt wrongly buttoned, and the boyfriend with a look on his face like 'I just shagged your little girl, old man.'

Now I have several fathers-in-law looking at me like that, waiting for the moment to hex me into next week.

Nope, I was not going to mention their porn addiction or the social pressure they put on the younger ones, not to mention the two older. It got me thinking, it is alright until forty, fifty maybe seventy because wizards live longer, but then misery starts, imagine a grandpa shagging eleven women? On a daily basis? We have to invent some serious stamina potions for that, I wonder how those sheiks are managing it without getting a hernia.

Anyway, I hope they didn't learn too much from Hermione, she got me paddled when the two others were distracting me, it was like §I like your pussssy Daphne, let me eat it all o… oow my bloody assss, that hurt.§ After that, I kept distracting her, cause she was eyeing the whip too much for my liking.

We need some books about that topic, if you spend ten years in a cupboard and get smacked around occasionally, it is hard to draw a line of a loving spanking play, and a heavy beating the wife.

And my idea of fun is not getting smacked around, been there, done that and hated it all. If Tracey likes it, that is fine I will happily spank her ass, put clamps on her nipples, blindfold her… I have to stop now, maybe I don't need books after all.

The giggling started again, the lesson is over, since it is almost bedtime, I hope there is practical homework. Tonksie and Hestia came over and sat next to me, "Husband, don't worry anymore, we just learned the spell to them all, we agreed to hold off with the babies until we are eighteen at least, we can have a blast for three years." Tonksie whispered: "Watch out for Astoria, I heard her talking to Hermione about paddles." When I paled, she couldn't hold her laughter anymore, "Husband you are too easy."

"Wel,l honey you just volunteered for a spanking." and pulled her over my knees slapping her but a few times.

Astoria: "Tonks is getting spanked, husband, you are doing it wrong, you have to lift the skirt, and smack her but with her panty on, then slowly remove them, rub on her but cheeks, slap them a few times, then you go for the pussy, tease the clit with your index finger and put your thumb in her pussy, or you put your index finger in her pussy and your thumb in her ass.

Everyone was looking at the youngest, what the hell are they teaching the kids these days?

Daphne: "Astoria? Where did you learn all that? Have you been reading the slutty books from mum?"

Astoria: "Well, sister after you went to school, I spend a lot of time in my room reading, when mum and dad thought I was in my room, they went lovy dovy all over the house. When I was with aunty they did the same, did you know aunty has specially made handcuffs? And a beautiful collar, with a ring on for a leash."

Flora: "Mum has those too, and rings at the wall to be tied on to."

"It seems the youngest know the most, anyway it is bedtime for me, night girls"

Hermoine: "for us to love, we will be right there." I stripped down to my boxers and went in bed, in my mind going over all the things I have to do tomorrow, like visiting the centaurs, informing them about the spider hunt, Sirius Black, no need to neuter him but… no I will go easy on the dude, eleven years in Askaban is no picnic. Dumbledore will have a visit though, I will tell him where his painting going to end up, I first thought about Myrtle's toilet but I can't let the girl suffer, so it is the thestrals dung pit.

The girls came in… Now I was glad my eyesight was 20/20, all in skimpy undies, some nervous, some living it up, well mostly me nervous, sexy wife coming to bed is great, eleven sexy wives coming to bed made me thinking about the stamina potions. It was the twin's turn to lay by my side, nestling to my sides, their hands going south which made little Harry happy, Hermoine took control and pulled the sheet back, "Tonks and Hestia can you show it to us again?"

Yep, little Harry was happy.

After breakfast I took a walk into the forbidden forest, alone, I knew the way roughly, so I made a lot of noise until I felt them surrounding me, yeah right, like a horse can do stealth. Let's troll them a bit.

"Mars was red this week, changes are coming to the herd."

Centaur: "What can a human know about the stars?"

"Well for one Mars is a planet, not a star, and she is always red, she is also named the red planet."

Horse-boy was fuming, holding his bow in hand, ready to shoot the insulting foal, meaning the foal is me.

Horse-boy: "What are you doing in our forest little wizard?"

"Well thank you for sharing this forest with us, I always heard you considered this forest your property, but now that you said our forest I am happy."

Horse-boy: "No this is our property!"

"I know, I never heard of such a selfless herd, like yours, you have my respect."

Another horse butted in, "Control yourself, Bane, it is shameful to get baited by a foal. Child, what is your name and purpose in this forest?"

"My name is Lord Harry Potter, for the moment I rule Hogwarts, and came to inform you of a hunting party next week in here." That got them on their back legs.

Horse what's his name: "You came to tell us, you come to hunt here? On us?"

"Well mister what's your name, I came to inform you, we are going to hunt in here, I never said hunting you, if we were I wouldn't tell you, that is asking to get killed isn't it?"

Horse what's his name: "My name is Magorian, leader of the herd. We will defend the unicorns with our lives." Leader of the herd he. Does he get to fuck all the mares? Maybe I ask him for advice, you know stamina-wise, do the other stallions have to watch? Comment on the side, take notes until they are the leader? We are drifting off-topic here, let us get back on track.

