The female Ranma was being carried by a panda as she yelled, "Really old man!? Using the panda to protect yourself! You are asshole! Asshole asshole asshole!"
Behind them a small figured but sporty girl how had tanned skin with rainbow hair in a blue sports top with a rainbow cutie mark on it black shorts white sports socks and running shoes was running as she said, "yeah big time! I swear when we get you human again your going to aget it! or my human name isn't Niji Dasshu!"
In a moment a shy but busty girl with pink hair and fair skin in a yellow sweeter to, her ankle green skirt jumped out , and butterfly hair clip jumped out. she stared at the panda while she held a black piglet, "you're a bad bad man! Or my name isn't Hatameku Shai! Isn't that right Ryoga!"
The pig nodded clearly mad as Ranma happily said," thanks girls now let's get back the Amazon village once someone gets me out of this vice grip!" she said struggling, " YOU ARE SO LUCKY I CAN'T HIT A PANDA!" she then looked around at the street people trying to pretend it wasn't happening, " I KNOW YOU SEE ME BEING PANDA NAPPED YOU ALL HAVE A PHONE IN YOUR POCKET CALL ANIMAL CONTORL ASSHOLES!?"
At that moment the pink haired girl sneezed and looked away allowing the panda to run past her.
next up a girl with her hair in a bun it was purple with a pink stripe she had on glasses a white shirt purple vest and skirt on with purple stockings and black shoes as she said "Towairaito Kagayaku here Saying put down the red haired lady!" she glowing hands behind her back as a bucket of water hovered only for the panda to run as she made it dump and she said, "Well I am out of ideas!"
Next in the panda's way was a French lady lady with pale almost pearl like skin purple hair in a white dress that stopped at her knees with diamond cutie symbols on the rim a white fake fur boa around her neck white boots , she had a model like figure and she looked at the panda and said, "I may not be as strong as twili in the magic or Dashi in the kung fu stuff but I know you Genma! " she then struck a pose with her hands, left foot resting one her right leg making hearts and pink appear behind her as she winked.
the Panda had nose bleed making it Drop the lady Ranma! Who got up running saying, "thanks Rarity... I mean Rareté belle Your a real life saver!"
A moment later the panda recovered knocked down the lady and grabbed Ranma and ran off with her again.
The next lady had pink fluffy hair a model figure was an understatement she was dressed in a pink top blue jean short shorts with suspender of yell, she had blue leg warmers pink shoes and her shirt read party hard, " Momoiro Pai here Saying leave my brother in all but blood alone panda! Because my pinkie sense is going off and I am not telling what it is!"
the panda walked along only to scream in pain as it stepped in glass but it hopped along with Ranma!
Pinkie yelled out, "I TRIED MAN SORRY! RANMA!"
Ranma then yelled out, "YOU KNOW ITS RANKO WHEN I AM A LADY PINKIE AND IT'S OK IT'S THE STUPID LAW! AND PEOPLE NOT CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL! COME ON THIS ISN'T FUNNY YOU ASSHOLES!"
the final Lady to step up had , had tanned skin blonde long hair, blue jean the left leg cut off brown cowboy style boots a white button up shirt with no sleeves green vest brown cow girl gloves and a rope on her side with she span and said, "No rule against restraining it's Ah got this!" She then throw her lasso only for the Panda who caught to bite it braking it and he continued on it's way.
the cowgirl lowered her hat, "Alex Jefferson AJ you are not the brightest apple in the basket!" she said a shamed of how badly she failed.
the Panda came to the tendo Doju where Shampoo appeared holding her sword, "Drop husband slash wife!"
the panda then held her a sigh that read" I am panda you hurt me you go to jail for life!"
Shampoo blinked before pulling out a smart phone and in a moment she sat, "he right sorry Shampoo fail!" she said sitting.
As they walked past Ranma shrugged and said, "you girls at least tried!" the panda then kicked the door down so now and be fore Akane Soun Babiki and Kasumi could say a word the girl with glass came in with the other ladies and said, " found the answer!"
