Twilight was currently in her human form walking with Sombra or at least his descendant in a library, "I am so lucky I made a spell so my cloth vanish when I become a pony but reappear when I become human or less I would have to be pony form right now and unable to read kanji!" She said happily.
the man behind her blushing as Twilight read one of the books, "this is Sombra's journal …. Gee he talked about me a lot…" she then noticed the heir to the clan and current Sombra bowing to kiss her hand, "I know all my life I read about how you best my wicked ancestor and allowed me family to be, granted the later was an unknown side effect but I dreamed of meeting Princess Twilight sparkle for so long!" he said getting up holding her hand.
Twilight was red as he went to kiss her and in her head fireworks exploded.
the next day, Twilight was walking back to the tendos hair a mess giving a spin to know away Kuno as she said, "sorry Kuno this Ass is off the market!" she said happily with a giggle as she adjust her glasses.
She came in and stretched, "Sorry I didn't come home girls but you won't believe it we're not the only ponies here! When we beat Sombra him and his trapped fellow shadow ponies got sent here were they used the curse spring to gain human forms their descendant can switch between human and pony at will and they are a new type Bicorns two horns. Their heir or prince may have Sombra's name and can't deny the good look he shares with him but he is a charmer , I am dating him now and he charmed the pants off me Literarily best pony ride ever!"
that is when Twilight noticed Celestia in Alicorn form jaw dropped at what she said, Making the purple mare in human form say, "Oh fuck!"
the Solar goddess pony screamed before putting her hooves to her face, "IT HAS TO BE LIVING WITH THOSE CREEPS!"
Pinkie pie showed up covering Celestia's mouth so she can speak, "We only been here for a week and it's only to be emotional support for Ranma while he use the live together for a year then say they hate eachother escape clause in his arranged marriage with his father Genma sold him into to avoid paying for things all the time!"
Pinkie let go of Celestia's face, "Now I am going to let you speak then go get some hot water and change to human form bye!"
Celestia blinked, "…. THAT SCUM BAG!" she yelled using the royal Canterlot speaking voice.
Ranko walked in eating some strawberry icecream as she said, "…. Is the sun god about to smith my old man because if so I need to crap a camera!"
five seconds later;
Genma was struggling to land a hit but ever time he got close he jumped back in pain form burns thanks to the flaming aura of rage around Celestia as she slowly trotted towards him, "selling your son! Do you have any idea what you abuse, in my land there is a massive gender balance made worst by males of my race mating for life and refusing to donate out of instinct, meaning Most woman of my land will never be mothers because of this! We'll never have a daughter let along a son and you just throw it away!"
Genma looked around, "So his mother said if he isn't a man among men when she sees him she'll kill me him and herself and he is a lady half the time in mind and body!"
Celestia's eyes widen in horror as Ranma who was now male videoing said, "THEIR GOES THE DREAM OF HAVING ONE PARENT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT!"
Celestia blinked before asking going back to it, "THEN WHAT I SAID GOES DOUBLE FOR THAT AND PARDON MY HUMAN BITCH!" she said slowly walking, "I am going to burn you Genma! Burn you with the full might of the sun… burn you till no ashes remain!"
Genma jumped into the pound and came up a panda holding a sigh saying, "Pandas are protected hurt me now and you brake laws!"
the white Alicorn froze solid as Ranma yelled out," there is more then one way to make him hurt princess!"
In a moment the human form pinkie pie was in the upstairs window, "I found his dirty book collection Shoot a fire ball at it!" she said holding a trash bag out and Celestia smirked as she shot the fireball at it and pinkie dropped it.
the panda was crying horrible while rolling around.
Kasumi appeared out a window now and said, "I got my dad's here might as well burn it too!" she said throwing it as Celestia burned it with a fireball as well.
now the tendo's father joined the panda!
Fluttershy was petting ryoga's piggy form as she said," this house is almost clean now!"
At that point the Alicorn form Applejack trotted by, "should we's be worrying about Ranma's mom and her murder suicide thing coming?"
Shampoo sighed as she walked in, "we worry about that when need too. Later now grandmother open Chinese restaurant shampoo need to work their!"
Celestia calmed down and sighed, "I best I should go get human form and dressed to handle the meeting with this Kessho ponies!"
Later on Celestia now in human form in a lady's business suit with a skirt that had a slide up the sides and a few buttons unbuttoned thanks to a mass issue was walking to said creepy manor.
Rarity held her human form chin, "fits the dark crystal theme!" in a moment the current Sombra opened the door and in a moment Twilight jumped and kissed him.
once inside Celestia was glaring till he took on his bicorn form and bowed saying, "Princess Celestia!"
the white alicorn's only reaction was, "OH NOW HIS HOT!" making her former student glare with fire at her as she held the pony and said, "MINE!"
Ranma held up his hand as he said, "As the only non-pony here do you mind if I use your bath room?" the guy nodded and point to the left.
Later on in the main area a loud speaker announcement came on and said " hide the kids and foals people we have a cat fu code!"
Celestia blinked while Fluttershy held the panicking piggy ryoga , " I HAVE TO CALM DOWN RANMA!"
Applejack then spoke up making a magic image of Ranma as a kid crying as he was tied up with fish tied to him and dumbed into a cat of feral cats multiple times, "this are snap shouts form Ranma's foalhood princess!"
all who were learning growled at it as She said, "and like most marital artiest given this cat trauma his defense for being around cats is to act like home himself, with some how makes his little mineral deposits at the ends of his fingers and tails act like ultra-claws! Fluttershy can talk to animals so she can normal calm him down!"
Meanwhile in a training room Ranma was acting like a cat scratching right through a wooden dummy as he did so while meowing.
That is when Fluttershy Ran in holding Ryoga as a piggy as she said, "Calm down Ranma friends are here relax!" Ranma walked over on all fors and rubbed his back against her leg while purring as Fluttershy got down and petted him making him pur, "this is perfect now let's hope they get rid of the cats so this doesn't happen again."
A few hours later Ranma was himself again holding his head, "…. I am so sorry for the mess!"
Sombra in human form, "I should be the one saying sorry I should have asked if anyone had problems with cats to put my little kitty up and we could have avoid all that claw damage."
ranma looked embarrassed as he said, "I also pooped in your cat's litter box….. I said I had to go!"
the current sombra was trying to hold in a laugh as he said, "the maids are going to hate you!"
Pinkie shivered," A poo joke that's how we end the chapter a poo joke!?
to be continued.
pinkie pie came up In alicorn form, "Next chapter Celestia spies on the sombra Twilight date while Kuno challenge sombra to a fight! See you next time!"