"Who in their right mind would want to hunt unicorns? Are you naffing crazy? No, next week I will escort a Goblin hunting party in here, and before you get on your rear legs again, it is to hunt and exterminate the acromantula nest. Hagrid is going to search for a new job, and I want to ask you to manage the forest yourself, if you know of other nasty creatures that don't belong in the forest let us know, the goblins are eager to blood their young."

Magorian: "It will be a great boon to see these spiders removed, we asked for years to cull that nest but were never allowed."

"The Goblin warriors are bringing their young to blood them in battle, it is an opportunity for their young to get their first kill against a big prey, all we ask from you is to guard the escape routes so every spider gets killed. Is next Thursday or Friday good for you?"

Magorian: "It is good, either day will do for us, you have our gratitude."

"I will send my friend Dobby with the right day and hour of our arrival."

Now I have to get out of here or they are going to name a horse after me… dammed I forgot to ask what they are eating, hay or people food, nope, I am not going to ask a mare how they give blowjobs, it is kind of hard to picture how to get down there.

Back in the hall, I spotted Neville, "Hey Nev I am going to visit Sirius at St Mungo's, care to join me, I can visit your mum afterward."

Neville: "We are allowed out of the castle?" I gave a look at Neville, seriously? I fucked this castle sideways, was more out than in the castle and he asked allowed?

"Nev, I was yesterday at Gringotts and my mansion in Wales, didn't you miss us?"

Neville shrugged: "We all thought you were shagging your girls." I wish I was, I almost shagged Hermione last night but little Harry was tired. Poor thing was worked to the bones, the only white left in my body was the white of my eyes, and at the end, even those were glazing over.

"Nah, we do other things to you know, so you are coming with me? I like to meet your mum."

Elf transport service is way better than floo or apparition. At the desk the welcoming witch asked: "what disease do you have or what accident did you have?" This is a clear case of job numbness.

"The Heir of the Most Noble and Most Ancient House of Longbottom to visit his parents the Lord and Lady of the Most Noble and Most Ancient House of Longbottom. And please do not ask my name or we will be here all day." That woke her up. "Heir Longbottom knows the way sir, can I ask what you are here for?"

"Well I am here to see my godfather Sirius Black, then a talk to Dumbledore, after, I will visit my Godmother Lady Longbottom." That is enough excitement for that poor bored nurse.

Sirius was living in style so to see, bodyguards at the door, private room, the mutt was being pampered.

"Padfoot how are you feeling today, did you check that nurse out that was just leaving here?"

Sirius: "Harry is that you? I heard so many strange rumors about you." Nah not going to repeat all that.

"Yeah, yeah, killed a basilisk, squibbed the old goat, enslaved snape, got all teachers in here, and married me eleven wives, and what did you do this week?" yes brag about your marauder day's, I'll brag about my wives, I haven't shagged them yet when little Harry revives, Hermione… no I have to be respectful, it is making love, I will make love to Hermione, then shag her silly, so she will forget that bloody whip.

It was to be expected that Sirius was a mess, I relayed what Regulus did and what Kreacher had to do.

Now the dog was crying, I definitely need to learn some tact. But hey what was I going to talk about? Compare our jails? Askaban versus Durskaban? See who got the worst deal? We found common ground talking about mum and dad, I said I was visiting my Godmother later, Sirius was surprised I wasn't living there. Crap, now I again have to relive the story from the day I got dropped on a doorstep… Did I get dropped? Not Harry got dropped? Weird.

My next visit was more fun, "Hello old goat, did the beard grow back yet? Tried to use magic yet? No response? No Harry you are getting dark? Oh, you are moping, don't you? Well, when I was cleaning my office, you can't believe the junk a man can gather over the years, and all those secret spots you know, I found the strangest things. The stone that got destroyed in my first year? Well, it became whole again, that office must be a magical spot, repairing priceless artifacts and all." His eyes began to twitch, it is a start, let us rub some more salt in the wounds.

"You know all the junk I found in there, second-hand books, Ugly clothes and those trinkets, I even found a golden locket, did you know there was an evil curse on it? I just took some basilisk venom and destroyed it, that thing gave a nasty scream." We have a winner! Dumbbell started to moan, "What have you done, the wizarding world is lost without me."

"I know, I know, but you will always have your painting give advice don't you, it is after all a privilege for the headmasters to have their painting at Hogwarts. And I have just the spot for you, it got a view on some rare creatures, I hope you like the thestrals dung heap, you have a spot right on top of it. I even got your name tag, Worst Headmaster ever. I had some others but this one sums it up, Deranged Lunatic came as a close second.

Did you know Voldy is dead now? Yes, yes I know about the Horcruxes, even the one in my head, it was a bitch to remove that one."

Dumbledore had his house of cards falling down on him. "The Horcruxes are destroyed? He is dead?"

"Sure old goat, I even got me a nice ring out of it, did you know I was related to the Peverell House? Well now I am Lord Peverell, it is said this ring has special powers, to bring the dead back for a talk, but that's just superstition, Who wants to talk to the dead anyway, better let them rest in peace."

