Later on in the City Ranma was walking till he flipped when a lady using a giant spatula as a weapon tried to hit her as he said, "the drag allow should make that impossible!" he said lampshading the odd weapon.

she then growled," HOW DARE YOU!" She said throwing smaller spatula as throwing knives.

Ranma cartwheeled as he blinked, "Ok now I am taking it my dad screwed you over, let me guess set up an arrange marriage between us with out telling me over something stupid like food!"

The lady blinked before saying, "Wait you didn't leave me on choice…?" she asked shocked.

the guy landed before a truck drove by splashing him with water turning him into Ranko making the ladies jaw drop as she said, "yeah yeah curse spring my gender changes with water! Magic is deal!" she said bored by explaining it, "Look Lady I'll happily help you get back at my dad and deal with this other arranged marriage just tell me your name!"

the lady blinked and while in a state of shock said, "Ukyo Kuounji!"

Ranko snapped as she said, "that's why my dad asked he what I liked better ukyo or Okonomiyaki when I was six!" she said slamming a fist into her palm, "…. I had no idea you where even a girl!"

the lady's left eye twitching, "…. Right back at you …. Or half back at you…" She said still spinning up in the head.

Ranko snapped her fingers as she pulled her along, "Come on Let's go beat up my father, got a few other things to explain. My old man did what he did to you to many women I have many arranged marriages, One of with is to a lady in a culture that let's men have multiple wives. So you can share or just live with us for a year to brake it… your choice…and I am so sorry if you just want to go back to being friends or just leave and never see me again I'll understand."

they then came to the tendos and Ukyo gasped in shock as Fluttershy in her alicorn form trotted in to the mares confusion. Ranko held a hand out introducing Ukyo " this is Ukyo one of those who my Dad promised my hand in marriage to for Free stuff in this case food, Ukyo this is Fluttershy one of the many alicorns that live here and I am friends with! Now flutters know where my father is?"

Ukyo just blinked as the yellow mare held a hoof to her chin, "No sadly not we don't keep track of him, he is gone we are happy now if you don't mind me, Ryoga is stuck in a whole in the wall in his piggy form and I need to get him out to turn him back to normal safely. I am on to plunger!" she said heading to a bath room where she opened the door with her hooves and hovered the plunger to her in yellow magic as she said, "if this and he butter works We will have a cartoon moment!" she said walking off.

Ukyo's jaw dropped as her eyes widen as she saw a two horned unicorn walk down before turning into his human form as Ranko asked, "yo sombra know where my asshole daddy is?"

The guy adjusted his collar, "being the panda mascot for the amazon's café, by using his curse form!"

Ranko growled," FUCK WE CAN'T HIT HIM AS A PANDA WAIT HOT WATER!" she said heading in to grab a thermos and a cup of water, as she explained, "cold water turn into curse form, hot water turn back to normal just need to splash dad with hot water and we can beat him up!" She said microwaving the cup.

she then ran her hand under hot tap water turning back into Ranma as he said, "only problem is we tried that before and he avoided it! wait… wait I have a plan!" he said snapping his fingers as he looked to the still spinning in the head Ukyo.

Later on Ukyo walked up to Genma's panda form, "want some how chocolate mr?" she said opening the thermos and the panda grabbed and drank only to spit as he turned human and she smiled" Hi it's me Ukyo!" she said pulling out her giant cooking weapon to hit him sending him flying.

When Genma landed in a forest where he came face to face to Ranko wearing a black funeral dress and holding a scythe, "hello papa! My math was right so this won't end well for you!" she said swinging the scythe.

the old man ducked avoiding as she said," trading your child for free things and expecting to just let it sort out! promising Mother something that puts us all on the line when she comes. I have had no freedom no life! I've just been your ticket to do what ever you wanted!"

The old man jumped into a tree vanishing hidden by using his thief skills.

the red head span her scythe around sending out a shockwave where she heard something and quickly held out her hand to fire off her beam hitting a tree making Genma fall and land on his back on the ground groaning in pain.

Ranko span her weapon around," you have used and abuse me! but if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have been at the cure Spring! I wouldn't have meet the ponies! I wouldn't have gotten my freedom! But then again I wouldn't have need friends to open my cage if it wasn't for you so I owe you nothing! Not even for giving me life!"

Genma tried to get up but his back wouldn't let him as ranko stepped on his stomach, "I don't need you old man! And as you clearly wanted a meal ticket not a child you will not have another!" she said going form pointing the scythe at his neck to down below.

he screamed in horror, "NO NO PUT THAT BACK AT MY NECK THE HEAD TALKING PLEASE!" he said shaking pissing his pants.

Ranko smirked as she said, "why no papa! I have a better idea!" she said using her free hand to hit pressure points making him scream as she said," meet the full body cats' tongue a move that makes all water hot to you're body! So congregations your cured!" her eyes turned hollow and evil as she held the scythe, "you can never hide behind the panda or use it to your edge again."

Ranko span the weapon around as she chuckled evilly, "now hope about I do moms job and kill you, or better yet, you leave you fear fear knowing everyone who hates you can now strike you dead at any moment sense you can't hide as mr panda anymore!" she said evilly getting off her dad's chest, "oh and Genma remember this! We all hate you and we live under the same roof, I can now kill you at any time I want!"

She said walking off spinning the scythe leaving her old man to shit himself. " be careful what you wish for! Also Doku finally made some more water proof soap for the ponies don't mess with it or I'll finish what I started here in making it so I am an only child!" she said friendly ending in a girlish giggle.

Genma passed out.

later on at the Tendos Ranko was still in the dress recapping this all to pinkie, "so Ukyo is staying for now, and I have to thank Fluttershy for the yandere mode listens it's the darkest art of anything goes marital arts and can only be used by a lady."

Pinkie pie blinked and said, "wait there is a how to be a yandere book! WHO THE FUCK WOULD RIGHT THAT EVIL THING BRUN IT RANMA! BURN IT BE RID OF THIS UNHOLLY SHIT! BURN THE YANDERE HANDBOOK BURN TI ALL SEND IT TO HELL WHERE IT BELONGS MAN SLAHS WOMAN IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD!"

the dark eyes and cold yet friendly girlish voice returned as she said, "why Pinkie I can't burn Yanderes I am one now! And besides Twilight want to read it next and I honestly think you should give it a read with your serial killer nightmares it would fit you like a glove Pinkie!" She said bopping the alicorn's nose.

Pinkie backed away gulping as she shock and said, "please end the chapter now!"

to be continued.

the grateful voice of pinkie pie called out," THANK YOU!"