In the principle's office already altered to look like a classic Hawaiian post card celestia was holding Shinjitsu and putting down papers as the principle looked confused as she said, "before you the school was fine now it's been total riot chaos for three hours! That's enough for the law to say you can't be around Shinjitsu anymore! He is in my custody now! So thanks for the son now I am getting him out of here as we have five hours of the school day left and I know the ring leader of this protest principle you will suffer!"
principle Kuno said," come on Hinako baby it's not that bad!"
Meanwhile in the school with was damaged run down and looked like a hurricane hit it
Pinkie pie was dressed in black pants black boots with spikes on the soles, her top was bandages wrapped around red ones to mimic blood stains she had on a black coat black sunglasses and had a wood sword with a spiral throwing star like cross guard down using it as a cane to stand as she adjusted her shades her hair was flat to show she was in serious scary mode.
Rarity was shivering as she put on her hands as she was in her boxing gear, Applejack was in her gymnastic gear with Kodachi.
when one of the teachers came in only for Fluttershy in her ice skating gear using roller skates to arrive before them and stare at them freezing them Letting Rarity charge in and easily knock them out with a few punches.
Pinkie pie then said, pointing with the sword " We will only accepted surrender by the principle himself! No negotiations you will give in to our demands!" She said coldly shouldering the sword.
the principle's voice came on the loud speaker, "oh students aloha this is pupule that's crazy man! If you want to do this let's settle it in the spirit sense I was told the map I put on my son's head faded away by way of skin falling off and being replaced you can't find the coconut with the get out of rule free card let's fight like Men, or one man and a lady! The gym me and you Momoiro Pai!"
Pinkie pie got up but Kuno said," he knows the family wooden sword shredding move that won't work with a wooden sword!" he said holding out his sheaved crystal magic sword, "this magic crystal sword is my most prized position it would be an honor if you use it to beat my father!" he said bowing as Pinkie pie put her wooden sword at her belt and took this sword shouldering it as she said," Very well!"
She head to the gym to see a boxing ring the principle in it as he said, "Aloha pinkie pie!"
Pinkie throw the swords sheave away as she drew it and pointed with it, "that's Pinkamena to you!" She said jumping in.
the father of the Kuno's had his shears out and charged to try and shave Pinkie's head only for her to block with the crystal sword holding it with two hands She then jumped back and pulled out an eye patch form her pants pocket and put it on and smirked like a scary grim reaper swordsman. She then gave a long downward slash sending out an shock wave that made the principle jump to the left to avoid being slashed by it.
His eyes opened by she thrust the sword sending off an air bullet him that made him jump in to the air where she rapidly drew her wooden sword sending out another energy shock wave that hit the crazy man knocking him out of the ring on to the floor painfully.
she then jumped out putting the wooden sword down and holding the crystal sword down at his neck before moving it lower to his pants, "restore the rules to normal to normal now!" she said coldly before adding, "or their will be no more kuno's form you!"
the principle held his hands out, "come on mon I am your principle!"
Pinkie pie rolled her eyes, "this isn't an anime! You were gone for years! As far as the law sees it you left your job and got fired for not returning making you some crazy guy who showed up and took over the school and we are the ones fighting in self defense go ahead call the cops they will say what I said and take you away!"
he principle pulled out a cell phone.
an hour later principle Kuno was in hand cuffs shocked as he was forced into the squad car saying, " and people wonder why we don't call you here mon!"
Pinkie pie smiled back to normal cart wheeling happily as she said, "WE DID IT WE DID IT NO KUNO BOSSING US AROUND!"
A month later they were back in the gym and Twilight said, "I wonder what our new principle will be like!" she then screamed as the now young Happosai stepped up in a black business suit and smirked, "Welcome students! New uniforms for the girls!" he said showing pictures of sailor fukas.
he then said, "and no more if you are an exchange student you don't have to wear the uniform all will wear it!" he said laughing evilly.
Shinjitsu covered his eyes as Celestia walked up on stage in her human form arms crossed and said, "oh no you won't! you do that I'll air the black mail I have on you!" she said holding a file marked Happosai's in action pictures.
Happosai then sighed, "ok scratch the new rules she has too much on me and I am not stupid to throw this job away like that nut job!" he said walking off.
everyone who lived int the tendos or knew him hugged as a group shaking. As applejack said, "this is so much worst y'all!"
Meanwhile.
On her throne Eris was watching she had yuki yuri in a tank struggling to get out but she saw an image of Shinjitsu laying awake feeling odd and kind of wanting to be an alicorn like his adopted mother to fit in better.
Celestia wasn't their so Eris smirked, " just what I need!"
She then appeared as a ghost, "so you want to be an alicorn I can make it happen if you shake my hand!" she said holding her hand out and the innocent little boy grabbed it and smirked.
Eris became solid finally in this world and Shinjitsu fell over in pain screaming and crying making the alicorn Celestia charge in horrified as Eris smirked, "thanks to your son I am here!" she then vanished.
she ran to her screaming son his hands slowly fusing into a hoof and her eyes widened in horror!
the next morning Discord said," there is nothing we can do! He is slowly transforming into an alicorn we can't stop it or use the springs to restore his human form till ti's done I can't speed it up to make it painless I can't slow it I can't do a thing!"
Celestia could be heard crying holding the screaming boy upstairs.
pinkie pie was in alicorn form like the girls her hair fallen.
Sombra in his bicorn state he looked around the other ponies in alicorn form, "then why not take revenge on her! She is related to you discord were would you go if you where an evil btich!?"
Discord held her chin, "I would go to the craziest place in the world…. THE KUNO HOUSE!"
the girls gasped in horror as they went to fly off while Sombra became mist to follow.
in the Kuno house Eris was on a throne before her the now giant fire breathing gator named mr green turtle.
Tatewaki was holding his crystal Katana his eyes blank his colors grey he was shouldering the blade as he stood before her with the gator.
beside him was yuki Yuri, now changed, She had green lizard like skin and tails, a red wolf skull for a head with black eyes pink bull horns, blue hooved fit, her outfit remained , her hands clawed hands had knuckle spikes and she had a mohawk of pink feathers She roared like an animal her lizard tail with bone spikes swinging behind her
to be continued
Pinkie pie appeared and said, "And this is where we leave you hanging for the rest of the month! Next time we storm Eris's fortress the seven of us to get revenge for what she did to Shinjitsu HE IS JUST A LITTLE BOY BITCH!"