Let us check, squib him? Check, destroy his dream? Check, fire his ass? Check, now all I have to do is say goodbye and visit my Godmother.

"I wish you a long and miserable life old goat fucker, you screwed my life up for eleven years, I hope you live that long, I also hope you have some money hidden away, The Goblins are harsh on the fines for not paying on time, I doubt you have a knut left, maybe Aberforth can hire you to tend my bar. Yes, I got me an Inn, some old goat could not pay his debts and here I am, owner of a sleazy Inn.

Please do not visit Hogwarts, the wards are set to kill you and your but boy."

That felt good, rubbing it in at that goat fucker who screwed my life up… screwed MY life up? Weird.

Nev was talking to his mum, dad was more catatonic. I got next to Neville and asked to be introduced.

I reached out with my magic, trying to feel inside her mind, I always wondered how you can get crazy from an hour of torture, I admit it hurt like hell, but eleven years crazy?

"Nev, who is their healer? Something isn't right here."

Neville: "He is a cousin from grans side of the family, Wulfric Rowle, he is head of this department."

"Nev, don't take this the wrong way, but you and I are going to Gringotts and meet my granny. It's important."

At Gringotts Skullbasher and Skullcleaver were on duty again, it was like they knew I was coming.

"Well met warriors, let us on Thursday blood your young, to bring honor to the Nation, and galleons in my vault." A good one even if I say so myself.

Skullcleaver: "Thursday it is then basiliskslayer, we surround them at night and attack before first light. We can see perfectly in the dark." They already have a battle plan, good for them.

"I leave it in your capable hands then, good hunting."

Inside Blooddagger was complaining I visited his mother more than him, well after reminding him of the galleons he was going to earn, he called granny in.

Granny: "Now what boy? In trouble again? You know I charge double on Sundays."

"Really? I thought Gringotts was open all week, so a Sunday is like every other day."

Whack! Another smack from her cane, Granny: "If I say I charge double on Sunday then it is double that day."

" Ok hold the cane, I came here for my God-brother, I think Dumbledore did a number on him too. Can you check him please, you may charge double."

Granny went to Neville with her dagger drawn, the poor boy almost shit his pants. Granny: "Relax boy I only hit basiliskslayer when he is disrespectful, which is all the time." Hold on to the comments, she has a dagger instead of a cane in her hand.

Granny went over Neville with her dagger and said: "your core is 50% bonded, and you have a loyalty potion to your family, strange, they stopped using them a hundred years ago because of the side effects."

"Let me guess, they become more docile and their magic weaker? Any idea who the potion master is?"

Granny: "Someone from his family, it is keyed to him so someone close."

Neville: "Loyalty potion? 50% bonded? Get it out of me please."

Blooddagger: "We will Heir Longbottom, I sense foul play in your family, so basiliskslayer will pick up the bill." Granny smiled: "and because it is Sunday the fee is double, and basiliskslayer told me to charge double, so I am four times happy to help you, Heir Longbottom." Bloody hell, the Wicked Witch of the West strikes again. At this rate, I'm going to be bankrupted.

Neville was lead to a ritual room and the bindings and potion were removed.

"Nev, keep this quiet until the next wizengamot. I suspect your gran and uncle Algy are a bit too power-hungry. I suspect your mum and dad are under a spell or potion to keep them numb. Tomorrow we are going to Madam Bones to get some answers, now that we are here let us buy a new wand. Is there someone else than Olivanders? That guy is an ass kisser of Dumbledore."

Yep always was suspicious of that guy, seven galleons for a wand? He uses phoenix feathers, dragon heartstring(whatever a string of a heart is), and unicorn tail hairs. He finds them where? On the street? The only phoenix know was Fawkes, and he gave only two feathers, where do the others come from? Maybe they are goose feathers painted red.

Granny: "Knock turn ally has one, pricey though, if you bring him some ingredients, you get a discount."

In the ally at a door with 'We have wands for everyone' I said "Come in Nev we get you a good one."

It was a bit anticlimactic, the standard fanfic choosing the wood and core… not happening, the rare ingredients was because he is a collector of it. He just measured Nevs magic, took a wand from a shelf, and gave it to Neville? Where is the light show? The boxes and stuff flying around? The surprise was written all over my face.

Shopkeeper: "Been to Olivander he? He does this to every young kid. I just have to measure his magic and a wand with the same resonance will do just fine, I will bind the wand to your friend to synchronize them together for better bonding. Olivander does this hidden in his show. I do the party tricks if it will make you feel better."

I knew it, any friend of Dumbledore is a phony. Meh. I have my wandless and a Hallow wand so who cares.

"Can you check his old wand, please? I think it is tampered with."

The shopkeeper looked at it, said: "This wand is bonded to another wizard, I have to remove the binding and bind it to your friend but the wand doesn't resonate with your friend and will not work perfectly."

"Let's leave the wand for your dad Nev, you can practice the rest of the day to get used to it. Dobby can you take us back please."