She opened a bottle of water and smirked, "hot water vapor works just as well as hot water old man!" in a moment her hand glow and steam flashed when it was over the first six girls were Applejack, pinkie pie, Rarity Twilight Fluttershy and rainbow dash but alicorns.
Ranko was Ranma the boy being held by his human father Genma and he smirked, "Didn't work out well for you did it old man!" shampoo had sword , "Shampoo call first punch on old jerk!"
As Genma dropped his son to try and run to only be held in place Alicorn magic the human ryoga who was just in shorts said, "I pet this is a shock!"
Ranma dust himself off and said, "Allow me to explain I am Ranma Saotome!" before he could finish Akane said, "I AM SUPPOSE OT MARRY YOU BUT YOU WHERE A LADY AND WHAT IS WITH THE PEGACORNS!"
Pinkie pie blinked and came to her, "it's alicorn and he was getting to that!" she yelled before heading back to hurt the old man with her friends.
the Man who was just a lady, "Ok as we are getting looks like's get the quick through shall we My old man took me and Ryoga here to this spring in china for training the grounds keeper said they where cursed and long story short they are! You turn into the thing that drowned in them with cold water and hot water changing back, I land in girl, dad panda, Ryoga piglet!
Nabiki point to the ponies current stomping on Genma as she said, "And the things I could make billions off of selling pictures to the tabloids?!"
Ryoga then said, "Well long story short their Twilight the purple one want to try out a teleporting spell so she and her friends all put on this magic jewelry things called the elements of harmony to boosts it's rage as they figured why not go for a record they went form their world of magic to ours so whole planet new record , the magic things merged with them along the way upgrading them all to alicorn, and they all landed in girl. Then the grounds me hand them so cloths and direct us to this amazon village handing Twilight a book!"
Shampoo then came over cleaning blood off her sword, "where Ranma as Rank beat shampoo!"
Kasumi blinked and said, "and that has what to do with anything?" she blinked in confusion!
the cursed to be a lady half the time Guy said, "Simple put if an outside woman beats an amazon either they are the amazon needs to die but Twilight knowing their rules form the book covered me with hot water showing my curse so it went form execution to wedding."
Akane smiled, "SEE DAD I AM OUT OF THIS BULLSHIT!" She said happily dancing only for Ryoga to say, "It's not that simple!"
She froze as Ranma said, "sense amazon only have a son one out of a hundred times males are allowed more the none wife something my dad was happy about as have this arranged marriage and one other one … my dad clearly tried to pimp me out instead of paying!" he said sick of it.
Soun smiled, "perfect you can marry all my daughters!" the sisters looked at him with angry eyes.
Ranma then sighed, "yeah yeah just like my old man! Anyway dad kidnapped me with was bad as we were in the middle of a double date with Fluttershy and Ryoga sorry it got ruined Shampoo but anyway long story short, were my gender fluid ass goes my new pony friends follow and only way out of this arranged marriage is the old fashion if we don't want it in a year it's over escape rule Akane!"
Kasumi screamed happily as she hugged Rarity who looked uncomfortable , "this is perfect it's perfect I get to live with real life unicorns pegasus hybrids YAY!" She said like a little girl who got a wish come true.
Ranma then sighed and finished with, "yeah so sorry about bring you all in to this! I have to have trouble with it and I've lived in it for the last six months! Anyway again sorry for the mess!" he said bowing with fist in hand, "Now can you direct us to the bath I need to wash panda stink off me and we need to Splash Ryoga so Fluttershy can carry him before he gets lost again!"
he then noticed Ryoga gone and sighed, "…. We won't see him for a week at least!"
Meanwhile Ryoga who was fully dressed was walking around wearing cartoon mouse ears as he said, "How did I get here!?"
Some one then walked up and said, "your lost Ryoga I love your video and were am I app!" the guy then smiled for a picture as he asked, " you know where I can charge my phone I need to get a map!
to be continued.
story written with the blessing of emma iveil please check out the fanfic that inspired this one ponies one half