We arrived just in time for lunch, the wives were spread all over the place so I sat down with Neville at Gryffindors table next to the twins. Twin one: "Good day to you. My Lord." Twin two: "Indeed My lord with too many titles." Twin one: "Aye, and they are multiplying, growing." Twin two: "Miss Greengrass had a twin sister?" Twin one: "I thought we knew all of them."

"Well junior marauders, those are the mysteries of magic, some times I swear it is up to no good, but after all the mischief is done, it will turn to normal. What is up with Percy? He is looking around like he is expecting a prank from you guys."

Twin two: "We asked, he said expecting a letter from Charley." Twin one: "which is strange they used to fight and argue all the time." Percy came over carrying a letter "Lord Potter, I received this letter from my father to personally give to you, he said to await your response."

"I will read it in my study at Gryffindors quarter, and give my replay then." It probably was related to Ginny, and no, not number twelve, I have five too many already. Hmm... I find six wives normal? Enough? I am a greedy bastard after all.

I could have read it at the table, but that is for the peasants and rif-raf, you need to read them in your office… if you have one. Nah I am just messing with the ponce.

In my office I found an empty spot in a corner, the rest was confiscated by Susan, Hermione and Hannah, surrounded by the prefects and examiners, Tonksie and Hestia were chipping in too.

Mr. Weasley's letter contained his apology for the contract, that Mrs. Weasley trusted Dumbledore to be honorable. The contract was voided, and I was again thanked for saving her life.

I penned a response mentioning a sum of money to go for Ginny, the same as the other victims, and suggested a mind healer, being possessed for almost a year, leaves scars on the mind.

The afternoon went well, all the girls were enjoying their selves, I went to the room of requirement to practice my wandless magic.

I was having a blast, going all out with attacking and shielding, trying every combination I could think of, then I went for the elements, Like Skullbasher said, my fire magic is impressive, I doubt I can burn a dragon, but the rest is toast. My water magic is good too, some machines cut with water through stone, with enough imagination and enough pressure, I cut puppets in halve just with a water spell. Dobby killed my fun saying the girls were looking for me to have dinner together.

At dinner Missy came by, "Lord Potter, I would like to accept the job offer, when do you want me to start?"

Susan: "As fast as possible, we have a lot to catch up to, you can have a vacation in September if you want but this summer you are badly needed."

Missy: "That is fine for me, Tonks told me there are rooms available for chaperons, I would like the use of one, so I can move out of my parent's house, and lessen the burden on them."

Tonksie: "This is perfectly legal, she is an adult, so she can be a chaperon, there is no need for a grumpy nanny."

"And easy on the eyes too, Miss Harper, the terms are the same like I explained to Tonksie and Hestia, keep the male visitors to one at the time, no orgy's or raves if I am not invited. Just joking Miss Harper. You are free to have visitors, only don't make our house a tourist attraction. Your visitors have to be keyed into the wards though. I will assign Winky to be your main aid beside her other duty's."

Missy: "That is acceptable My Lord."

Hermoine: "we have to go over the owl years, mainly the theoretical ones."

After dinner I wrote to my chief editor of The Daily Fantasy to report truthfully on the trials of the death-eaters and of Fudge and the toad, I also asked for the wizarding wireless to be represented for live broadcasting of the trials.

Contracts for them to in the future, especially for skeeter.

Daphne and Tracey, with help from the twins and Astoria, Luna running up and down between the two groups, coordinating them, were almost done with the snake, the auction was planned in July in France. This was to attract more customers from the continent, Contracts were being signed with potion Masters to convert the venom in healing potions. I love it when the wives are making me money.

The evening was setting in, you know expectations can be worse than the action itself? Hermione got her mind set to pop her cherry tonight. And not one on one, but one on eleven, no pressure there, the worries started to drop in, will it be too painful for her, and scare the others away, or worse I can't control little Harry and he will release too soon, maybe she is disappointed like, is this all?

Would doggy style good for her first time? I don't think so either. What to use for foreplay? Do I cheat with my magic? I had to have some advantage over the girls.

Like that pokemon dude said: "Got to fuck them all." or something like that.

"Girls I am taking a bath." "We will join you, Harry." Great no pressure, keep little Harry alive until bedtime, with fifteen-year-old hormones. I made the bath extra bubbly, one by one they joined me.

Luna: "Let Astoria wash your hair husband, as the youngest her interactions with you must be non-sexual, the same goes for me and the twins, we can play but not cross boundaries. We will watch though, I did that all the time when mum was still alive."

Well even if I say they can't watch, they will see it in the pensive. It was fun, the girls shattering about their day, me and my day with Neville, the centaurs and Dumbledore. Hestia, about she prepared Missy about my orgy joke. Hermione was quiet and blushed all the time.

"Hermione, if you are not ready, we can wait, you know that do you? There are a lot of other things we can do." Oh fuck I hope she doesn't think about that whip.

Hermione: "No Harry, it will happen today, Tonks and Hestia are eager to make love to you, and I am sure Tracey and Daphne too." I swallowed, I have to do five today? Was Viagra invented already?

Susan: "We want it to but not now, in our vacation in France probably."

"Just say when loves." Keep acting cool dumb ass, use enough quotes from those trashy novels and we are good.

I lay in bed on the covers, surrounded by my wives, Hermione was nervous, Tonksie and Hestia coaching her.

"Daphne and Tracey, can you prepare Hermione, please, those boobs and her pussy needs attention."

Make it a group effort, it is better than ten girls watching me, Daphne and Tracey were happy to play along, "Don't forget Tonksie and Hestia dears, I will need help with them."

When the warm-up was over I lay down and pulled Hermione on top of me, we started kissing.

"Cowgirl style love, go at your own pace, you can go as fast and slow as you want to."

Tonksie and Hestia positioned themselves beside Hermione. Tonksie grabbed little Harry and guided him to Hermione's 'cave of wonders' Hestia guiding Hermione.

When little Harry glided in, suddenly two paddles appeared. A voice yelled, "Clear!" And I got a god-dammed electric shock, again "Clear!" With a higher voltage this time. Everything went black.

When I opened my eyes I heard a voice call out: "Harry Potter!" I looked around, I sat at the bloody Gryffindors table, Ron and Hermione in front of me, I looked up, again Bloody fucking hell? Dumbledore stood there with a paper slip in his hand, next to a cup with blue flames… ... "SON OFF A BITCH! ! !"

On another plane, Harry was concentrating on not cumming too fast, 'thanks old guy, thanks old guy, oh god this feels great, thanks, old guy, thanks old guy,' while he was shagging Hermione.

The mad train comes to a stop, all passengers of the pure-blood Harry faction are asked to leave in an

orderly fashion, they are invited though, to witness him screwing the crossovers sideways.

Disclaimer:

My dear J.K., the unthinkable has happened. Yes, your books have mated with a TV show, our Harry isn't a pure-blood anymore. It happened one night, it felt so right, I couldn't help but let it happen. but like all good books and TV shows, we will do a spin-off, we blast Harry through the stars, maybe add some alien pussy to the mix. We can only hope.

AN: This is a spin-off from: I'm Harry? Let's fix this mess. It is called Lets fix the galaxy To make a long story short, Kill a basilisk, claim the spoils and Lordships, and Harry ends up with eleven wives, they aged from thirteen to fifteen in two days, and he hasn't shagged one yet.

1 We begin with a Big Bang.

They are doing it again, bloody hell, it is porn night all over again, sitting around the pensive with a smile on their faces, I just know they are showing what happened in the room of requirement.

A father's nightmare is his little girl coming home, shirt wrongly buttoned and the boyfriend with a look on his face like 'I just shagged your little girl, old man.'

Now I have several fathers-in-law looking at me like that, waiting for the moment to hex me into next week.

We need some books about that topic, if you spend ten years in a cupboard and get smacked around occasionally, it is hard to draw a line of a loving spanking play, and a heavy beating the wife.

"Well, honey you just volunteered for a spanking." and pulled her over my knees slapping her but a few times.

Everyone was looking at the youngest, what the hell are they teaching the kids these days?

Daphne: "Astoria? Where did you learn all that? Have you been reading the slutty books from mum?"

Flora: "Mum has those too, and rings at the wall to be tied on to."

"It seems the youngest know the most, anyway it is bedtime for me, night girls"

Hermione: "for us to love, we will be right there." I stripped down to my boxers and went in bed, in my mind going over all the things I have to do tomorrow, like visiting the centaurs, informing them about the spider hunt, Sirius Black, no need to neuter him but… no I will go easy on the dude, eleven years in Askaban is no picnic. Dumbledore will have a visit though, I will tell him where his painting going to end up, I first thought about Myrtle's toilet but I can't let the girl suffer, so it is the thestrals dung pit.

The girls came in… Now I was glad my eyesight was 20/20, all in skimpy undies, some nervous some living it up, well mostly me nervous, sexy wife coming to bed is great, eleven sexy wives coming to bed made me thinking about the stamina potions. It was the twin's turn to lay by my side, nestling to my sides, their hands going south which made little Harry happy, Hermione took control and pulled the sheet back, "Tonks and Hestia can you show it to us again?"

Yep, little Harry was happy.

Waking up was a happy occasion, cuddled between the twins, when everyone was awake, Luna asked: "Are you going to Gringotts today husband? The Peverell vault? What did you see in there?"

"This is going to be a long story, honey, this is from my memories of that old guy.

About seventy million years ago in a galaxy a few million light-years away from here there was a race of aliens, looking a lot like us. They evolved over ten million years into two factions, a science one and a religious one. Both discovered that there is a higher plane of existence, and if you can shed your flesh body and evolve in an energy form you can live forever.

The religious faction was first to evolve, their leaders heavily cheating with sacrificing their believers.

Instead of helping others evolve, the few that did, began eradicating the people who were on the verge to evolve.

Slowly the science faction was hunted down, the society degraded from highly technological to a state of pre-industrial. The priests were given special powers to do miracles in the name of Origin or Ori

With a false promise that they to can evolve at the end of their life.

A small science force made a run for it and left their home galaxy, hunted by the Ori. With a lot of detours, they arrived in this galaxy here fifty million years ago. They colonized this galaxy, made big science break troughs, to make interstellar travel easy.

A network was created of stargates, that created a wormhole to connect two distant planets to each other, so you could cross the galaxy with one step through the portals. I am told apparating is almost the same principle.

They to began to evolve, but because the Ori abuses their power, they made a law of no intervention to the lower plain. Eventually, they made the earth their capital planet. With big city's, even capable of spaceflight.

Alien races were discovered, the four biggest formed an alliance, the Alterans, the oldest and gate builders, The Nox, a peaceful race with great mental capacity's, the Asgard a friendly race technologically evolved, and the Furlings, these are a more warrior race, mind you not a warlike race.

Seven million years ago a plague appeared. Some suspected the Ori, it was designed to be incurable for the Alterans, it was decided to leave this galaxy, they took their resources with them or dismantled them. Their capital ship was named Atlantis. That had some gasps from the girls.

They left some things because some became hermits on uninhabited planets. They send a pulse to eradicate most of the human life and seeded it again before they left.

In the Pegasus galaxy, they found a new home, they rebuild their society and called themselves Lanteans, concentrating more and more on evolving, ascending is a better word for it, and became laxer in their government, the Lanteans were so much more technologically developed than other races, the threat of one race was neglected until it was too late, the wraiths are an insect cross mutation with a Lantean, sucking the life force from their victims, leaving only a dry old husk.

They developed spaceflight and somehow began multiplying like crazy, starting a war with the Lanteans for supremacy. The Lanteans were weakened by neglect and their top scientist ascending.

Ten thousand years ago the war was about lost, they again removed most of their technology, only leaving some behind. Most of their people had learned to ascend.

The high council decided to sink their last cityship, Atlantis to the bottom of the ocean, faking its destruction and anchored it at the ocean bottom, a couple of thousand people decided to move to this galaxy again. Meaning this earth

After that, a lot ascended some mingled with the population, started to live among them, because of their highly developed body's most became telekinetic and telepathic and strong in the mind arts. The children took their traits and gave them through to their descendants who we now cal wizards and witches.

Now here we are, Alteran/Lantean with a seventy million years history, becoming a society that is trying to hold on to values from three hundred years ago. Not even believing we are capable of reaching the moon."

Hermoine: "How do you know this? Is there any proof to this?"

"In the Peverell vault, there are items I recognize, there are also the memories from the old man, our history was written in books, Stargate was a TV show and a movie that starts at 1994. If this is real, I have to stop the US military to go through the Stargate, they end up killing one of the main leaders of an evil faction, and set us up as a threat to their rule. Their policy is: if a world not under their rule becomes too modern, they fly their spaceships over them and bomb them back to the middle ages.

And proof? Well the Lanteans developed something like sharing their essence, I think it is sharing their magic as we did a while ago, I think with it I can share some knowledge I have with you all. Do you want to try it?"

Hermoine: "is it dangerous?"

"I don't think so, why don't we try it with one, if it works we add more until everybody is connected?"

Tracey: "I go first." "I think it is better to go to the bathroom first, this can take a while."

After ten minutes everybody was ready, I lay on the bed, "I will spread my magic ready to invite everyone in, Tracey first, she will give a signal if it is ok to join, enter one at the time."

Spreading my magic all over the girls, I felt Tracey connect, reaching out to her I embraced her and pulled her in, suddenly I could hear her voice in my head, "Master can you make some lights please?"

With a thought light appears me and Tracey naked on an open floor, could this be a mindscape from occlumency? With a thought, my mansion appeared, "This is better Master, clothes please?"

"Why don't you try to create some? It should work."

Bam! I was dressed like an actor in a gay porn movie, black leather, spikes all over, a collar in my hand for my pet, and a paddle in my other hand. Maybe, just maybe it was a better idea to do it myself.

Tracey stood there, cat women outfit in leather, sexy like hell asking for her collar.

"That is for later love, come here I want to try something," we moved in closer, I took her head in my hands and pressed our foreheads together, I concentrated on the Stargate show and tried to project it to Tracey, bit by bit. After a while, I stopped. "Are you ok Tracey?"

Tracey: "that was a lot in a couple of seconds, you have to reduce the amount of information, I know the show now, goa'uld are some kind of little snake parasites nestling on the human brainstem, I saw Atlantis and Destiny. Master, if Tonks and Hestia share their knowledge about their owls and newts then we can have an easy vacation instead of cramming it all in the normal way."

"My pet you just deserved a special evening with everything you desire, signal the others in."

With a happy face Tracey signaled the next one, I felt Susan connecting, I pulled her in, she looked at her naked body, then at me, jumped in my arms and said she loved me while telling her I loved her to Tracey put clothes on Susan, the theme today is sexy bondage leather. Susan examined her outfit compared it to Tracey's, concentrated and made Tracey's nipples bare, and put some clamps on them.

"Concentrate Sue, I will put some memories in." Repeating my action and putting the series in with a bit more care.

Susan: "That is so lifelike, is this really going to happen?" "Not if I can help it change."

I motioned to send the next one in Tonksie came in saw me in gay pimp clothes and started to laugh. Frowning I concentrated and she got a pink tutu with a glowing tiara, showing daddy's little girl, in her hand a pink wand that sprayed sparkles. Before this could escalate I asked Tracey for an outfit for Tonksie. Sexy Tonksie was happy with her outfit, it both screamed dangerous and bloody hot. The memories transfer went better, I pulled Daphne in who jumped me… it was Astoria, it was harder to keep them apart, a sexy outfit later I transferred the memories. Stunned about the story and technology she sat down to process the data.

I pulled Daphne in who jumped me… yep this time it was Daphne, she got the skimpy schoolgirl outfit, a skirt so short you could mistake it for a belt. A shirt that almost popped her boobs out and knee-high socks, someone has read some manga. Hestia got beachwear, a very skimpy bikini just covering her bits. Luna also got a bikini, she concentrated a bit and changed it into a monokini. The twins in a sexy leather outfit also with a collar and leash, they were happy with it, Hannah was the schoolteacher type, tight clothes, shirt buttoned open, a split on both sides high up.

Hermione came in, saw the outfits, gave herself some high heels, an open panty and a nipple-free bra. She shrugged "my parents are nudists, so I have no problems with being naked." When everybody had their memories analyzed, I shared what was stored in the Peverells vault.

It was a chair like the one in the antarctic, and a knowledge repository, also a lot of ZPM's I was already counting one for the antarctic chair, three for Atlantis, and one for a shipyard.

Hermoine: "can you process seventy million years of knowledge? That colonel had a hard time with it."

"Maybe store it in my mindscape? In compartments? I can try it now with Tonksie and Hestia, storing Runes, potions, arithmancy, and Auror training, what do you think Hestia and Tonksie?"

Hestia: "let us try one course, runes, or potions." she came to me and pressed her forehead to mine pouring the knowledge in, it went everywhere before I could guide it in a compartment, I also got trivial information from classes and interactions with other students, I had to clean a lot of it before it could be used. The knowledge of runes became clear, the different types, different alphabets, use at ward-stones and so on.

Tonksie approaches, "only runes love concentrate only on the knowledge of runes." Tonksie pressed her forehead against mine, this time I am prepared, I was standing in the compartment the knowledge was supposed to be stored in, it poured in, more recognizable because I have knowledge of it now, she put some masturbation sessions in it with her alone and with Hestia, naughty. Those memories are going in a special compartment, after I sifted through the memories I made a copy of both and combined the copy's into one whole, the memories of their textbooks combined with the practical exercises began to make more sense.

I motioned Hermoine over and pressed our heads together, carefully I transferred the combined knowledge over. Feeling naughty a masturbation session with Hestia and Tonksie slipped in too.

Hermoine took a few minutes to process the runes, made a blackboard appear and started to write an exercise of newt level while Tonksie and Hestia looked stumped at it.

Tonksie:" that is an extra exercise for newt students as a challenge to resolve it for extra credit, I didn't do it and Hestia neither, I asked."

"I combined both the memories, also with combining the memories of the pages, it becomes more clear. Do you want the combined one back?" "Yes please," Now it was my turn to be naughty, and I put my memory of our meeting at the Tonkses where I was on the ground, looking up their skirts, along with the runes memory." a few minutes going over the memories, and both stood next to Hermoine drawing runes.

"A few problems are needing to be solved, first does every girl have a mindscape too? Or does everything have to pass through me? And for better results, we need more participants, or we need to study up and combine again. Do I make sense? And is it possible to pull an outsider into my mindscape?

This is very invasive, we are linked in our minds, you can practically see who and what I am in here.

Now everyone gets their rune package, too bad Missy is dating head boy, she is a smart one."

Distributing the runes was fast, the girls made themselves at home and lay down on the couches while processing the runes.

"Did anyone noticed the time we were in here? It is about time to leave my head."

Reluctantly they withdrew themselves. Tracey was last, she dispelled our clothes and jumped in my arms. "You are the best, My Master, I love you." whispering in her ear "I love you to my lovely pet, we will share each other more."

Finally alone in my head I felt a bit lonely, I woke up with the girls staring at me, I grinned and said: "We are going to shake the world. How much time did we spend in my head? Dobby? Do you know how long we lay in here?"

Dobby: "Master Harry, after Mistress Moine closes her eyes, only a minute."

So when everyone is in, time speeds up, which makes starting up and exiting need to be done faster.

"Anyone tired or dizzy from the runes? You do remember them, yes? Let's get ready and go to our office and try them out, Dobby, ask Taffy for some Potter books of runes newt level and master level. Now we go shower."

We had a half-hour before breakfast, Hermoine, Tonksie and Hestia were the fastest with the new knowledge, while the rest of us started to process it from the start and working our way up, it was clear Hermoine has a photographic memory, total recall is nice but you have to know how to use the knowledge.

At Breakfast the three were still talking about the new rune knowledge, pulling Missy along in the conversation, baffling her with their expertise. She asked me: "Do I need to tutor them, or will they tutor me?"

"It is complicated Miss Harper, but we need a soundboard to test our knowledge on, and you are perfect for it, you are very smart and young enough to make us feel comfortable with you, instead of an older person who would be pushing more his ideas down our throats."

After a bit Luna was throwing her take on the runes in the group, followed by Tracey and Daphne. The others were happy to listen and compare what they hear to the knowledge already processed.

Luna: "if we combine everything we learned by watching our parents, our husband is going to be very happy." I was drinking juice when Luna made her comment, so I sprayed it over the table. Learning from up the bum? Paddle dad and bondage mum? Screaming dad and mum? Sucking mum and 69 dad or nudist couple, or nipple clamp aunty, not to mention a crazy death-eater couple, if they pour those memories in my head, I might need a lobotomy.

Well, I need to go to the centaurs first to warn them.

"Mars was red this week, changes are coming to the herd."

Centaur: "What can a human know about the stars?"

"Well for one, Mars is a planet, not a star, and she is always red, she is also named the red planet."

Horse-boy was fuming, holding his bow in hand, ready to shoot the insulting foal, meaning the foal is me.

Horse-boy: "What are you doing in our forest little wizard?"

"Well thank you for sharing this forest with us, I always heard you considered this forest your property, but now that you said our forest I am happy."

Horse-boy: "No this is our property!"

"I know, I never heard of such a selfless herd, like yours, you have my respect."

Another horse butted in, "Control yourself, Bane, it is shameful to get baited by a foal. Child, what is your name and purpose in this forest?"

"My name is Lord Harry Potter, for the moment I rule Hogwarts, and came to inform you of a hunting party next week in here." That got them on their back legs.

Horse what's his name: "You came to tell you to come to hunt here? On us?"

"Well mister what's your name, I came to inform you we are going to hunt in here, I never said hunting you, if we were I wouldn't tell you, that is asking to get killed isn't it?"

Magorian: "It will be a great boon to see these spiders removed, we asked for years to cull that nest but were never allowed."

Magorian: "It is good, either day will do for us, you have our gratitude."

"I will send my friend Dobby with the right day and hour of our arrival."

Now I have to get out of here or they are going to name a horse after me… dammed I forgot to ask what they are eating, hay or people food. Nope, I am not going to ask a mare how they give blowjobs, it is kind of hard to picture how to get down there.

At Gringotts Skullbasher and Skullcleaver were on duty again, it was like they knew I was coming.

"Well met warriors, let us on Thursday blood your young, to bring honor to the nation, and galleons in my vault." A good one even if I say so myself.

Skullcleaver: "Thursday it is then basiliskslayer, we surround them at night and attack before first light. We can see perfectly in the dark." They already have a battle plan, good for them.

"I leave it in your capable hands then, good hunting."

Inside at Blooddagger, I asked who owns the wireless, and on how many channels they broadcast. If possible I want to own it too. Media control is essential. I told him I need to visit the Peverell vault and be there for a couple of hours, I will let Dobby warn them if I need a ride back up.

"May we have no more enemies left and our vaults filled to the rims."

At the vault, I motioned goodbye to the driver and entered, the door closed behind me, I sat down on the floor and prepared for a big download, if that thing shoved seventy million years of knowledge and history in my head I had to prepare a supermassive hall with seventy big rooms divided in different category's, Military, science, medicine, art and a dozen other concepts I could come up with. Making sure I had a place for the overflow to go to, I think I am ready, I equipped the Hallows and stood up.

First I went to the Grimoire, it was expecting me.

Good day descendant,

Your arrival has been foretold,

A descendant from not only me but also from Moros and Ganos Lal better known as Merlin and Morgana, this was Moros first option to save the galaxy's, if you have overcome the light and the dark evils in your world, if you failed to come here on time, there is another place he has put for normal humans to get the knowledge if their technology is raised enough. It is in a place now called Glastonbury Thor, how to get in there will be known to you shortly.

The rest of this Grimoire is written in Lantean, you need the repository to download the knowledge, Moros has foretold you are prepared, only descendants with a capacity of 75% or more can download this safely.

First, go sit in the chair, it will measure you, black is incompatible, white is perfect.

As the last thing, I want to apologize for all the problems we left behind for you to clean up.

Get your knowledge and do whatever you want with it. It is your birthright.

Ambrosius Peverell

Father of Antioch, Cadmus and Ignotus

Here goes nothing I thought when I sat down in the chair. I put my hands on the gel packs and the chair activated, my mind made a connection and a hologram activated, first this vault, then the Nation, Britain, Europe, the world, zooming out as wide as I could I reached twenty light-years around the earth. Well, this needs a place at home, it is better than the cinema. The measuring started, it went up to milky white, a rough guess it was between 80% and 90%, so I was safe, thanks to the elves, remind me to give them a bonus.

Leaving the chair I went to the repository and presented my head to it, the thing grabbed my head and shoved the knowledge inside. The asshole who invented this crap device needs a kick under his ass. I am pretty sure he ascended. Even with my 80%, it hurt like hell.

I sat back in the chair processing it all.

AN: The story is found in Stargate one/Harry Potter crossover Lets fix the galaxy